Title: The Vampire Sickness

Author: Eldan Aranye

Rating: M

Pairing: Natsu x Lucy

Summary:Lucy's down with a sickness…and Natsu's the only one who could cure her. The question is…how will he be able to do that?

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairytail or any of its characters. Mashima-san's the one who does. :D

"And yes, Juvia and Gray-sama had gone through the Northern Forest and Gray-sama's been asleep for three days!" The Water Queen excitedly said to Erza, who was looking at her with questioning eyes.

"Hmm…is that so. What are your plans then, in case Gray wakes up and…well, you know." Erza was curious to what the former Phantom Lord member thought. The blue-haired mage smiled, her eyes suddenly shining with a new-found light.

"Juvia will make sure that Gray-sama will only look at Juvia." She said, a hint of a growl evident in her voice. She then tightened her grip on Gray's arm. The Ice-make wizard was currently propped up on a chair beside the Water Queen, his head lolling backward. While Juvia was talking, she did not notice that Gray had opened his eyes. The Ice-make wizard focused his orbs—and saw Happy flying above him.

"Ha-ppy…" he whispered. Juvia turned excited eyes toward Gray, as the Ice-make wizard straightened himself up and looked at the Water Queen.

"Yes, yes! Juvia is happy, too! Oh Gray-sama..!" The blue-haired teen exclaimed, but Erza was already staring at Gray with big, round eyes.

"Juvia…I don't think…" Titania started, but before she could finish, Gray had already jumped up from his chair and started running toward the blue Exceed.

"Happy! I need you NOW! Come with me and let's make LOVE!" The Ice-make wizard called out, his face serious and determined. Happy, who was busy carrying fish for Charle, became horrified, and started zooming around the guild.

"NATSU! Where are you? Save me! Gray's acting weird!"

On the other hand, Juvia could be seen crying comically as Erza watched Happy flying about searching for his partner.

"Gray-sama…" The Water Queen sobbed, her hand outstretched.

Oh well…

Author'sNote: And thus ends the Vampire Sickness! Thank you for reading my first ever M-rated fic! Oh and yes, I already have plans for another NaLu fic. Still an M, but with lesser smutty scenes. More on action, baby! Yeah!

Oh and yes…I wonder what Happy will do in order to…err…cure Gray. Hahahaha! XD And yes, this is a parody of an FT Special. Can you guess what episode it is? Points to those who get it right! Yeehaw! XD

This is Eldan signing off (for the time being)!