Disclaimer: Much as I wish I did I don't. So get over it.

"Kenpachi!"

The huge mass of man turned around to see who the hell would have the guts to call

his name so loud and cheery. Of course he forgot that the orange-haired substitute

had come to Soul Society with his big-breasted friend.

"Kenpachi, stop walking so fast."

Orihime pouted as Kenpachi came to a stop. She did her best to hide the medium

sized box she had hidden behind her back.

"Guess whaaat?"

"You're going back to the human world?"

The pout came again. "Nooooo. I have a gift for you!"

The eleventh captain blinked, a bit surprised. The last person to attempt to give him

a gift besides Yachiru was ripped into shreds. They were blown into Byakuya's yard,

this was the base of the resentment between the two.

"Why? It isn't a holiday today. Or ever, for that matter."

"Why? Because it's nice to give gifts!"

Zaraki sighed. "Alright what is it?"

"You have to guess!" She giggled.

"Celery?" He knew she could be odd, so he thought of weird things. "Glasses? A rope

and stick? Ball and cup?"

Orihime giggled again. "Nope! But I was thinking about ball and cup!" She brought

the package from behind her. "Open it and see for yourself." She turned around and

skipped away, smiling the whole time.

"Tsk. Weird woman."

Kenpachi studied the package. It was wrapped in hot pink paper, with the odd

cupcake thrown in. After shaking it lightly, he slowly opened and peeked inside. He

didn't see anything dangerous or fruity so pulled out whatever the hell was wrapped

in orange tissue paper. Zaraki pulled the card taped to it and read:

Hello!

Yachiru and I went shopping one day and this reminded us of you.

We can't wait 'till you put it on!

P.S: Kenny!Ifyoudon'tputiton…..

we'll have problems.

Orihime and Yachiru

The captain shuddered and continued opening the package. What he found scared

the crap out of him. Theydon'treallywantmetowearthisdothey?It'sjustajoke

thosewimpsputherupto.That'sall.Those thoughts didn't help him at all. He could

fell himself being watched. He turned and Yachiru was suddenly there. Smiling into

his face.

"Ken-chan! Hime gave you the gift?" She stopped smiling and stared him in the eye.

"Go put it on."

He gulped and nodded, still stunned. After he changed into the gift, which was a

cosplay maid outfit, complete with tights and heels with cat ears, Yachiru rode him

all over Soul Society. Somewhere in the vicinity of where Rankigu was drunk, Orihime giggled when she heard the laughs of Ikkaku and Yumichika.

A/N: I was reading some fic and wanted to write one. If you want to make me happy you could click that little link at the bottom of the page that will let you review. Or you could be a jerk and just ignore me. Whichever way you choose is fine with me.