Austria

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"It's already 7:30. Maybe he isn't going to call..." Austria sighed from his side of the table.

"Now, now, mon cherie~ I'm sure it's only a matter of ti-" "You see?"

RING "Indead..."

"Well...?" RING

"What?" RINGRING

"Aren't you going to answer it?"

"...If I must..." Austria stood you from the table and paced over to the screaming phone. - "Hello? This is the country of Austria speaking."

"..."

"Hello? Sir?"

"I AM A MADAM! *bbzzz*"

"...They hung up..." Austria informed his guest as he set the reciever back on the base.

"Then I suppose we should commence Plan: EFFE~"

"Can't we skip that plan?"

"No, I believe this plan if fool proof, no matter what situation it is used in."

Austria stared at France in pure amazement. "If you use this plan when you're balancing your check book...? I don't even want to know how..."

"So should I go get the alchohol...?"

"It's the only way this is going to work."

"YAAYY~~!" France stood up suddeningly, and glomped onto Austria. "Plan: 'Fucking' is now activated! You will not be disappointed~!" He squealed as he ran off to the cellar.

Austria shook his head slowly, and sat down at the tea table once more. "I feel sorry for England..."

...Meanwhile...

Switzerland sat slumped over his desk in his fancy leather chair. Liechtenstein sat in the chair in front of him, trying to stifle the row of giggles that were trying to take over her. "Dor sary it." Switzerland muttered into the desk.

"Huh-hm~? B-big bru-der?"

"I think that we can say this mission has failed, Liechtenstein. Please go to bed now..."

"Oh~, bruder~." Liechtenstein stood up, and walked over to Switzerland's hunched over form. "Maybe, tomarrow..." She layed a comforting hand on his shoulder, and started patting it lightly. "Maybe tomarrow you will become a man." She stated as her hand quivered. Switzerland bolted up and stared at his little sister with a crimson blush splayed on his cheeks.

"Liech. Ten. Stein!"

"Okay, okay. I am going to bed!" She succumbed to her brother's embarrassment. Gently, she pecked him on the cheek. "Good nigh, bruder~" She parted as she bounced out of the room to bed. Switzerland stared after her.

...Neither of them to know just how true her words were to be...

Dx

it's coming! Plan: Effe is now underway! a couple of chapters are going to be uploaded, but as a different story.

Should be done by the end of the week U.U

So, there's a Happy Valentines' Day for all ya pervy fangirls(or boys) who insisted. I hope ya like it ;3