AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay... yeah. Here you go.

The next day, at the S.H.I.E.L.D., MJ walked through the door to get a coffee.

When she got to the counter, she ran into:

"Jessica?" MJ was surprised to see Peter's clone. (NOTE: They met at the show from Book 1.)

"Hey, MJ! Wow, your hair looks great!"

AND AT THE MOMENT, AT PETER'S APARTMENT, PETER PARKER NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK.

Johnny, who was sitting next to him on the floor, raised an eyebrow. "You okay, dude?"

Peter snapped out of it. "What? Oh, yeah. I just had a weird feeling."

"Uh huh. Okay, here's my file on Sergei Kravenoff." Johnny flipped through a file with papers in it. "Okay... let's see... hunter who became an actor... this part's irrelevant... hates spiders... member of Six Sinister Exes, but I guess you knew that already..."

Peter cut him off. "How should I start training?"

"150 push-ups."

"WHAT? Aw, you totally stink!" Then Peter did his push-ups. "I hate you! This is awful!"

THEN HE WENT OVER TO STEPHEN ROGERS'S PLACE, ONLY TO HEAR:

"Did you hear about Silver coming over here?" Young Bobby inquired.

"...Yes." Peter replied grudgingly. A silence followed.

Stephen Rogers broke the silence. "Well, I'm happy that she's popular."

"I'M NOT! AT ALL!"

"Calm down, dude. We should be grateful that any of us made it big."

Then Peter started hitting him with a pillow. "GRATEFUL? I AM ENRAGED! WE WILL DESTROY THAT EVIL WOMAN AND HER EVIL BAND! BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL!"

Jan coughed. "I have one question. Is Silver's band evil?"

"THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER!"

So, later that day, Peter rode home on the bus with MJ. On the bus, he sang her a song he wrote for her:

"MJ... MJ... MJ... MJ! Dah dah duh duh duh duh duh! MJ! Wicked MJ! MJ! MJ!" (NOTE: I should have warned you in advance, but Peter is terrible at songwriting.)

MJ nodded. "Cool. I can't wait to hear the song." (NOTE: That was the song.)

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Really, I just did this chapter to hold you guys over.

R & R!