Hey remember that time when I said I'd only put the real smutty ones on livejournal? Yeah I lied. DC: I don't own Captain Jack Harkness or the Doctor or whatever. Enjoy….

"Doctor..."

What had he gotten himself into?

"Doctor."

This was probably a horrible idea.

"Doctor?"

He shouldn't have agreed to this.

"Doctor. Doctor!"

He looked up. Jack's eyes were blue. How had he missed that before?

"Having second thoughts?" His voice was calm, unbiased, but the Doctor knew he was hoping he'd say no.

"Yes." No point in lying.

Jack sighed and looked away.

"Jack." The man looked back, hopeful. "Captain Jack Harkness. You're a very handsome man, aren't you?"

He chuckled. "Not too bad yourself, Doctor."

Smiles faded and the two men looked into each other's eyes for a moment, as if each was trying to read the other's mind.

"How much do you want to do this, Captain?"

"Oh god. I want you more than I've ever wanted anyone before."

"Hey! That's one of your pick-up lines! You can't use a pick-up line on me!"

Jack didn't laugh like the Doctor would have expected him to.

"Does it matter? It's completely true. But either way, I want to get into your pants."

He pushed the time lord up against the wall in an unexpectedly gentle way.

"I'll give you ten more seconds to deny me your body, but after that, I'm not letting go of you until dawn, you hear me?"

The Doctor's breath caught and he nodded.

"Good. Those ten seconds start now."

Neither of them moved. Two seconds. Three. Four.

Jack seemed to be holding his breath.

Six, seven.

The Doctor blinked.

Nine.

"Ten," Jack whispered. "Oh Doctor..."

He swooped in for a kiss.

Tongues. Were. Everywhere.

"We...should have...done this a long time...mmph...ago..." Jack murmured between kisses.

"Stop, stop talking, it's hard to concentrate when you're talking-" The Doctor was interrupted by the hand that was suddenly grabbing at his crotch.

"Speaking of hard-" Jack teased. The Doctor clamped a hand over the man's mouth.

"Oh-" He tilted his head back, trying to focus solely on what Jack was doing down there with his experienced hands.

"Jack..." he breathed as waves of pleasure went through him. His hand slipped off of Jack's mouth. Mistake.

"Well that was quicker than I expected, Doctor. When was the last time you got off? Must have been a long time for you to-"

"Dear God, if you do not shut your mouth I will throw you out right now."

"This is my hotel room!"

"Then I'll leave, and there will be no sex for you tonight."

That kept him quiet for long enough.

"Now," the Doctor whispered, his lips seductively brushing up against the man's ear. "It's my turn. Let me show you what a time lord can do..."