I do not own Hetalia, or any of the characters described here. The song the Internet Is for Porn belongs to the geniuses that created Avenue Q
Now, enjoy!
Elitzaveta was so very excited. She had just gotten a new computer and was just learning the joys of the internet.
The internet is really really great!
Gilbert stuck his head in the doorway, smiling his coy smirk. "For porn."
I've got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait.
"For porn."
Huh?
There's always some new site,
"For porn."
I browse all day and night,
"For porn."
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!
"For porn."
"Gilbert."
The internet is for porn,
"Gilberrrt!"
The internet is for porn,
"What are you doing?"
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn!
"Gilbert."
"Why hello there, Elitzaveta."
"You are ruining my song."
"Oh. Sorry, I don't mean to."
"Well, if you wouldn't mind, just being quiet for a minute so I can finish."
"…okie dokie…"
"Good!"
I'm glad we have this new technology.
"For porn."
Ugh. It gives us untold opportunity!
"For porn! Oh, sorry!"
Right from your own desktop
"For-!"
You can research, browse and shop,
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!
"FOR PORN!"
"GILBERT!"
The internet is for porn,
"Noooo!"
The internet is for porn,
"Gilbert!"
I be up all night honking my horn to porn, porn, porn!
"That's gross! You're a pervert!"
"Ha! Sticks and stones, Elitzaveta~!"
"No, really! You're a pervert! Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet."
"Ohhhh?"
"What!"
"You have no idea. Ready normal people?"
Roderich, Francis, Ludwig and Antonio popped out of nowhere.
"READY!" they called in unison.
"Lemme hear it!"
The internet is for porn!
Sorry babe!
The internet is for porn!
I masturbate!
All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!
"The internet is NOT for porn!"
Porn, porn por-!
"HOLD ON JUST ONE DAMN SECOND! Now I know for a fact that you, Ludwig, look up how to cook for Italians on line.
"That's correct." Ludwig agreed.
"And Antonio, you buy tomato-shaped things on the internet!"
"Sure!"
"And Francis, you stalk people on Craigslist!"
"Yes I do!"
"And Roderich, you sent me that sweet animation of you playing piano!"
"True!"
"Ohh but sweetheart! What do you think he does…after? Hm?" Gilbert smiled.
"…yeah…" Roderich blushed.
"EEEEWWWWW!"
The internet is for porn!
"Gross!"
The internet is for porn!
"I prefer fanfiction!"
Grab your dick and double click to porn, porn, porn!
"I hate men!"
For porn, porn porn!
"I'm leaving!"
Porn, porn, porn, porn!
"I hate the internet!"
Porn, porn, porn, porn!
The internet is for...
Internet is for…
Internet is for PORN!
"YEAH!" Gilbert yelled before getting hit with a frying pan.
:D Totally obsessed with Avenue Q right now. Anyone else want me to do a song? It doesn't have to be a musical, any song at all.
Review or PM me with it!
~Renee