"Hey Cartman?" Brilliant green eyes blinked up at the obese young man innocently. "Am I a monster?"

Cartman stared down at the redheaded boy at his feet, the end of the thick iron chain strapped tightly around his throat clutched in his own strong grip. Kyle's face was a pretty one, or at least it was. Skin that was once ivory and flawless, aside from a few freckles dotting his nose, was now stained orange and greasy to the touch. His fiery red main was slicked back with oozing jell that dripped slightly onto his sleeveless shirt.

Truly, the ginger Jew was a monstrosity.

If Kyle's soulless coloring and religion wasn't enough, he also had to be from Jersey. Or, rather, he was conceived there in his mother's belly. But you know what they say; You can take the fetus out of Jersey, but you can't take Jersey out of the fetus. There was no denying it, Kyle had the three J's, Ginger, Jersey, and a Jew. That made him a monster, or at least in Cartman's eyes it did.

"Yes, you are a monster Kyle." The fat man told him while running a hand through the sticky red curls. "That is why I keep you here, locked away so no one will see how what horrid monstrosity you are."

"Oh..." Kyle made no reply other then that, save for his sad, sad green eyes. Cartman could tell that was not what he wanted to hear, especially not from him.

"You may be a monster Kyle," Sighing, Eric pinched the boys tanned cheek playfully. "But your my little monster."

A/N: Silly and Kinda stupid, I know. But I got the idea this morning and I've hade serious writers block for like, three months now, and I just had to get this down. If you guys like it, then I might make this into a longer Oneshot or maybe even a story if you want. Just message me and tell me what you think and maybe I'll see what I can do.

I'm going to go nurse this damnable writers block now with some DIP fanfics, so thanks for reading!