"Kisame? I-I don't think I wanna do this any more."

"C'mon Itachi, we've gotten this far, why not go all the way?"

"But, I-I'm kinda scared..."

"I told you it's ok, I promise it'll feel good later."

"I know that but..."

"C'mon~."

"No, I don't want to."

"Why not~?"

"'Cause it'll hurt!"

"I promise it won't hurt, Itachi."

"Everyone says it hurst!"

"It'll only sting a little, it'll feel better in a moment. Please?"

"No."

"Please~?"

"No! I am not doing this and nothing can- OUCH!" Itachi whined and lifted his hand to touch his ear, his fingertips meeting the cold metal of a piercing.

"There. That wasn't so bad was it?"