Everyone contributes a little...
A fic Gabriella and I created just for the heck of it... just because we hate Sakura. So we came up with some ways how each character would torture/kill Sakura. Some ideas are from some friends too.
So, don't like, don't read. Be warned, there's a lot of Sakura bashing, which will be referred here Suckura. Hope all Suckura haters will enjoy. Will take any ideas from your reviews!
First 20 tortures/kills!
Naruto- Food poison her with expired milk and make her love the toilet!
Shino- Insistent death glare till it actually happens or until she goes crazy from it!
Sasuke- "Dear Suckura, Ino and Sasuke invite you to be a witness of their wedding and their twins baptizing. Hope you can come, and don't forget to bring your camera for immortalizing their first kiss after the uniting of their fates!"
Konan- Papercuts and lemon juice on the wounds… 'nuff said!
Pein- Piercings in the whole face until she bleeds to death!
Kakuzu- Sells her to Jiraiya/Orochimaru!
Kisame- Chops her into pieces with Samehada and throws the pieces from a high hill into the ocean! (Very poetic- that one is from my nii-san!)
Hidan- Jashin-sama needs a new sacrifice… 'nuff said!
Itachi- Genjutsu of Lee and Gai showing their youth very artistically and explicit. This will make Suckura commit suicide. In genjutsu and real life and any imaginary life!
Tobi- Pure, simple antagonizing with the well-known "Tobi is a good boy!"
Deidara- Put explosives in her tampons!
Sasori- Ask her for some body parts. If she doesn't want to give them… take them anyways, but slow and painfully!
Choji- Clean his bellybutton in front of the chair where Suckura is tied up!
Kin (from Oto, you know, the one from the first series who held Suckura's hair when she cut her hair…) Shave her hair for good with the lawnmower!
Hinata- Make Suckura look in a clown mirror that fattens. Watch then how she starves herself to death. (Some say Hinata looks fat, so that's why we put this here, cause 'Suckura is sooooo thin and cool and Hinata is sooooo fat and loser.' Like F**k whatever.)
Tsunade- Fill Suckura's boobies whit helium and watch her float at 1000m high, and slingshot her chest and watch her do a Tom and Jerry air-emptying-fly until she bangs her head on a random pole…!
Shizune- Set her up on a date with Tonton, then try to record a zoophilic yuri!
Kabuto- Make her wear big, dorky, ugly, geeky and nerdy glasses!
Shikamaru- Strangle her with a shadow looking like Sasuke!
Akamaru- Pee in her mouth! (Awesome!)
Me: That's it, ppl, and here is my favorite pink girl to do the disclaimer!
Sakura: You b***h! Why do you hate me? Why? I'm cute! *chibi eyes that make me barf*
Me: Do the damn disclaimer once and for all!
Sakura: Fine! This b***h here doesn't own anything from Naruto, she only has those idiot ideas and her sick imagination!
Me: You forgot about Gab!
Sakura: Like I care about another sick-minded stupid girl…