Gray woke up with a start. A loud thump from downstairs. He quickly jumped up and looked across the room to Natsu's bed. The boy was under the covers and he saw a little bit of pink hair poking out. A small smirk brushed on his face, either that boy was getting smarter or he was suffocating himself under the blankets.

Gray walked over and shook the pink haired boy awake.

"Natsu!" He whispered, the boy curled his hand into a fist and begun trying to hit Gray, not even opening his eyes.

"I'm going to be the pirate king!" Gray paused shaking his head. Guess it was time for the "per usual " slap. He knew he couldn't be too loud though. He just needed Natsu awake enough to be able to run away if need be.

He slapped Natsu on cheek and soon remembered why he didn't wake him up on Saturdays. Natsu bit his hand. Hard.

Gray bit his lip refusing to yelp in pain like he was dying to.

"What. Do. You. Want?" The boy questioned angrily.

Gray rolled his eyes "I'm going downstairs, if I'm not back in five minutes send Erza downstairs and run away with Lucille."

Natsu frowned. "I'm going with you," he stated. Gray rolled his eyes.

"Natsu-"

"I'll scream." It was an idol and true threat. With a sigh Gray went over to his top draw and pulled out a-a gun! He bent down and put it into Natsu's hand. But he didn't let go of it till he got the facts straight "Only shoot if you have too," Gray paused for a moment "Or if it's Jellal."

Natsu nodded eagerly.

The two boys soon heard a scream. That meant Erza had woken up beforehand. Gray and Natsu ran downstairs to see Erza on the backof...herself? Lucy pulling her own hair and Gray and Natsu fighting...each other.

"CHICK FIGHT!" Screamed Natsu. "GRAY-"

Gray hit him in the head "You're only supposed to say that if I'm not next to you."

Natsu stuck his tongue out at him, before openly gaping. Behind Gray, the other Gray and Natsu were using...magic?

"Ice idiot!"

"Fire monkey!"

"Ice dummy!"

"Fire dumb-"

It was then one of the Erza's stopped and stared between the little Natsu and the ice using Gray.

"Don't. You. Dare." She threatened.

Natsu grunted "It's just one f******* word. What the big deal?"

"How do you know what word?" Erza said forgetting her previous fighting. Her "opponent" forgot as well as she was staring angrily at the young boy.

"Don't look at me like that, look at them two!" He said pointing separately to agray and Lucy. Both shared looks thinking back.

Flashback 1:

"Erza what's-"

"Jellal stood me up on the ******* date! He was supposed to call but nooo apparently the *** of a ***** santa klaus *********** escaped from ******* prison!" *sigh* "Ya know?"

Flashback 2:

"I can't believe you're letting Loke move in, Erza. I mean-"

"You thinking I wanted this? You think I wanted him? I'm not ******* santa klaus, i don't want help any ************* sons of ***** who ***** my ******** little *****of a sister! You think I wan't that?"

Flashback 3:

"Erza, are you drunk?"

"Of course I'm ******* drunk, that son of a ***** Gadriel killed my ******* baby Kevin and I am so pissed at that ************* anger who ****** his way into ****** Medatron's ranks who doesn't even deserve ranks because of what he did to baby Castiel! And-and Sammy!-******Sammy, how dare he ******** body **** him and Deany-oh Dean you poor ******! Oh...Fuck my life. I mean- **** my life. Opps."

All eyes were on Erza now.

"It was all you." Lucy and Gray said pointing to Erza in unison.

"WAIT!" The other Lucy yelled "How'd we even get here?" She said looking around.

Gray- the estranged family none magic Gray (Gray E) began to laugh. "You didn't." He turned to Natsu ( the small one ) who was watching in awe "This is just a dream." He soon snapped and with that the younger boy tumbled down. Catching him swiftly he then turned to Erza "You owe me."

"We'll see if he remembers." Erza frowned. Gray smiled cruelly.

"If you don't want him to remember then-"

"Don't you dare!" Threatened the E Lucy "Don't you ******* think about it." Then she paused "Why was that bleeped? I said freakin not the other one."

"What could Gray do?" Erza asked skeptically. "What could he do, LUCCCILLLLEEEEE-!"

Natsu woke up with a start breathing rapidly.

"You alive?" Gray asked from his bed across the room. Natsu took a deep breath.

"I think so. I just had a really strange dream."

"Whatever." Gray waved off folding back into his sleeping position. Natsu closed his eyes and resumed his dream.

Or was it?

Just a 30th chapter surprise for all you fans. I know it's been a (long) while so I decided to do something special. I'm not gonna lie, we won't be updating in a while, life has just been...life. Ya know how it is? But I hoped you enjoyed this and it wasn't too bad. 8P