SIMPLY BOSSY
AnniKay

Lauren/Finn

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You requested it, so here it is. Here are the Finn/ Lauren scenes you didn't get to fully see in Learning French. In MariposaFria's vein, I will label the chapters based on their corresponding chapter from the main story. Your encouragement helps more than you know. Take a moment and let me know what you enjoyed most about the update.

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Chapter 25
Thoughts During Dinner

Finn Point of View

I'm having a very hard time concentrating. I mean Lauren isn't the kind of girl I like. She's really big and can bench press more than I can and she's not exactly pretty. I mean she is, but not what anyone else might look at and be like 'whoa look at Finn's girl; I want to hit that.' Which might be nice. But at the same time I like walking the halls with girls everyone is jealous of. Of course there is the fact that I'm eighteen and still haven't seen a live pair of boobs so maybe it's time to change 'types'. And she really does look nice. Especially tonight when she's looking all girly, but not little girly. And her boobs are very big. Maybe I could just see where this thing goes. I mean I can't possibly get less out of this than I got out of being with Rachel and Quinn.

Chapter 26
Discussion During the Concert

Lauren Point of View

"Well that's a damn shame." I laughed mercenarily. "But I can't just show you my boobs. If you want to see my tits…I want to see your dick."

"So what? You want me to just whip it out?" Finn asked confused. However before I could say yeah or nay, Mercedes came back out of her room with an ice bucket and her purse. She headed out the door humming some love song.

"Well not until she's back in her room. If I decide I like it I don't want to have to share." I joked.

"Oh she won't want to share, I'm on the football team with Puck and Sam…trust me if she has them, she's not gonna want me." He said shaking his head.

I shrugged. "I don't see why not. What guys have yet to figure out is that size isn't the end all and be all. Especially when it comes to length. The main thing, especially for women who are built a certain way down below is girth. Thickness can cover a multitude of short comings."

"Really?" Finn asked sounding like a hopeful little boy. I nodded reassuringly and he gave me a huge smile. "That's cool then."

Mercedes gave us a little finger wave as she let herself back into the room and sashayed into her bedroom. Less than fifteen minutes after she reentered the bedroom, we started hearing a love sound concert. It's funny, Mercedes is louder than Santana and Brittany combined, but she never actually screams. She must have some hellacious breath control.

Finn blushed and grabbed a pillow off the back of the couch. He pressed it over his lap. "It's almost like somebody is watching porn, and you can't see the TV but you can damn sure hear it."

"I know. You should have heard them last night. I think Mercedes is my new idol. They went all night and she still got up and fucking rocked today." I said honestly.

"Shit. Sam Fuck. Puck…god. Bring me…fuck Puck…I need you." We heard Mercedes moan…loudly.

"God…" Finn groaned. "It's hot and yet I feel so dirty for listening."

"I know. It kind of makes it hotter." I teased. I reached over and snatched the pillow off his lap while he was distracted trying to figure out how to respond to that. His pajama pants were definitely tented. "Not too shabby Finnessa. You'd probably look bigger if you were shorter…but I don't think you have anything to be ashamed of."

"So you've seen one before?" he asked so very, very embarrassed.

"A couple. I never saw Puck's if that makes you feel better. Whenever he'd try something, I'd almost feel…I don't know empty, maybe. Then I'd get all tense and of course that ruined it for him. So we didn't do much beyond some making out, and most of that was at school so I would have an excuse not to go farther."

"Holy Jehovah." Puck screamed.

"Man Mercedes and Sam must be really, really good." Finn whispered.

"You had sex what once?" I asked. When he nodded sheepishly, I advised. "Get some more practice. You could be just as good as long as you never mind going down on a girl, and you pay attention to her responses and the things she wants you to do."

"But how do I get more practice. I mean Rachel seems to never get in the mood, and the one time Quinn was, it was with Puck, not Me." he whined.

"Well hell, don't cry about it. Just find a girl who does it for you and isn't crazy." I suggested. "Crazy chicks don't need sex, drama is their orgasm. Stop trying to have the girl everyone else wants, and find the chick who you actually want and who wants you."

"But how?" Finn asked completely confused. I swear Brittany is smarter than this guy when it comes to the sex type stuff.

I sighed. How the hell did I become Finn Hudson's agony aunt? "Lay back and close your eyes. Tell me what would you like to see on your perfect woman."

"But isn't that degrading and disrespectful to women?" he asked.

"No, I told you to. Now tell me." I growled. The modern man can be so freaking wimpy.

"Well she has to be tall, kissing short girls may seem all manly, but that starts to hurt pretty quickly. Plus my mom is short and sometimes if I hug a short girl it feels a little creepy. I want her to have nice features, but mainly just you know a good mouth. And boobs, Big, natural boobs. I mean a good butt is all well and good, or nice legs, but hell a drag queen can have a good butt or nice legs, but only a woman can have big, soft boobs." Huh I can work with that. I may not have great legs or a killer ass, but my tits are more than a handful. And at least five times bigger than his exes combined. Yeah I can work with that.

"Alright. Now you know what you like. So tomorrow we'll start trying to figure out what kind of girl would like you." Other than me that is. No I am not going there. Just because he's taller than me and not completely ugly does not mean that I will start crushing on him. I refuse. "Anyway…there seems to be an intermission in the love sounds. We'd better get to sleep before round two starts." I told him gently. Then some wicked little part of me stood up and bent over to kiss his forehead. My tits were like 3 inches from his face, and he damn sure had a good view.

"Mailman…mailman…oh lord God, mailman." He muttered. "Night Lauren."

Chapter 26
Dreams in the Dark Hours
Finn Point of View

As Lauren leaned down to give me a kiss goodnight, I could see her boobs, and they looked so big, so full I leaned forward and pressed a kiss to them. She moaned and ran her fingers through my hair, pressing my face to her mounds. So I darted my tongue out and licked her. Her skin tasted clean and a little spicy. I sucked a bit into my mouth. She held my head in place even as she resumed her seat, bringing me across her lap. I put out a hand to steady myself, and brushed her hip. Her hip was fleshy and soft, not all hard and muscly like Rachel's or Quinn's. I couldn't help but kneading and massaging the softness there, somehow the couch became a bed, and I realized that I was dreaming. The thought was both disappointing and freeing. I ran my hands over the silk of her nightgown as we lay back on the bed. I kissed my way from her big soft breasts up to her pouty lower lip. As she and I began to kiss, I found my mouth being dominated by hers. She didn't just settle for dominating the kiss. She took over completely. She pushed my tee-shirt up and over my head. She dotted kisses down my chest to my nipples, tweaking each with the lips. She used a wrestling move to roll us over so that she was on top of me and she pulled her nightgown over her head. Pillowy softness was everywhere. She had rolls and everything. And they looked deep enough that I could slide my dick between them, almost like I was titty-fucking her like in Puck's porno movies. My pants disappeared and I felt her hand wrap around me and slowly she lowered herself onto my cock. She was so tight and so wet. She felt so good. As she rode me she leaned forward and I took her big red nipples into my mouth. Licking and sucking them until I felt her grow even tighter around my dick. Suddenly we were both cumming and screaming.

"FUCK!" I heard Puck yell in the other room. He woke me from my dream before I could actually come in my pants. Thank God. I rolled onto my back and wrapped the pillow around my head and fell back to sleep.

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