Hello my folks! Guess what? I'M BAAAACCCKKKK! It feels so good to be back writing, I've missed it so so much!

Well, as you see am I back With a new story that I love writing and I hope you enjoy reading it. I hope you enjoy it and you review because you know how much I love those:D

So this story is a humor/parody story. I created this 'cause i thought: what if the Cullen's had this anoying girl always commenting everything they do and how would she put up with all their troubbles? So I created Miranda. The story line will be basicly the same, I'll just add some twists and make it all a comedy.

A quick warning: I'm going to jump between the books and the movies 'cause there are some sceens in the books that aren't in the movies that I love and I'll use them, and the other way around, so don't get confused. (Maybe I'll let Bella know Edward is a vampire in the car as it's written in the book instead of him taking her away to the woods like in the movie) I'll also add some sceens that aren't in the books or movies, just for fun. I don't know, maybe I'll take the Cullen's with Miranda to Las Vegas just to see what will happen;)

I won't take more of your time so I'll leave you with the prolouge: Welcome to the Adam's

Welcome to the Adam's- I Mean Cullen's

Prologue

There are many things I thought would never happen to me.

I'd never thought that I would become an orphan, even less; I never thought that I would be adopted by a family of vampires.

I'd never thought that I would become so close with Edward Cullen, even less, I never thought I would love him the way I now did.

I could never imagine saving someone's life, even less, I never thought it was possible for anyone to be saved so many times like Bella.

It seemed impossible that I'd laugh as much as I have, or even less, that I'd enjoy life this much.

I never thought I'd get sick, even less, that I would die so soon.

These last couple of years have been quite . . . interesting, in lack of better words. For all I know, one thing is sure: I've never enjoyed anything like I've enjoyed this weirdness. Strangely, do I feel like I belong here, in this weird world I could only dream existed.

I'm the last man- actually woman- standing. Literally.

But I've a choice to make, and I hate making them. I have to choose to either live as long as this body allows me, or embrace death, as the only way to live forever . . .

Heck, that was pretty serious! I'd fit good in this family after all.