The battle raged around them. Trees fell, things burned, people were screaming, the whole world seemed to be falling apart around them.

Piper, Jason, Leo, and Frank had slipped away from the battle and found the Giants base camp. There were four Giants defending Gaea, but none of them seemed terribly attentive, one looked like he was sleeping.

The four of them crept up behind a fallen log and observed the giants more. "So what's your plan for getting past those guys?" Leo asked.

"Live bait," Jason replied.

"Good idea," Leo said, then it occurred to him what Jason was talking about. "Hey!"

Jason groaned, "Come on Leo," He almost begged, "You guys have to create diversion."

Jason was also looking at Frank now, who looked like he was going to turn into a squirrel and run away from everything.

"What do you want me to do?" Leo demanded. "Dress in drag and do the hula?"

"Luau!"

Leo was dressed in a grass skirt with a flower necklaces and one in his hair. Frank had turned into a pig and was sitting behind him, ready to be served.

If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Frank here because he is a treat
Come on down and dine on this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line
Are you aching'?
(yup yup yup) Frank sand behind him, still a pig
For some bacon?
(yup yup yup)
He's a big pig
You can be a big pig too!
Oy!

"AHHHHHH!" They ran away screaming, the giants chasing them as Piper and Jason snuck into camp.

Um... so yeah. This sin't going to be continued because i have no idea what just happened. i had no plans for writing this, it just sort of happened. If you don't know what this was a parody of you were a deprived child.
I wrote this mainly because I thought it would be funny and I just got a plushy Temon in the hula outfit (because I'm 6 years old)