Disclaimer: I do not Own Naruto or the set of character's used in this Story

Warning: some language! I use several swear words in this chapter so if you find them offending… Time to skip. Boyxboy.. that means gay stuff. This is rated M for sexually mature content. Also Sexual content warning. This chapter is rated PG in my opinion.

Other warnings: I make no promises on updating or finishing this story but i will try.

Final Warning: This is not beta=many typos ahead. feel free to let me know if there are any seriously bad ones.

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"Oh My Gawd. My ass is so sore."

"The third quarter division earnings?" Minito asked his son again.

"But nooo my ass… it's never felt like this. You wouldn't believe what Sasuke made me do."

"Dear lord." Minito looked up to the ceiling. "Make him stop."

"Details, every last one." Konahamaru smirked back.

- - - 15 hours earlier- - -

"Sasuke where are we going?" Naruto leaned forward and played with his temperature setting again making it as cold as possible.

"Wedding stuff." Sasuke replied simply.

"Yeah I got that from the cryptic note you left on my calendar: 'bring comfortable shoes, need to get some wedding stuff prepared.'"

"Hn." Sasuke's hand wandered forward until it found a knob and turned it up.

Naruto smiled. Sasuke hated being cold. Though his side of the car was supposed to be climate controlled the guy didn't trust 1" as sufficient separation to keep his side a comfortable 74 degrees.

Naruto flicked at the radio. "Ugh, wrecking ball again."

"At least it's not Applause'." Naruto agreed but continued to flip the stations. "You only have one Pop radio station dialed in? What is all this classical shit?"

"I have no pop stations dialed in, you 'corrected' my selection a month ago and I changed them back."

"EWE NPR. Make it stop… the horror... the horror..."

"You could really use more culture Naruto."

"You mean snobbery, and subsiding to boring things because someone arbitrarily designated them as 'sophisticated.' Link'in park is just as brilliant as Mozart."

The car came to swift stop and Naruto's stomach took a punch from his seat belt. "The hell, Bastard?"

"Someone arbitrarily designated Taylor Swift is good as well, but we both know better than that." Sasuke's eye's beaded as he huffed out his response. "We're here."

"And the 'break check'?"

"You insulted Amadeus." Naruto rolled his eyes.

"You're on a first name basis with Mozart? Should I be jealousy?"

"He's dead and that's his middle name. Now get out."

"That wasn't a 'no.'"

As the boys opened the their respective doors Naruto looked down the tiny strip mall they were at: Lee's Sporting goods, BluePort Dance, ChoCho's Buffet, Yamanaka Blossoms, post office, and Suits by Gunn.

"I could have picked out a tuxedo myself. Besides isn't it bad luck to see the groom in his suit before the wedding day?"

"Only the bride. However, you need not worry me seeing you in your suit we're here for the dance studio."

"Wut?" All the blood drained from Naruto's face until he was as pale as Sasuke.

"It's tradition for the couple to share the first dance, and then our mothers will most likely cut in for the second dance. I'd appreciate it if you avoided aunt Toxy* and Itachi."

"Ok Aunt Toxy I understand, but Itachi?"

"He's been eyeing your ass."

"Has not!"

"Come on." Sasuke waved his hand as he walked towards the building.

"I'm not going in there." Naruto slowly followed his cohort.

"And I will not have your left feet stepping on my toes, we take lessons before the wedding." Sasuke insisted.

"You have fun learning, cause I'm not dancing now or at the wedding." Naruto stopped dead in the middle of the parking lot and folded his arms.

Sasuke got his phone out and started to dial.

"Who are you calling?" Naruto's voice rung deep with dispare.

Sasuke put a finger out for Naruto to wait.

"Fuck." Naruto started walking again until he reached the insufferable bastard. "Sauske, who are you calling?" Naruto grabbed at the phone, but Sasuke kept stepping out of his grabbing hands' way until. "Hello Grandmother-to-be."

"SASUKE!"

"Yes, Naruto is refusing to take the dance lessons you so generously set up for us." Naruto's eyes bulged. "Of course I can put him on the phone."

"Sasuke! No, I'm going inside. I promise, just don't make me..." Sasuke shoved the phone to his ear.

"NARUTO!" Am angry voice yelled at him accusingly.

"Yes grams."

"Are you being an ungracious little brat?"

"No grams... I just…."

"You march that little tushie of yours into that dance studio right at this moment and shake it like you're Miley Cyrus." Naruto's shoulders caved down as he listened.

"Yes grams." Naruto sighed in defeat. Naruto pushed the phone back into Sasuke's chest.

"You are so paying for this."

"Can you say gorgeous and gorgeous, I can't decide which one of you to be jealous of, you are both just so de-lish. How would you feel about a little pre-marriage threesome?" Their instructor was wearing bright pink spandex flare pants with a strip of leopard print running own the side along with a matching leopard print shirt. His hair had a ridiculous swoosh over and his stance would put any girl to shame.

"Oh we're not... gay." Naruto waved his hand between Sasuke and himself trying to explain.

"Honey you're engaged," the instructor gave him a deadline stare, "the cat is out of the bag."

"Can we get this over with?" Naruto asked while folding his arms.

"Sweetheart you're not going to want to leave after an hour you'll be having so much fun. My name is Master Flaminco, and welcome to BluePort fantasy dance island. I'm going to get your hips swinging like an Australian hurtle jumper. Follow me." He waved his hand up in the air and snapped three times above his head as his little ass waved back and forth over onto the center of the dance floor.

"Now ladies, one of you are going to have to step up and be the man." The man's lisp never ceased to spring out from even a single word.

"Naruto, clearly, I should be the man." Sasuke's volunteered quickly.

"I've got bigger biceps than you!" Naruto pulled his sleeve back and tightened his biceps to demonstrate.

"I'm taller." Sasuke countered quickly.

"I have better rythm."

Sasuke smirked. "I have a bigger penis."

"I want a rematch!"

"Gentlemen, Gentlemen,... " The instructor inserted himself in between Sasuke and Nartuo with a gay smile on his face. "I'll get the ruler."

Naruto and Sasuke both turned to glare daggers at the man. "No? That's a shame, alright, I guess you can both take turns, but there is no way I believe both of you are switches. Just tell me who tops. Big and muscled, and bottom in the bedroom right blondy?" Naruto grimaced at the wink that followed. He shook his head and relinquished into being the follower.

"Alrighty- Every-Body. Get your partner and lets learn how to hold them. Firmly, grip the hand just like on anything else worth hold. Then place your other hand midway down the back."

Sasuke and Naruto stepped closer. Sasuke made the first move as to grasp at Naruto's right hand. His then yanked him forward a bit but Naruto refused to move so Sasuke stepped forward and placed his other hand onto Naruto's back. Naruto then waved his other hand in the air.

"Doll you just go ahead and feel up this mighty bicep with that hand." The guy motioned up and down Sasuke's right arm in a way that put Vana White to shame. "Excellent. Now let me have a looksee… Oh no…. Awe yes... The hold…. I think I better just demonstrate so that you get a better idea. If you wouldn't mind me borrowing your cream puff, Mr. Uchiha?"

"Did he just call me a cream puff? I'm gonna show him who's a..." Naruto started rolling up his sleeves.

"I'm right here baby, no need to use the third person."

"No." Sasuke roped his arms around Naruto's stomach and clasped down on his hands. "I think I'm doing fine."

The instructor pouted "So possessive. Love it. Rawrrr. But seriously no one else is here and that hold is sadder than a wet puppy. So hand him over."

Flaminco demonstrated the basic hold placing his right arm to the back and holding Naruto's right hand in his left up and over to the side.

"Alright now, in every dance the man... starts with the left foot, and the lady, that's you sweat heart." Naruto felt his hand get squashed to emphasize Flaminco meant him. "starts with the right going back."

"Sasuke, I'm killing you as soon as we leave."

"I'm over here minding my own business. You can't blame me for this man's actions." Naturo tosses his hand don't and force his way out of the hold Flaminco had him in to take a swing at Sasuke's gut.

"You drove me here! makes perfect sense." Naruto retorted. As Sasuke buckled over he piled drive his shoulder into Naruto causing his fiance to tumble over onto his ass.

"Your grandmother set this up." Sasuke gasped out before Naruto quickly reached out and locked Sasuke's legs and then shoved his shoulder into them making Sasuke loose his balance.

"But who gave her that idea?" Naruto growled as Sasuke also tumbled over.

Sasuke quickly turned putting Naruto's torso into a leg lock whilst controlling his upper arms from taking swings at him.

"Gentlemen. If you're going to get it on, I'm going to have to charge extra," Mr Flamico interjected, "but only if you don't include me."

Naruto stopped his attempts to squirm out of Sasuke's grip.

They both got up and brushed themselves off. Naruto took a few deep breaths while opening up his chest. After he finished calming down he glanced over to Sasuke who then walked over and took Naruto's hands into his own. "Feel better?"

"Now my ass hurts."

Sasuke smirked and the dance lesson continued.

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*Gilmore Girl's reference.