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This will be a direct spoiler for 7x04
And um...Gubler is part Muppet.
Kermit in fact...(RAYNE...you're on to something)
The screaming was so Kermit-esque... it was funny as hell.
So...Sit back relax relapse again...
Reid grasps his satchel tight as he waits for the elevator to reach the third floor and slide open.
He wouldn't put it past Morgan to "tinker" with the elevator- making it stop at a half floor. Morgan still gets shifty whenever he's in an elevator with Reid.
The elevator dings, and the doors shutter open- is it Reid's imagination, or are the doors going slower than normal?
He sighs, making his way to the bull pen; looking out for his devious co-worker.
He's nowhere to be found in the bull-pen- that doesn't mean Reid relaxes his guard though.
He places his bag at the foot of his desk; and when he looks up Morgan's there.
"Ah! What the-" Reid startles; flailing. Morgan laughs. "Where did you come from?" Reid struggles to regain his composure.
"What, didn't you know I'm part Ninja?" Morgan smiles as he sticks out a cup of coffee. "I thought you'd might like a cup."
Reid narrows his eyes.
"Do you really think I'm that naive? You probably laced it with salt or something." Reid arches his brow in challenge.
"Suit yourself Kid; I was only tryin' to be nice." Morgan shrugs; taking a deep pull from the cup. Reid grumbles something about childish and freakin' heart attack as he sits, bending to pull files form his satchel. He can't help but feel Morgan's eyes on him.
"What!" Reid says, exasperated as a wiry smile pulls on the corners of his lips.
"Nuthin' Pretty Boy." Morgan shakes his head, walking away. Reid lets out a breath of frustration as he plunks the files down on his desk..
His eyes go wide and it seems as if time just...stops.
For the briefest of moments, the desk sways on wobbly legs before it collapses in a heap.
Papers;pens; bouncy balls; rocks; film canisters and whatever else found it's way into Reid's desk scatters as he stares open mouthed; his computer pokes out of the pile in crooked askance- what just...
His eyes wide, jaw open, he turns to find Morgan snickering behind him.
"Pretty Boy-" Morgan coughs, "you alright there?"
Reid glowers.
Morgan outright laughs-
Prentiss and Jayje's mouths are perfect "o's" as their brows disappear in their hair as their attention's caught by the commotion.
Morgan's shaking as he places a hand on Reid's shoulder. He bends to whisper in Reid's ear- "You'll crush me?"
Reid shivers at the warmth of Morgan's breath, face heated as he looks up at Morgan.
Morgan stoops, quickly picking up the files and whisking away.
Reid frowns as Morgan returns; big grin on his face, pushing a cart.
Reid scans it; the contents of his desk neatly place on the black trolly- computer smack center.
"Really?" Reid cocks his head to the side as Morgan ruffles Reid's hair. Reid slaps his hand away.
Morgan shakes his head smile blooming on his face.
"When are you gonna learn Kid? Never play with the master." Morgan taunts as he sets out to clear the mess he's made.
A/N: I don't know if that was kinda mean...but this fell...flat.
I tried though...
let me know what you think...
post a comment- for sanity's sake?
Thank you for your x!
P.S: in the epi Painless( I thought Reid was talking about a pool...like with water? And he wasn't...so no wet Reid or Morgan...*sigh*)
Did anyone want to assault the replay button on all things Sperek that epi? That epi screamed pre-slash and bondage- I don't care what anyone says.
Squee!
Reid: ...boiling rage-SON OF A BITCH! Hi this is Dr. Spencer Reid. i actually Can come to the phone right now, with a special message, that your mother is a to-"
Hotch: Reid.
Reid: Sorry, I don't know what got into me.
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Reid: I will crush you.
Morgan: What?
Reid:What?(looks around nervously, and slinks off.)
Sigh...bondage. : ]
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CM 7.04 3 by SSAMINDS!