A/N: Wow, it's been so long since I've updated... *almost gets hit by a truck driven by crazy fangirls* Phew.. well, looking back at what I wrote, I sort of.. uh... cringed at my own writing. Have I improved over these years? *puppy eyes*

Anyways, this is the last chapter of KHR React! . I can't let this fic go on for too long, no matter how many strange-crack pairings there are in the KHR fandom.. I hope you enjoyed it so far!

"Normal speech."

'Thoughts.'

"Kami-sama/fangirl(s) speak."

[ KHR REACT ]

CHAPTER 4 - REACT 4!

THE LAST

"So... what are we doing here, kora?" asked Colonello, irritated by the fact that everyone was cramped in Tsuna's(or the lord of ukes) rather tiny teenager bedroom. Although he was a military guy at heart(you know, guns, riffles, having shared quarters with comrades or hardcore camping), he couldn't (yes, couldn't), and would rather not be in the same room as the same guy that ruined his chances with Lal Mirch.

There was the current Vongola Generation, the 10th Generation who looked either nervous, pissed or confused.

The Arcobaleno... well, those who got involved previously in the Yaoi Fiction Flood.

The Milliefore Boss, Byakuran, who is looking extremely pissed since he was eating all the marshmallows in godly lightspeed.

The Chiavarone Boss, Dino Cavallone who is very nervous at the moment.

The Shimon Boss, Enma Cozarto. He looked like a drowned cat with too much bandages.

Kyoko Sasagawa who looked pleasantly oblivious to what was going on(like hell she was going to show it on her face that she enjoys uke!Tsuna with a multiple harem!).

Last but not least, Reborn, the world's greatest hitman, sitting faaaaaa~r away from Tsuna, sipping on his espresso calmly.

(Yes, Reborn is awesome enough to be said individually.)

(Where are the others, like Basil as a prime example? I don't know, maybe they got pulled into the yaoi ice cream truck?)

"I s-should be the one asking why you're all.. in my.. bedroom..." muttered Tsuna, trailing off depressingly. Although he favored having Kami-sama giving him mindfucks since he wouldn't get hurt physically(although there will never be enough mind bleach for poor traumatized Tsuna)... being in the same room as the most dangerous (or least sane) people he knows would get him killed.

Plus, Reborn could murder him in 0.00000000000001("world's greatest" isn't a joke) seconds flat.

And make it look like suicide.

'Good thing there's Kyoko-chan!' he thought, blushing heavily at the thought. Him, and Kyoko Sasagawa, in the same room! That thought made him feel all fluttery in the inside-

"Stop blushing like a virgin, Dame-Tsuna." said Reborn, as cool as a cucumber.

"As cool as a cucumber"...

Then there was uncontrollable laughing, hiccups and it died down.

"Haha, 'as cool as a cucumber'... I always found this funny." stated Kami-sama. He wiped away a stray tear from laughing uncontrollably. "Never gets old, hahahaha.."

"IT'S YOUUUUU!" shouted Tsuna, Enma, Collonello, and some others.

"IT'S THE U.M.A!" shouted Gokudera, hysterical.

"It's me." replied Kami-sama. "I'm not an U.M.A, Goku-chan, that's offending. I'm the most fabulous Kami-sama you'll ever find. I even have an equally awesome and fabulously fabulous religion with followers called 'fujomons'. Wonderful, isn't it?"

"So you're saying that you're a "fabulous U.M.A with followers"." deadpanned Gokudera, a statement, not a question. U. , although fascinating and exciting to Gokudera, this one was just... irritating.

"It's Kami-sama to you, damn it!" shouted Kami-sama, frustrated. "Bow down to me and my elite army of fujomons! They will attack you with their dirty thoughts, immobilize you with their fetish cosplay costumes and petrify you with their yaoi goggles! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Cue the evil fangirl laughter, giggling and chuckles that were definitely seeped with madness and insanity. The lesser sane fangirls just did a stereotypical Villian Laughter with fake explosions and colored smoke behind them, not caring about their surroundings.

"... what the hell are you, you're no 'epic warrior'..." said Colonello, his aura definitely screamed "DIE!". He was lied to!

"Oh, Collonello, you actually believed what it said?" said Reborn, snorting in arrogance(haha). "You're really... haha.. such a blond."

"Oh em gee, Reborn made a blond joke!" shouted a random fangirl from the "other world".

"AWWWW, BURNNNNN!" shouted the others, supporting Reborn more than Collonello. Poor him.

"Did I just hear some sizzling?" a fangirl asked mockingly.

"Pszhhh." someone made a noise similar to burning(or sizzling?).

"Aww, poor Collonello, do you just get too much salt in your wound?" a fangirl cooed, also from the "other world".

"Do you need a burn heal, Collo-boo?" a hardcore yaoi pokemon asked, giggling madly.

Apparently, fangirls find Reborn snorting and making a blond joke extremely(EXTREMEEEEEELY!) funny.

While Reborn basked in his own arrogance and pride, the others just asked "Kami-sama" a certain question..

"Are you even 'Kami-sama'-"

"Duhhh." replied the very bored Kami-sama.

"Praise Kami-sama for the creation of the most magical thing which is BL!"

"Hell yeah!"

"We need answers for our questions then." said one of the characters.

"If you're wondering where the other world is, I can't tell you. It's a trade secret."

One of them clicked their tongue.

"Actually we needed to ask-"

"If there was an ending to this? Yes."

Only Tsuna sighed in relief. The others were too confused to say anything.

"Just kidding, the ending is gonna be half-assed."

"What?"

"Which means you'll all suffer in BL, drown in it AND LOVE IT!"

All of them were absolutely clueless on what he was saying. Seriously, what?

"Brb while imma watch Psycho-Pass."

and never came back.

A/N: yep, ending was gonna be half-assed since this was basically reactions only.. so I might as well end it like a half-assed author on too much crack.