Authors' note: we (Nihlathak and NekoNinja) don't own Diablo II 'wah'. These are just some little ditties about the prime evils doing something besides getting killed.
The prime evils do 'normal things' that we do everyday. Because after the first 500 years hell gets really boring and they take field trips up to Earth. But when you're a prime evil nothing is really normal and insanity ensures since they try to corrupt everyone they meet and have to avoid the heros...
Memp Shout-out
"We don't own Power 107 either. We just listen to like EVERYDAY on the bus going to school."
Phats and Cher:What's up y'all, Phats and Cher wanna see if you gotta a little something represent. Who'd it be?
Mephisto:I am Mephisssto.
Phats and Cher:.....*in the backround a 'what the hell is heard'*
Phats:I don't think you've ever done a shout out with us before, Mephistoe. Where ya from?
Mephisto:HELL! Did you not know?
Phats:Um....no I never guessed. Well shout it out now man.
Mephisto:I am no mortal man!
Phats and Cher:......
Cher:Didn't you wanna do a shout out?
Mephisto:What isss that?
Phats:Just call out your brothers.
Cher:*in the background* Stupid white people.
Mephisto:I do have my brothersss, Diablo! LOrd oF TeRroR! And Baal! LOrd oF DesssTruCtioN! Though they are wholly and worthy, I, Mephissto, LOrd oF HATRED! Am far superior, HahAhAHaHA!
Phats and Cher:.....
Phats:Er...is that all?
Mephisto:NO!
Cher:Why are calling ANYWAY!
Mephisto:You dare challenge me! Mortal Wench! :/
CheR:Oh he-ell no. You just did not call me a....whatev-ah the hell you called me.
Phats:*in the background* Oh shit, he...it got her going.
Mephisto:You are what I deem you be!
Phats and ChEr:......
Mephisto:Now then! I shall attempt to corrupt your souls!
Phats:.....
CHeR:Whatthefuck! You is whacked!! You is one whacked ass...goth...thing.
Mephisto:WHAT?! I sshall-
Diablo:*in the background* Mephisto! Get off the phone! Some heroes are coming, they're saying something about a 'Memp run'!
Mephisto:Cursssess, I ssshall deal with your ssssoulss later. *very loud and off in the background* My Brothersss have esscaped you!
(Click, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
cHEr:What a wierd ass!
Phats:Should we really do this anymore.
ChEr:Let's do one one more time in case someone wants to do a REAL shoutout.
Phats:All right...
Phats and Cher:What's up y'all, Phats and Cher wanna see if you got a little something represent. Who'd it be?
Paladin:Hello?
Off in the background:Woo-hoo we killed Memp again.
Female voice in background:And he dropped a ballista! :)
Phats and Cher:...
Paladin:Who is this?
Phats:It's Phats and Cher, of Power 107, did YOU want to do a shout out?
Barbarian in background:I can shout out! (Barbarian uses his shout warcry) HOUT!
Phats:Now that was kinda cool-
cHER:What da hell was that?! Not another stupid white person.
Paladin:I take personal offense to that harsh comment.
Necromancer in background:I'll have my revenge for that remark...
cheR:And why the hell do you 'take offense' to that?
Paladin:I am not white.
cHer:What the hell you doin' then?
Sorceress in background:Why did Memp this on his auto dial?
Phats:So...you wanna do a shout out man?
Paladin:Sorry good sir, we must go and do a Baal run now-
Barbarian in background, rather loudly:HOOOUUUUTT!!!
Paladin:Much luck to you on your journeys good people.
(Click brrrrrrrrrrrr)
cher:*pops a pill* Man this is enough to make someone do drugs.
Phats:^^'
Endnotes:This is the first in what may a LOT of little scenarios, starring the prime evils (but not all focused on Memp ^^). Hope you enjoy!
The prime evils do 'normal things' that we do everyday. Because after the first 500 years hell gets really boring and they take field trips up to Earth. But when you're a prime evil nothing is really normal and insanity ensures since they try to corrupt everyone they meet and have to avoid the heros...
Memp Shout-out
"We don't own Power 107 either. We just listen to like EVERYDAY on the bus going to school."
Phats and Cher:What's up y'all, Phats and Cher wanna see if you gotta a little something represent. Who'd it be?
Mephisto:I am Mephisssto.
Phats and Cher:.....*in the backround a 'what the hell is heard'*
Phats:I don't think you've ever done a shout out with us before, Mephistoe. Where ya from?
Mephisto:HELL! Did you not know?
Phats:Um....no I never guessed. Well shout it out now man.
Mephisto:I am no mortal man!
Phats and Cher:......
Cher:Didn't you wanna do a shout out?
Mephisto:What isss that?
Phats:Just call out your brothers.
Cher:*in the background* Stupid white people.
Mephisto:I do have my brothersss, Diablo! LOrd oF TeRroR! And Baal! LOrd oF DesssTruCtioN! Though they are wholly and worthy, I, Mephissto, LOrd oF HATRED! Am far superior, HahAhAHaHA!
Phats and Cher:.....
Phats:Er...is that all?
Mephisto:NO!
Cher:Why are calling ANYWAY!
Mephisto:You dare challenge me! Mortal Wench! :/
CheR:Oh he-ell no. You just did not call me a....whatev-ah the hell you called me.
Phats:*in the background* Oh shit, he...it got her going.
Mephisto:You are what I deem you be!
Phats and ChEr:......
Mephisto:Now then! I shall attempt to corrupt your souls!
Phats:.....
CHeR:Whatthefuck! You is whacked!! You is one whacked ass...goth...thing.
Mephisto:WHAT?! I sshall-
Diablo:*in the background* Mephisto! Get off the phone! Some heroes are coming, they're saying something about a 'Memp run'!
Mephisto:Cursssess, I ssshall deal with your ssssoulss later. *very loud and off in the background* My Brothersss have esscaped you!
(Click, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
cHEr:What a wierd ass!
Phats:Should we really do this anymore.
ChEr:Let's do one one more time in case someone wants to do a REAL shoutout.
Phats:All right...
Phats and Cher:What's up y'all, Phats and Cher wanna see if you got a little something represent. Who'd it be?
Paladin:Hello?
Off in the background:Woo-hoo we killed Memp again.
Female voice in background:And he dropped a ballista! :)
Phats and Cher:...
Paladin:Who is this?
Phats:It's Phats and Cher, of Power 107, did YOU want to do a shout out?
Barbarian in background:I can shout out! (Barbarian uses his shout warcry) HOUT!
Phats:Now that was kinda cool-
cHER:What da hell was that?! Not another stupid white person.
Paladin:I take personal offense to that harsh comment.
Necromancer in background:I'll have my revenge for that remark...
cheR:And why the hell do you 'take offense' to that?
Paladin:I am not white.
cHer:What the hell you doin' then?
Sorceress in background:Why did Memp this on his auto dial?
Phats:So...you wanna do a shout out man?
Paladin:Sorry good sir, we must go and do a Baal run now-
Barbarian in background, rather loudly:HOOOUUUUTT!!!
Paladin:Much luck to you on your journeys good people.
(Click brrrrrrrrrrrr)
cher:*pops a pill* Man this is enough to make someone do drugs.
Phats:^^'
Endnotes:This is the first in what may a LOT of little scenarios, starring the prime evils (but not all focused on Memp ^^). Hope you enjoy!