Okay, so I failed to warn this in the last chapter...but this is...THE LAST CHAPTER! That's right, this story is DONE.

If you crave more Izuo however I have an Izuo songfic entitled 'How Lucky I Am' (oneshot) and a multi-chapter fic called 'Sick' which will aslo be Izuo. *pushes you to her profile so you can read them too* If you don't mind Shizaya as well as Izuo I also have lots of those. I also encourage you ALL to go read 'Christmas in Ikebukuro' which is a oneshot by my dear friend RandomLlama and is mostly Kida x Mikado, but there is a cute kiss between Izaya and Shizuo. ALL fluff...no smut. But is shouldn't bother anyone who prefers Izuo over Shizaya or Shizaya over Izuo as she doesn't actually make it obvious who would top in it.

Shizuo smiled as Tsukishima played with Kasuka who was using all his skills as an actor to make it more fun for the six year old boy. Currently Kasuka and Tsukishima were on a quest to slay an evil dragon that had been raiding the nearby cattle…or something like that when Kasuka had become the dragon instead. Shizuo was simply watching them contentedly as he played with Kimiko…or rather tried to stop her from eating his hair.

"Ah~! You got me!" Kasuka exclaimed, falling theatrically to the floor where he lay and pretended to be dead.
"I have slain this mighty beast! The village is saved!" Tsukishima cheered.
"Tsu-chan! You saved us! Yaaay!" Mairu bounced in just then, surprising Shizuo.
"YOU LITTLE RATS!" Kasuka frowned and got up quickly to move into the center with Mairu. Kururi was trying to prevent Izaya from escaping. He had realized what was happening the moment he heard Tsukishima after all and it was Shizuo's turn. His glare focused on his brother and his right hand twitched as he tried not to throw the couch. The fact that Kimiko was on said couch helped in that aspect.

"Kasuka. Explain. Now." Shizuo growled threateningly, glancing at the couch again. He supposed he could throw it with one arm…
"Mama…it was my idea so don't be mad at them…" Both Izaya and Shizuo stared at their son, their eyes wide in shock.

"He's a lot more like Iza-nii then we thought~!" Mairu said, taking Kururi's hand who was no longer struggling to keep Izaya in place.
"Okay. Tsukishima, you better tell me what's going on, because Mama is about to throw a couch"
"Papa lied Mama!"
"Nope, no I didn't~!" Izaya said with a cheery shrug making everyone glare at him.

"Izaya-san, you have been moping, miserable and upset since I picked you up from Shiki's. And he told me you were in tears right after that first fight," Kasuka said, his voice and expression returning to the usual, blank slate. Shizuo blinked and watched Izaya carefully now.

"Okay. Your turn, and make it good. No lies or I really will throw you to Mars."
"Ah…I just…I just wanted Tsu-chan and Kimi-chan to have their mother back…" Mairu and Kururi looked at their brother in shock.
"Iza-nii…"
"Romantic…."(That's so romantic!)
"And you thought LYING to me was the solution?"

"Well nothing else had worked! I figured if I could get you to stop blaming yourself you would get better! And it worked didn't it?"
"So….did you know for sure it would happen or not then?"
"…No. I only feared it would…I didn't…Shizuo I should have said something. I am sorry for that…"
"Idiot. Bastard…you stupid…you…" Kasuka smirked a little and tugged Mairu and Kururi out the door behind Izaya. Tsukishima looked between his two parents in worry though. Shizuo was trying not to cry and Izaya was debating between running for it before he was squashed and risking that and hugging the obviously distressed blonde. Shizuo made the choice for him when he tackled Izaya in a hug because despite being madder than hell at Izaya for lying to him, he was right. It had worked. And he had missed Izaya terribly.

"Does this mean Papa can come home now?" Tsukishima asked making both his parents smile and motion him over.
"Yeah…" Shizuo mumbled meekly, his face buried in Izaya's chest. Tsukishima snuggled into the hug too making both his parents smile fondly and hug him tightly with one arm. Kimiko gurgled from the couch as though sensing they had made up and was pleased by this fact…

[We'll take good care of them tonight! I promise Shizuo! Go spend time with Izaya, you two need it!] Shizuo frowned all the same but Izaya's arms snaked around the blondes waist.
"Mmn~! Celty has no idea! Now c'mon Shizuo, I'm not gonna let you sleep tonight~!" Shizuo turned a brilliant shade of red at those words, and stammered something as Izaya dragged him by the hand towards their apartment now.

"Haah~! I-Izaya!" Shizuo squirmed already…they hadn't even started yet~ How cute~! Izaya purred and nipped the blonde's neck affectionately before digging into the new box of condoms. Irritating he had to use one, but at least this way Shizuo wouldn't get pregnant…again. They had agreed no more children, two were enough and they had no idea if Kimiko had gotten Shizuo's strength yet.

"W-we're not even in the bedroom!" Shizuo whined, seeing Izaya already getting one out.
"Well then, I suggest you start getting that adorable ass of yours in bed," Izaya teased, tossing the now open box onto the counter. Kids weren't going to be home, why bother hiding them, right? Shizuo smirked and moved to the bedroom, shirt stripped off as he went. Izaya smirked a little and followed, his shirt joining Shizuo's in the middle of the floor, his arms wrapping around Shizuo from behind as his lips and teeth grazed the blonde man's neck.

"Shizu-chan…I'm flattered~" Izaya purred when one hand groped the already hard blonde. Shizuo's cheeks flushed lightly as a soft, pleasured sigh escaped his lips. Izaya smirked, grinding up against Shizuo's ass to prove his own arousal now, making Shizuo whimper in anticipation.

"I-Izaya…" He whined making the informant smirk more before giving his blonde a gentle shove towards the bed. Shizuo moved to it and sat obediently, his eyes locked on Izaya who moved slowly. He undid his own belt, setting it beside Shizuo, then pulled down his pants and boxers.

"Strip," He ordered Shizuo who eagerly removed what remained of his own clothing before watching Izaya again who sat on the bed now and crossed one foot on top of his knee, watching his lover with both adoration and amusement.

"Here. On your knees," He purred and Shizuo moved forwards, licking his lips in eager anticipation. Izaya fingered his belt lightly before smirking happily at the blonde before him and put his foot back on the floor.

"I think you know what I want. Do it," He purred now and was indeed pleased when Shizuo moved in and began to lick and suck at his cock. He stroked Shizuo's soft blonde hair lovingly as he did this, before forcing Shizuo's head down to deep throat him. Shizuo did this easily, eagerly in fact and moaned hungrily when Izaya's belt lashed suddenly across his backside.

"Mmn~! Hmmmn!" The vibrations from his moans travelled right into Izaya's cock making the younger man groan in approval. The blonde's reward was another sharp smack from the belt right across his ass…and it only made more of those delicious moans. Finally Izaya pulled Shizuo back by those soft locks he loved so he could look into the body guard's lust-hazed eyes and flushed red face.

"Tell me what you want~?" He purred and Shizuo wasted no time.
"I want your cock in me…please put it in me, I want it~" he begged and Izaya smirked, though his red eyes held nothing but love.
"On the bed. Bend over," Izaya purred and watched the blonde position himself for his master. Shizuo's back arched perfectly as Izaya entered him from behind a steady moan escaping his lips as Izaya began to move. The informant found Shizuo's sweet spot in no time at all making Shizuo's limbs tremble from the pleasure he got.

"H-haah~! I-Izaya! I~za~ya~! AH!" His hands clenched into fists, gripping the sheets as they fucked like a pair of rabbits. Izaya purred sadistically as he brought the belt down on Shizuo's back repeatedly, each strike causing the blonde to cry out louder and louder until finally they came together, revelling in their mutual release. Izaya made good on his threat though. They didn't get much in the way of sleep that night…and they completely forgot about the box of condoms they had just bought too…

Three weeks later

Kida was making really bad jokes and Mikado and Anri were pretending to enjoy them when a vending machine flew right passed them causing Kida's words to fail in his mouth.
"I thought they made up again?" Mikado asked his best friend and the other teen nodded.
"Yeah me too…I mean there haven't been any-" He was cut off as Izaya Orihara himself ran passed them a look of terror on his face.

"I said I'm sorry!" He yelped as he dodged a mailbox now –and not a small one either. You know those giant things that get the letters deposited in them for a nice big apartment building? Yeah. One of those.
"SORRY? YOU'RE SORRY? I TOLD YOU TO USE SOME FUCKING PROTECTION BUT NO! YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND GET ME KNOCKED UP AGAIN YOU SON OF A BITCH! NOW GET BACK HERE SO I CAN MURDER YOU GOD DAMN IT!" Shizuo roared before hurling a road sign at the terrified and genuinely sorry informant. Kida groaned, Anri sighed and Mikado shamed a tomato at the realization that the strongest man in the city was pregnant…for a third time.

Epilogue – Eight Years Later

"Mama loves me more you know~" The young girl who spoke had long raven-black hair and brilliant ruby red eyes. Her sister, to whom she spoke scowled and glared, her own golden eye's narrowing dangerously as she tucked a stray strand of her long, choppy, auburn hair out of her eye's.

"Mama said you lie when you say that Kanra" The girl said, her twin sister's eyes narrowing now.
"Oh~? Mama only said that so you wouldn't be jealous, but he tells me all the time that I'm his favourite~! Papa say's it too and I'm the smartest one so of course he likes me best~!

"Both of you quit it! If Mom hears you talking like that Kanra he's going to be really mad!" Kimiko scolded but she was barely a year older than the twins were and she knew Shizuka would probably kill her too if she were foolish enough to get in the way.
"If I hear who talking like what?" The three girls froze and smiled nervously at their blonde mother whose eyes narrowed suspiciously.

"Kanra were you teasing Shizuka again?" He growled.
"Of course not Mama~! I would never do anything so mean~!" She sang, hugging her mother around his waist.
"That's a lie Kanra! Mama! Kanra was saying you and Papa like her best!"
"Kanra! Stop lying all the time…just like your father, I swear to god…." He grumbled before patting all three of his daughters on their head messing their hair up. Kanra frowned and straightened her jet black hair while Shizuka smiled happily up at Shizuo and Kimiko sighed in exasperation. Tsukishima came in the door then, followed closely by his father who had been to pick him up.

"Tsu-chan, how's Roppi-kun?" Shizuo asked and the blonde boy frowned a little, his bright red eye's worried.
"Not great…" His best friend had been in a car accident the other week when a drunk driver plowed into their car. Both his parents were killed but Shizuo and Izaya had already discussed it and agreed they would take the boy in once he was out of the hospital as he had no family to care for him. Izaya had also told Shizuo that he strongly suspected Tsukishima had a large crush on his best friend, something Shizuo was inclined to agree about. Kanra smirked dangerously though and bounced into her father's arms.

"Papa, Papa! I figured out the problem you gave me~!" She said cheerily making Izaya grin.
"Really~! I'm so proud Kanra~!" She turned in her father's arms to give Shizuka a victorious smirk making her snap at last.
"KAAAANRAAAA!" She roared, grabbing the latest refrigerator and chucking it at her twin who was still safely wrapped in her father's arms. Izaya dodged neatly to one side as Shizuo picked up their struggling –and currently murderous—daughter to stop her killing her sister.

"Shizuka! Calm down honey, it's okay!" He said softly as Izaya scowled down at Kanra who then adorned an appropriately guilty expression.
"Kanra, I know we've told you not to tease or provoke your sister. So why are we replacing the fridge again?" He scolded gently.
"Sorry…" She said and Shizuka growled at her.
"You don't mean that! Now let me go Mama, I have to kill Kanra!"
"You're not killing your sister Shizuka, and I have told you to ignore her!" Shizuo grumbled and Tsukishima grinned and chuckled lightly.

"Tsu-chan, this isn't funny!" Kimiko scolded now.
"Yes it is. Kanra and Shizuka are exactly how Mom and Dad used to be," He grinned impishly but his sister shook her head.
"I don't believe you!"
"You should have seen how Mom was when he found out he was pregnant with Kanra and Shizuka! He nearly destroyed all of Tokyo chasing him down! And they were worse before you were born!" He laughed at the memory making the others stop too.

"Mama…did you really chase Papa all the time?" Shizuka asked, suddenly much calmer then she had been.
"Yes," Shizuo smiled happily, "I used to call him a flea and throw anything my hands landed on at him. The bills were very large,"
"Papa…Mama never caught you, did he~?"
"Of course not Kanra~! I am far too fast, and you know your mother isn't the brightest~"
"What was that flea?"
"Woops, sorry Shizu-chan…love you~" Shizuo just frowned at Izaya who smiled a pure, innocent smile at the blonde.

"You're sleeping on the couch tonight," Shizuo grumbled making Izaya gasp in genuine horror and causing all four of their children to burst out laughing.

Seliphra: 5:48 am. I just finished it along with the proof read as my dog sits on my bed, scared shitless by the wind. It is very windy tonight...I need sleep...and I can't DX Must stay awake and reverse me hours...
Izaya: Stupid...
Seliphra: Yeah yeah...so anyways, I was thinking of doing a few one-shot sequels featuring their children. One for Tsukishima and Roppi (Namely their first time or something), one for Kimiko and her BFF Hibiya trying to find true love(Yes, she thinks she is a princess, Izaya spoiled her a little...a lot) and one for adult Shizuka and Kanra destroying Ikebukuro. Let me know whatcha think~!
Shizuo: So...who inherited what?
Seliphra: Good question. Tsukishima, Kimiko and Shizuka all got Shizu-chan level strength. Kanra, Tsukishima and Kimiko all got Izaya-level intelligence. Kanra turns out even smarter than Izaya...well, okay so does Tsukishima but Kanra is the most intelligent of the lot. Kanra and Shizuka are exactly like the parent they resemble most physically with a similar relationship...though without the sex. Sorry guys, I'm not a huge fan of inscest(Unless it's Kyou and Yuki in furuba, then it's fine~! *is shot for being a hypocrite*), so no lesbo twinscest going on there. They do love each other (As sisters) But Kanra can't stop herself from teasing Shizuka and while Shizuka has a better temper then Shizuo does...she still has a pretty short fuse. Kimiko has the patience of a saint even if she thinks herself a princess and as a result no one discovers she too has massive strength until she uses it against Delic for trying to steal her precious Hibi-chan's precious virginity.
Izaya: Damn woman. You scary. You should go sleep though, you are raping the backspace key again.
Seliphra: I know X3
Shizuo: Oi, readers. This may be the last chapter but that doesn't mean you get to slack off! *lifts vending machine*
Izaya: Yeah! You have to tell her if you want the one-shot sequels or not, otherwise she won't write them! Plus if you don't review, how will she know you read this? She's been very disappointed lately you know, half her regular reviewers just up and vanished including two of her three stalkers! Naminaya, Prustrian Informant, those mean you! (assuming you two are even still reading these stories ;A;)
Seliphra: Reviews mean I are teh happy. Happy Seliphra writes better and fast and sets time aside in her hectic and crazed schedual JUST FOR HER FANS. No reviews mean I are teh sad. Sad Seliphra cries in a corner and slaughters her own plotbunnies to feed the others and does not write...it's a scary thing. Save the plotbunnies. Review.