AN : I don't even know. After my horrible bout of writer's block I start listenin' to this song and some plot bunny rams into my face and knocks me out of my chair
SO HERE COMES. A NEW SASUNARU STOREH. AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE A VAQUE ONESHOT THIS TIME: 3 YA DVUNC KM: O3O: DDD

And by the way, I read stories with the settings "dark" and "1/2." Look at the top right, and you'll see 'em :DDD

MAKES SHIT EASIER IDK

Author: scandalousss

Warnings: swearing, stalking from both sexes, rain dance and shit

Song: Everlasting Light - The Black Keys

Disclaimer: yeah I don't own Naruto pffffft :l shut up


Sometimes we do things without even bothering to think about it. Like breathing – it comes naturally, with no thought – or the alternation of your feet as you walk, or run. But sometimes, we do things without even realizing we did.

And sometimes, we do things – with full, complete awareness – and regret it immediately.

Maybe it was intuition, he guessed. There was just something about seeing a head of bright, blonde hair in the middle of a dark boring sky that made you smile inwardly. His hair flashed waves of light in every direction – almost like the sun. Completely visible, stuck out in the mob of dark, umbrella covered people, how could you not notice it?

Standing in the middle of the street, a blonde-haired man laughing as if he was just born?

Sasuke watched intently, eyes narrowed in amusement and slight bafflement – at the strange blonde-haired man. His own clothes were darkly speckled with drops of water, but he crept into the café just before the impending rain shower began. However, the blonde man, his clothes drenched completely to the skin – grinned happily and set his closed eyes at the sky, arms up and trying to fly. Passing civilians barely gave him a glance, rushing past him totally uncaring.

Still, he was dancing in the rain.

Eyebrows crunched in slight confusion as the rain dropped café window fogged up. Scooting back, the dark-haired man almost gaped in horror as he realized he had been unconsciously shifting closer to the window.

Closer to him.

"Sir? Would you like more coffee?"

Snapping away from his musings, Sasuke turned his head to see a blonde waitress smiling too warmly at him, holding a coffee pot and gesturing at his empty mug. She leaned over, her chest almost touching the table; Sasuke almost recoiled in disgust. Her hair was a pale, pale blonde – not nearly as bright as the other blonde – and Sasuke's eyes blinked in distaste.

"No thank you, I'm fine." He answered politely, albeit stoically – and turned back to the window scanning for bright yellow. The dark-haired man smirked in satisfaction at the disappointed sigh and the tap, tap, tap of footsteps walking away.

Obsidian eyes widened when there was no dancing blonde to be seen. Panicking, his rose up from his booth and plastered his face to the window, ignored the confused glances from the other curious customers. Dark eyes roamed through dark, rain dipped road.

Nothing. Gone.

"Damn it," The Uchiha cursed. For one reason, his only entertainment was gone, and the other was: that he was actually annoyed about it.

He vaguely registered the ring of bells as the cafe door opened, momentarily catching the sound of the loud rain shower.

The dark-haired man blinked, then grinned in triumph.

Found him.

The blonde sat quietly on a table across the small cafe, politely declining offers of coffee - shivering. Sasuke vaguely heard one of the waitresses whisper, "Great, more shit to clean up," and he didn't blame her; the idiot was dripping rain all over the table.

But Sasuke stared. I mean, who in his position wouldn't?

This blonde man was absolutely, downright gorgeous.

His golden, sun-kissed skin was glazed with water, drops steadily dripping from his spiky hair… gliding down his forehead only to pop off the tip of his nose.

An orange (of course) t-shirt plastered on his chest, outlining his muscles, and goddamn it, curves. Was it possible to be manly and so feminine at the same time?

But the most terrifyingly sexy thing was, dear god, were those lips curved in that smile. The blonde man grinned happily for no reason...he just looked happy to be alive.

All in all, the man was a walking wet dream.

And without even realizing it, Sasuke was standing in front of him with a perfectly stoic expression, poking his shoulder.

"W-What the – oh – HI!" The blonde greeted him enthusiastically, twirling in his seat to take a full look at Sasuke. And when he did, his eyes widened a little in pure, disclosed delight. Sasuke grinned haughtily. He knew he was pretty damn good looking.

"Tell me your name." It was a command. Sasuke took a seat across from the drenched man, and raised an eyebrow when an annoyed look flitted across the blonde's face.

"Um...Kiba. And yours?" He answered uncertainly. I mean, how many times a day do you find a random, uh, fucking sexy as hell, stranger sit by you in a cafe and demand your name?

Sasuke smirked and leaned back in his chair. "Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha. And where do you live?" He watched with pure delight as the blonde's face scrunched in discomfort. He could almost hear the words going through the others head:

Are you fucking kidding me? Some nerve, this damn stalker –

"I'm from...Australia. Here for vacation, and stuff."

"I see. How old are you, Kiba?" Sasuke's tone was nothing short from downright, amused.

The blonde's suspicious expression changed to one of pure irritation, a scowl marring his features. "Twenty-five," he gritted out.

"And tell me, have you always had the tendency to lie, dobe?" The dark-haired man practically purred, his lips brushing the other's ear.

The blonde spluttered indignantly in extreme shock, looking as if he were just slapped in the face. He sprung to his feet, knocking over his chair with a loud metallic clang. He shakily pointed an accused finger at Sasuke's smug face, absolutely irate.

"You fucking bastard!"

Sasuke chuckled.

"Glad you remember me, Naruto."


YOU SEE THAT REVIEW BUTTON THURRR? –POINTS-

OKAI I'M GONNA GO AND LIKE ROLL AROUND IN THE RAIN CUZ IT'S RAININ' AND MAYBE PLAY SOME MARIO KART PFFTTT :L

The second chapter's gonna be longer because I'm a stupid whore and this is only the prologue hehe giggle

I'LL PROBABLEH UPLOAD THE SECOND CHAPTEH LIKE, IDK, DEPENDS ON YOUR REVIEWS PFFFFT IDFK

AS THE TITLE IMPLIES.

UNTIL NEXT TIME, YO.

© scandalousss