What would Jade West do for a Klondike Bar?

One day after school, Beck and Jade came home to the RV. Jade, who had been complaining the whole ride home about being hungry, walked over to the fridge in search of something to eat. Sighing, she closed the fridge door and opened the freezer. What she saw was exactly what she wanted to satisfy her hunger. She took it out of the freezer and started to unwrap it, but Beck stopped her.

"Hey, that's my Klondike bar" he said with a lazy smile, taking the frozen treat out of her hand.

"Uh huh, now give it to me." She demanded bluntly, taking it back.

"Hmm," Beck rubbed his chin, pretending to be lost in thought, "What would Jade West do for a Klondike bar?" He all but cooed in a sing-song voice.

"You wouldn't"

"Oh, but I did" He said with a sly smile.

Jade decided she would show him just what she would do for a Klondike bar.

"What would Jade West do for a Klondike bar" he sang again.

"This," she said, dropped her voice down an octave, making it sound gravely and seductive. "is what I would do for a Klondike bar." She closed in until her face was mere millimeters away from his. She grazed his lips once, twice, three times. The dipped down and did the same to his neck. "Jade," he managed to moan out. With that she went for it and moved back up to his mouth, capturing it in a deep kiss. She tangled her hands in his hair as his roved all over her. Before he could get too much pleasure out of it, though, she pulled her face away, snatched the semi-melted ice cream off the small table, unwrapped it and sat on the couch.

"You're such a tease." Beck said.

"Yep, but you love it"

He sat beside her, "now tell me, Jade. What would Beck Oliver do for a Klodike Bar?"

(.x.)

What the fudge was that? I don't even know. I was eating a Klondike bar two minutes ago and had a pervy thought. So this was born.

Lol, review?