Rating: K

Pairing: Slight Alzack/Bisca (FREAKING CANON BETCHES! YESSSS!)

Disclaimer: These two would've been canon a hell of a lot sooner if I owned Fairy Tail. Since they just became that, you can figure that I own nothing.

It was a well-known fact that the women of Fairy Tail were generally crazy. There was Erza Scarlet, the Titania, who was known for going batshit towards whoever ruined her cake (or attacked her nakama, but that was more normal). Mirajane seemed normal, but every now and then she seemed like she was up to something. Not that anyone accused her of it though, or else they'd get a demon glare. And those were never good.

And that was just the S-Rank women. There were others too. Evergreen, with her stone eyes and the way she could just scare the men with a glance. Cana was pretty cool, but if you got between her and her alcohol… Well, things never ended well. Juvia had her obsession with Gray, and Laki only seemed normal until you got talking to her. Lisanna and Lucy even hung around Natsu willingly, so they couldn't be entirely sane.

Levy came off perfectly sweet, but she was still stronger than she looked. Plus she was one of the few people that could control Gajeel Redfox. And he was far from normal. Chico=C=Hammitt carried ghosts around, plus her name wasn't that normal, even for them. Kinana used to be a snake for crying out loud, so that's why she was nuts. Wendy was a super-strong dragonslayer, and Mickey Chickentiger named her team "Mega-Death". Neither of these things were good signs of sanity.

And as for Bisca Mulan… Alzack Connell looked over at his teammate, who was talking to Erza about something. A smile crossed his lips at her excited actions, a sharp contrast to the serene smile of the swordswoman.

Yeah, Bisca was as crazy as the rest of them.

But he wouldn't have her any other way.

A/N: Ok, yeah, trying to drag myself out of the Mystwalker funk I've been in. xD Still got one more fic in the works for them, then I'm gonna focus on other stuff. Also, I'm heading back home this week, so I thought I'd get something up before I have to deal with jet lag and all that stuff. DD|

Oh, and one more thing. If you read this, can I challenge you to leave a review? Even if it's just "I liked this!" or whatever, every review I get makes me smile, and keeps me writing. Faves are nice, but really, reviews mean a hell of a lot more.