EDWARD CULLEN: ACT ATTORNEY
One day Edward and bella were in a field macking love (if you don't like it then STOP reading OKAY)
Edward said 2 bella "now we r lovers I need 2 get a job 2 help us get da money"
Be;;a look at Edward and say "I know a frend his name is phoensix writght ace attorney he won a c ase isn Africa"
Edward says hm m m mmaybe I shdud get a jbo as a nattorney?
Edward is at the phonexi wrighrt law office btut he is a vampie so of course he wares an umbella insid lol.
Anyway phoenix looks up at bella and says "hey guess what I am online ignroring all da haterz" (THIS IS 4 ALL MY HATERz U GUYS R JUST JELLY xD)
Bella goes whoah dcoool ddude.
EDWARD IS NOW AN ATTOENEY
Frist cazse: bella is pregnant!
"Hoen y I luv u " says edwoord. Blela says dat is 2 bad I am pegerant
"oh no"
Bella leaves and Edward commitis suicide by jumping off of a cliff
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