DISCLAMIER:I DO NOT OWN DR.HEINZDOOFENSHMIRTZ, PERRY THE PLATYPUS, THE FANFICTION 'CUPCAKES' NOR DO I OWN YOU. THESE ARE THE PROPERTY OF DISNEY, WHOEVER WROTE 'CUPCAKES' FIRST AND OF COURSE YOURSELF... UNLESS SOME ONE OWNS YOU OF COURSE:P

DOOF: WILL YOU GET ON WITH IT ALL READY?

ME: B/ FINE...

You awake to find yourself sitting in a dark room, tied to a chair, thankfully, the knot is loose, and you can't help but wonder how this exactly happened. One moment, you're sitting in your nice comfy chair, staring at a computer screen, reading and laughing at fanfics. The next, you're here after one very seemingly innocent click of the mouse.

"Ahh, you've awoken. Good, it was starting to get a little boring, just, you know, sitting here in the dark."

Suddenly, the lights flash on and Dr. Doofenshmirtz is standing before you, with a semi-excited look on his face. Seeing Doof. The Doof. Before you; you don't know whether to be overjoyed to be seeing him in person or be slightly afraid that you've apparently been kidnapped by a cartoon character.

Doof gives you a small smile and twiddles his fingers a little.

"I'm sure you want you know why you are here, fanfic reading person, you see, I wanted to show someone from the real world my latest inator."

You've been kidnapped just so you could see Doof's latest plan to rule the tri-state area? AWSOMESAUCE!

Doof continues with his rant, "You see, fanfic reading person, I too enjoy going online and you know, wasting time…that is the term right? Anyways, one day, when I was surfing the web, I came across a most disturbing and evil thing. And when I say evil, I mean twisted, like seriously, why put it up online where little kids could see it? T-This disturbing thing w-was a paring between-"

At that moment Agent P crashes through Doof's door. Doof sighs and presses a button, trapping the platypus in soft lazy boy chair.

"Really Perry the Platypus? Do you always have to break my doors? You could just open them you know. I leave them unlocked…Oh the trap? Yeah, I saw a guy the other day sit in one, and he couldn't get out of it for hours…he he…oh that person over there? Don't worry, it's no one from Danville, it's a real person. What? This is part of my scheme, and don't you do anything Perry the Platypus, I'm doing this for you too."

Doof returns his attention back to you.

"As I was saying, the image or phrase, even fanfics, popping up all over the internet is a paring of me and Perry the Platypus"

You turn you attention to Agent P and see that the small mammal has suddenly gone very green and looks like he's going to puke.

"Yeah, that was my reaction too. So I built this inator to get rid of all those sick images and stuff. I mean really, kids read stuff like this? Can you imagine how they'd have trouble sleeping at night?" Doof pauses for a moment "Have you ever read a fanfic called 'Cupcakes'?" You shake your head no. "Good, don't ever read it, it'll give you nightmares."

Perry: gggggggggg

Doof nods. "I agree. What sick, twisted mind would pair us together…I mean us both guys and different species...IT WAS RODNEY WASN'T IT! WHEN I SEE THAT-"
Norm randomly walks in. "It was me sir"

Doof stares at his robot. "What?"

"I made up that pairing on the internet dad"

"Norm, I am not your father and WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!"

"Rodney told me to! :D"

Doof groans, turns to you and takes out a small button. "Well seems like I've got to go deal with Rodney now, so, uh, I'll just zap you back home."

You begin to protest, saying you're having a lot of fun being in a fanfic when Doof presses the button and you suddenly find yourself back in your comfy chair, staring at the computer screen…and hoping that what had just happened was not because you had too much candy recently…