Okay here is a few more tips! I used some advice from a couple of people but if I didn't use all I apologize. I will get to them as soon as I can. However enjoy these new ones and post any new ideas for tips! They are always welcomed! :)
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Tip #8- Never let the Autobots in the following Stores
*Toys R Us*
-The girls should have known better!
-The boys found the Nerf toys.
-And the Riding Vehicles for Toddlers.
-Billy had a "bright" idea.
-They went zooming down the halls, firing Nerf gun pellets at each other.
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-Bumblebee had an epic fight with Alex with Nerf swords.
-Bee lost.
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-Next, they found the Chemistry Sets.
-The ones where they have magnifying glass.
-And flammable paper.
-The firefighters were awfully nice.
-And the damage wasn't too bad….
-Our faces are shown at the front with the words "BANNED"
-The guys think it's funny.
-The girls don't.
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*Victoria Secret*
-Just don't.
-The guys were traumatized.
-They young boys wore the bra's like bug's eyes.
-And the Underwear like hats.
-Crystal and Sadie had to bail them out of mall jail.
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*GameStop
-They wont leave.
-Serious…
-They. WON'T. Leave.
-Sadie dragged Bumblebee out by the collar.
-He kept mumbling "So many, I didn't know there were so many!"
-Sadie had to bait them with a bought game.
-Including Crystal.
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*Wal mart
- NO One is allowed! ANY of them.
-The girls saw the prices on clothes.
-They were not seen or heard of for days.
-Their boyfriends found them running around the clothes racks giggling insanely.
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-The boys found the toy aisle.
-Billy and Alex chased Bumblebee and Bulkhead with plastic swords.
-Then ran away as Bumblebee and Bulkhead came back with light sabers.
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-Next, they found the bouncy balls.
-The HUGE ones!
-Crystal and Sadie came in to the boys knocking each other over with them.
-And throwing smaller ones like snowballs.
-One "accidently" hit Crystal unconscious when she told them they had to stop.
-We don't go to Wal mart anymore.
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Tip #9-If you value your sanity do NOT let the Autobots watch Game shows!
-Billy asked Sari out on a date.
-She said no.
-Billy asked "Is that your final answer?"
-Crystal had to buy a whole 10 oz of cooling cream for Billy's red cheek.
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-Alex WILL show them Price is Right.
-Ratchet got hooked.
-No one speaks from 11 am till noon at the house.
-Unless they want objects thrown at them.
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Tip #10- The following Youtube videos are Not recommended
*Where's the chapstick?
-Bumblebee will drive Ratchet INSANE!
-Yes, insane.
-This was our third trip to the emergency room this month!
-But at least we get free nachos at the cafeteria now.
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*Redneck ninja
-No one could stop laughing.
-Alex and Billy learned how to "Ninje chop"
-"Don't go ninjun nobody who don't need ninjun" is the hit joke amongst the boys.
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-The boys will find empty dip cans.
-And will use them as "ninje stars" as the video says too.
-Alex threw one too hard.
-Sadie got hit.
-She had a black eye for a week.
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-They will use jumping ropes as "ninje nunchucks".
-Billy had rope burn for a week.
-The girls took pictures of them entangle in their "ninje nunchucks"
-Blackmail!
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*Any Tree House Friends
-No comment.
-Prowl's face was priceless.
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Tip #11 – For Blackmailing Purposes, Allow Autobots to listen to the following Songs
*Ice, Ice, Ice Baby
- Bumblebee knew the dance.
-He did it at karaoke night at Buffalo Wild Wings.
-Everyone loved IT!
-We go every Wednesday night now.
-The girls take videos.
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*The Twist by Chubby Checker
-Watching Bulkhead learn was…..interesting.
-He couldn't quite get the "twist" part.
-He twisted too hard.
-On Emily.
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* Stayin Alive by Bee Gee's
-Who knew Alex can sing high pitched!
-Or Ratchet?
-Again…Prowl's face was priceless.
-As everyone else's.
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*Cotton Eye Joe
-Billy will think it's funny to teach them to "kick up them heels"
-They WILL do it!
-And Alex taught them how to say "Howdy Ya'll".
-I don't think the girls have every laughed so hard!
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Tip #12- The following BOARD games are now BAND from the group
*BattleShip
-Bumblebee will get mad if he loses.
-Alex hid behind the couch after Billy "sunk his battle ship".
-We can't find all the pieces.
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-Ratchet sat on the submarine piece a week later.
-Alex said "Wow, I'm surprised it didn't sink after colliding with your big dingy."
-Again, free nachos at the cafeteria.
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*Monopoly
-Just don't.
-PLEASE!
-We played for TEN hours!
-Finally at 4 in the morning Alex threw up the board off the table shouting "I quit!"
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-Sadie had all the boardwalks!
-AND the railroads!
-She made everyone go on credit!
-Alex was behind like negative $2,500!
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-Bumblebee left like five hours into after getting "Sent To Jail" ten times in a row.
-With Bulkhead trying to sell his "get out of jail free" card for $200!
-Didn't he know you can get out of jail for $50?
-I guess not.
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*Chess
-You'll get a headache.
-Apparently Sari taught them once and Prowl "download" all the moves into his processor.
-He kept beating everyone.
-Including Ratchet!
-Even Bulkhead tried!
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*Sorry!
-Were not allowed to discuss it.
-Especially not September 15th, at 8:50pm last month.
-Just know someone said "Sorry" and Crystal replied "Oh, you'll soon be."
-Can these nachos taste any better?
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*Scrabble
-The Autobots got mad after "Cybertron" was not allowed on the board.
-Or many of their languages words.
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-Billy and Alex switched letters when no one was looking.
-No one caught on until Billy spelled the word "Amazing."
-When he just said he used all his "a's".
-And Optimus had "accidently" peeked over Billy to see he had the last two "a's" from the bag.
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-I have never seen a group of people turn on two people so quickly.
-I mean it was like Lord of the Flies in that room!
-With the boys as target practice!
-Billy and Alex scream like little girls when you say the word "Scrabble".
-Crystal does it just to mess with them.
-They are not amused.
So...funny? Tell me what you think! : )