EDWARD CULLEN: ACT ATTORNEY

One day Edward and bella were in a field macking love (if you don't like it then STOP reading OKAY)

Edward said 2 bella "now we r lovers I need 2 get a job 2 help us get da money"

Be;;a look at Edward and say "I know a frend his name is phoensix writght ace attorney he won a c ase isn Africa"

Edward says hm m m mmaybe I shdud get a jbo as a nattorney?

Edward is at the phonexi wrighrt law office btut he is a vampie so of course he wares an umbella insid lol.

Anyway phoenix looks up at bella and says "hey guess what I am online ignroring all da haterz" (THIS IS 4 ALL MY HATERz U GUYS R JUST JELLY xD)

Bella goes whoah dcoool ddude.

EDWARD IS NOW AN ATTOENEY

Frist cazse: bella is pregnant!

"Hoen y I luv u " says edwoord. Blela says dat is 2 bad I am pegerant

"oh no"

Bella leaves and Edward commitis suicide by jumping off of a cliff

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