A/N: Ello, Agent Green Dolphin here again with another story, even though I'm currently working on MANY. So, I wasn't exactly sure WHERE to put this, so...yeah. Sorry if it's in a really random place. Anyways, this story will include several crossovers with other cartoons spanning from Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, and Disney. If the whole thing seems confusing, please don't hesitate to ask a question, but until then, things will be explained later into the story. I do not own any mentioned characters, channels, or anything else that is obviously not mine in this story. Oh, and this may seem a bit angsty at first, but it will soon become a little more fun, so no worries. Enjoy!

"Well," the young pink-hatted boy said. "It's now or never."

He stood outside of his average, two-story blue house along with his three companions, Cosmo, Wanda, and baby Poof. They were more than just his friends-they were his family...his god-family. They weren't your ordinary bunch, even if at the moment they seemed to be.

The small, now pink-furred toy poodle shook her head and gave out a short sigh. "You know it's for the best, Timmy. Who knows what could have happened to us if we didn't leave now."

Timmy shuddered at the thought. It had been exactly three days since the fatally damaging letter had come in the mail from a government official at Nickelodeon Studios. It had stated very clearly that if he and his family hadn't moved out of Dimmesdale in a week, their house would be exploded whether or not the group was inside, and they would have to spend life in Nickelodeon Prison-which just so happened to have the worst conditions in all of the Cartoon Universe. There, the family would most likely be beaten everyday by NickDroids, which were basically orange, poorly designed robots with an incredible amount of artificial intelligence. Just thinking about the prison made Cosmo, who was usually cheery and excitable, on the verge of tears. One of his best friends from another Cartoon town, Sheen had been put in the Hell-On-Earth not too long ago. He hadn't heard from him since.

"Well, let's get going then." Wanda said solemnly as she took her first step away from her home. Well, of course Timmy still had the fish bowl, but it just wouldn't be the same in another house. That was, if they could find another house.

The group walked up the pathway leading away from their old home as a flying car that seemed to be made of purple cotton candy or clouds flew right in front of them. The driver was none other than Binky, their quite strange acquaintance and Jorgan Von Strangle's punching bag. He honked the horn, which happened to be the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel".

"Come on you guys! We don't have much time left if you want to catch your train!" The short fairy yelled. Normally, Cosmo and Wanda would just poof the group over to their destination, but ever since...he took over, all magic in the capital of each Cartoon district was illegal. That was mainly why the family was traveling to the outskirts of Dimmesdale. That, and the fact that the outskirts were the farthest the new government transportation system would take them.

Each one of them slowly got into the fairy car(which was only working because Binky had a magic license issued by Jorgan) and they flew off to the cartoon train station.

Once there, they were met by Timmy's friends and enemies. Any and all adults had been issued out of the district only a couple of weeks earlier, forcing the children to fend for themselves until they too would be forced to leave. This was a Cartoon World-Wide rule, since for some odd reason the new government had thought that a revolt would be impossible if only "insolent children" were left. Some would say that they were absolutely correct for thinking so, while others would think highly otherwise.

Timmy had had a very heartfelt goodbye with his parents when they were coerced to leave, so now it was time for his best friends.

"Timmy!" Sanjai and Tootie shouted at the same time. They both glared at each other in a seemingly intense staring contest until Sanjai nervously broke away from Tootie's dangerous glare. Tootie then ran to Timmy, practically tackling him to the ground.

"Oh Timmy, my lover! You can't let them force us away from each other, can you? We have to be together in Dimmesdale so we can have twenty-two adorable babies! I even picked out the names!" The young girl hollered in excitement. She then started to list all of the names, most of them starting with a "T".

Timmy grimaced slightly at the girl he still didn't like back...at all. He brushed the dirt off of his shirt and looked around for his friends. Once having spotted them, he sneaked away from Tootie who was having a small debate with herself about whether or not to name their thirteenth child Tabitha or Tammy.

"I mean, Tabitha is kinda pretty, but it's a bit old fashioned sounding, don't you think? But then again, Tammy sounds a bit immature, especially in comparison to a name like Tabitha..."

Timmy walked over to Chester and AJ, his best friends since as long as he could remember.

"So...this is it, huh?" AJ, the smartest of them all asked.

"Yep, I guess it is." Timmy replied, looking at anything but his friends. What he didn't want them to know was that his eyes were absolutely filled with tears. He had been through so much with his pals, and now he would leave them forever. Chester sighed and scratched his head as Timmy sniffed. This was followed by a ten second silence that felt like it had lasted an hour. Chester was the first one to break the silence.

"I'M GONNA MISS YOU GUYS!" He yelled in a shrill voice as tears fell down his face. The other two boys followed suit and began to sob as well. The trio then got into a group hug that lasted about a minute before the meanest, most evil wench in town had interrupted them.

"Aw, well isn't it twerp, twerpier, and twerpiest! You all look like a bunch of crybabies who need to spend a day in my torture chamber! That'll toughen you losers up. I'd just ought to-"

"Why don't you just shut up, Vicky?" Timmy interrupted, irrelevant to the tears still running down his face. "Why don't you just admit that you're upset too? We all know that your only purpose in life is to make our lives miserable, so without us you're absolutely nothing! Why don't you finally get a life now that you won't be able to undermine us anymore?"

Vicky just stood there in utter shock. The very last person that she expected to finally stand up to her had. She made a face as if she was preparing herself to say something, but instead a very squeaky sound came out of her mouth until she too began to cry. She sunk to the ground in front of the boys and sobbed.

The boys were surprised. Not ever would they think that Vicky, the vain of their existences, would break down in front of them. At first, the boys considered taking advantage of the situation by video taping her demise, but instead they kneeled down and started rubbing small circles on her back.

"Look Vicky, I know it may seem impossible at the moment, but you're gonna have to learn how to move on from your current ways. Other places not be as...understanding as here about your demeanor." AJ said as politely as he could. Vicky nodded but didn't say a thing. She just kept crying, letting her smaller and younger enemies comfort her.

This carried on for about five minutes until Cosmo, who was also in dog form, ran up to Timmy and tugged on his pink shirt. Timmy sighed.

"Okay, guys. I guess it's...time for us to go our separate ways now." He said forlornly.

"Yeah...so uh, where are you guys heading?" Chester asked, wiping away a few stray tears from off his face.

"Well, I'm going to this town somewhere in the Disneyland..." AJ let his voice trail off as he looked down, ashamed. Timmy gasped.

"Dude, you'll be murdered. The only real inhabitants there are movie guys. They won't accept you, at least not at first." He then realized how much his words probably hurt when AJ winced. "But, hey, you're a smart guy. You'll find a way to work things out."

AJ nodded, but it was obvious that he was not assured by his friend's words. "What about you, Timmy?"

Timmy looked up to the now grey sky in thought. "Well, I'm not really too sure. I was just going to go as far as the train would take me."

Chester looked alert. "What? Aren't you going to take another train after this first one to get to another district? This train just takes you to the very farthest part of town."

"Well, at first I was going to do that...but I don't know. Won't it just be the same deal anywhere else?"

"Well, yeah but-"

"Exactly. It's not worth the trouble, Chester. So, um, where are you going?"

Chester sighed as he stuck his hands in his jean pockets. "Well, me and my pop were just going to head over to my Aunt Charlotte's place in another district, but he's not too sure about it anymore since he tells me that she's really snobby. Apparently, her daughter is even worse. We'll probably end up there anyway."

Timmy and AJ nodded in understanding and sadness. Clear out of nowhere, Tootie realized that Timmy wasn't even listening to her and ran over to the spot where he was standing with his friends.

"TIMMY! Do you think our very last child should be named Tyler or Tyson? When are you leaving, Timmy? I'm going to the Nick Jr. District. Where are you going? I don't want to be apart from you, my love!" She yelled as she almost strangled Timmy in an endearing chokehold.

"Tootie, will you just-"

Suddenly, the 5:30 train's whistle blew, alerting Timmy that it was time to go. Cosmo tugged his shirt again, in a more aggressive manner, and Timmy rolled his eyes and looked at the raven haired girl. It was obvious that she had been crying also. Her eyes were puffy and red and her face flushed. Timmy felt a little sorry for the girl. Not only was she the little sister of the still crying, evil teenager on the ground, ignored by her parents constantly, and would be leaving her sort of stable home, but she had suffered through the terror of unrequited love. She wasn't crazy, just depressed.

"Timmy, I don't want to go." She said simply, not in her usual annoying way, but with great seriousness and a tinge of sadness.

"Me neither, Tootie." Timmy said looking away from the girl in his arms. The whistle blew one last time.

"Guys, I got to go. You're the best friends a guy could have, and I'm gonna miss you a lot, okay?"

"We know, Timmy. We're gonna miss you too. Hey, maybe we'll meet up with each other sometime. I mean, we won't be that far apart, will we?" AJ inquired with hope. The others just shook their heads and averted their eyes.

"Timmy..." Tootie said nervously. Timmy almost found it funny that he could tell exactly what she wanted from just one word.

"Fine, just this once, okay?" He said calmly and Tootie just nodded her head. Timmy quickly gave her a kiss on the cheek which made Tootie's face light up with joy. Timmy realized that the guys were still standing in front of them and blushed brightly before turning to them.

Timmy hugged the boys one last time. "Bye, guys! Don't worry about a thing; you'll be just fine in your new towns!" Timmy shouted as he was being whisked away by Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof. Right before they all walked onto the train, Timmy saw AJ, Chester, and Tootie wave with tears in their eyes once again.

"Bye Timmy!" They yelled back.

Timmy smiled at his friends one last time before he entered the train.

A/N: So, how was that? Good? Bad? Tolerable? Sorry if the whole district business is confusing; I was going to say universe, but I decided to separate the different channels by universes instead of different shows. Oh, you'll see. Oh, and snickerdoodles for whoever can kinda guess who Chester was talking about when he said he was going to his Aunt's house! Thanks for reading!