Due to the ideas that started popping up after the first chapter, I've decided to make this a series of oneshots that I'm going to update at me own will and need XD

Enjoy the ride XD

"This would be much easier if I was an android. I can't do anything back. You know, to get the data from this… for science." GLaDOS chimed in, earning a playful smack from the human stroking the side of her chassis. Chell tilted her head a few times, not quite sure how to go the act GLaDOS had repeatedly called vile.

"I prefer you not press your lips to my glass. I just cleaned it. If I was an android…" Chell raised two eyebrows, a smirk over coming her. She placed a sloppy kiss against the glass, running away to the door in silent laughter. GLaDOS snarled, grabbing Chell around the waist using her claw. She was lifted off the groud to meet the golden optic. Chell waved and smiled, holding in her laughter. She rubbed the arm of the claw, waiting for GLaDOS to speak.

"Clean it, and we can forget this ever happened." Chell snorted, pointing towards the paper and red pencil crayon upon the desk. GLaDOS sighed, giving them to her. Chell scribbled, then holding the paper to her chassis.

You don't want to forget.

"That's obsurd. Forgetting the orifice you stuff food into touching my beautiful glass is something I wish to forget." Chell simply shook her head, knowing the AI was lying. Another sigh emitted from her voice files.

"Fine. You win. Now get out of my sight." GLaDOS set Chell down off to her own accord. Chell waved, dragging her long fall boots out the door. She wandered the facility, hoping GLaDOS would calm down soon.

Chell wasn't entirely sure what made her return to the facility. She found a town full of people, thrived in society, had a job, and even had a few boys looking into her. But the wheat field seemed to call her name. On the night of a date with a man whose name Chell had no wish to recall, she ran through the town, back to the edge of the wheat field. Her knee high black high heels that she bought for the soul purpose of reminding her of Aperture had turned brown from the mud. The black dress she had bought was also wet from the rain. Chell distinctly remembered the way the strands of wheat stuck to her legs and arms. She pounded so hard on the door, her knuckles were bleeding… and for some reason GLaDOS had let her in. Chell had noticed that, over time, the AI had become less annoyed with her and that her insults became more playful than hurtful. Chell wouldn't say whatever they had was perfect, but she would say it was a definite relationship. They just loved to tease each other.

Chell liked to look at it as twenty-four seven foreplay… and when Chell found them? She knew it was going to be a fun night.

Chell strolled up to the AI's main chamber, her leverage in hand. She opened the door, and stood next her GLaDOS who was watching Blue and Orange test.

"Come to apologize for the remaining saliva left upon my glass? What is that you have in your hand…"

Chell proudly showed the red breasted robin in a cage in her right hand, a piece of carpet in the other. GLaDOS scanned Chell over, seeing she wore a pair of mismatched fuzzy socks from Caroline's abandoned wardrobe. If GLaDOS could have laughed until she cried, she was more than sure she would have.

"What are you doing with that little monster? Put it back where you found it." Chell placed the carpet on the floor. She knew GLaDOS and her could have a conversation without needing to say a word.

"I see. This is because I wouldn't-oh, I mean couldn't kiss you back, correct? I see what you're getting it. If I don't manage to deliver, you'll sick that bird on me."

Chell nodded.

"Blackmail?"

Chell nodded again.

"… I… taught you well."

Chell rubbed her fuzzy socks against the carpet for a moment until she felt content. She motioned GLaDOS to come closer. Without a word, she moved her chassis until she was mere inched from the human. Chell leaned to her side, a static induced shook hitting her lips. She jumped back and gasped, yet fully content with the pain she was feeling. It was technically a kiss, it was simply a robot kiss. Chell placed the robin outside the door and took off the socks with a triumphant smile.

"Shut up." GLaDOS grumbled.

More to come, I promise!

xoxoPN