I walked into first class, hoping that today would be different. It started off ok, I mean, I got a seat and no one threatened me. I sat down and started sorting out my books when I heard a voice next to me.

"Is that your natural hair colour?" I turned to see a boy (atleast, I think it was) with shoulder length blonde hair and green eyes, smiling at me.

"Um, yeah!"

"It's gorgeous!"

"Thank you." I grinned. As soon as I looked away, he grabbed one of my pig tails and held it near his head.

"See, this is the colour I want~" His voice was funny, every word he said sounded like he was singing.

"This is Feliks, he's almost to gay to function" The girl infront of him (and the one who stopped me from sitting in the wrong seats yesterday) said.

"Nice to meet you" I said quietly.

"Nice wig Liz. What's it made of?" A boy taunted walking past her.

"YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!" She snapped back at him. "I'm Elizaveta. But everyone just calls me Liz" She smirked at me.

"Hi. I'm Maddy. D-do you guys know where room G-14 is?" They seemed nice, so I thought I'd ask. Feliks suddenly grabbed my time schedule.

"Health, Tuesday/Thursday, Room G-14." He read aloud.

"I think that's in the back building." Liz looked up to Feliks, rather mischeviously, but I took no notice.

"Uh...Ya~ It's in the back building."
"Yeah, we'll take you there." They both grinned at me.

"Thanks!" I smiled back.

...

"EXCUSE ME! NEW MEAT COMING THROUGH!" Feliks shouted through the hallway, shoving people out the way with me and Liz following behind. He was like a bulldozer.

...

We were walking across the playing field with Feliks still reading my schedule.

"Health. Spanish. You're taking 12th grade calculus?" He asked me.

"Yeah, like math."

"Ew. Why?"

"'Cause it's the same in every country."

"...That's beautiful! This girl is deep!" He and Liz sat down on the grass. I looked around.

"Uhh...Where's the back building?"

"It burned down in 1987" Liz looked up at me.

"Won't we get into some kind of trouble for this?"
"Why would we get you into trouble? We're your friends." I know it's wrong to skip class. But Liz said we were friends, and I am in NO position to pass up friends. I guess I'll never know what I missed on the first day of Health Class.

But you, the reader, will! Lucky you!

Couch Zwingli: "Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant. And die! Don't have sex in the missionary postion. Don't have sex standing up! Just, don't do it, promise! *picks up box* Ok, now everyone take some rubbers!

Now, let's get back to Maddy and her friends~ ^^

"Why did your parents stop home-schooling you?" Liz asked, drawing something that she wasn't showing me yet.

"They wanted me to get socialised." I rolled my eyes.

"A slice like you will definetly get socialised~" Feliks giggled.

"What are you talking about?"

"You're a regulation hottie." Liz said, which only confused me more.

"What?"

"Own it!" Feliks told me, patting my knee. He was still smiling until he looked across at a group of students walking onto the field. "In the name that is all Holy. Would you look at Antonia's gym clothes!" I heard Liz sigh.

"Of course, all The Plastics are in the same gym class." She grunted.

"Who are The Plastics?" I asked.

"They're teen royalty. If...Gakuen High was Us Weekly, they'd always be on the cover." Feliks explained.

"That one their..." Liz pointed to a tanned girl with her hands on her hips that was making her push her chest out. Her hair was tied up into a loose bun but you could still tell it was really wavy. "That's Antonia Fernandez Carriedo, she is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Feliks sat next to her in English last year."

"She asked me how to spell orange!" Feliks said in disbelief. I giggled.

"That other one." This time she pointed to a blonde girl on a cell phone. "That's Francine Bonnefoy." Well, she /was/ on her cell phone until she got hit in the head with a basketball. Ouch!

"She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel." Feliks informed me.

"She knows about everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone!"

"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets~"

Suddenly, a group of boys walked onto the field carrying this beautiful girl. Long white hair blowing in the wind and big white teeth shining as she grinned. She seemed like an angel, but Liz introduced her rather much like the devil.

"And evil takes a human form of Julchen Beilschmidt. Now don't be fool, 'cause she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut faced, whore bag, but in reality, she is so much more than that!" She seemed to growl those last few words.

"She's queen bee! A star! Those other two are like her servants!" Feliks didn't seem all to bothered about her. Well, not as much as Liz.

"Julchen Beilschmidt. How could I start to describe Julchen Beilschmidt?" She seemed to be trying to think of more mean words to say about the girl, but continued with her drawing. I was still looking at the three girls that were all standing together, talking.

Feliks continued the conversation when we were walking down the hallway to lunch. "She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen."

"Who cares?" Liz asked him while she finished up her drawing.

"I CARE!" Feliks snapped back at her. He then turned to me. "Every year, the seniors throw a dance called the Spring Fling, and the King and Queen automatically become head of the student activities committee. And since I am an active member of the committee, I'd say, yeah, I care."

"Wow Feliks, you've truly out-gayed yourself." Liz smiled as Feliks playful pushed her head, which only made me giggle. "Here," She handed me her drawing. "This will be your guide to Gauken. Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial. Everybody's there. You've got your Freshmen, ROTC guys, Preps, JV Jocks, Asian Nerds. Cool Asians, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Black Hotties, Girls Who Eat Their Feelings, Girls Who Don't Eat Anything, Desperate Wannabes, Burn-outs, Sexually Active Band Geeks, THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET (us) and the worst, beware of The Plastics!" By the time she'd finished, I'd already forgotten most of them.

...

I know, it took me a while to continue with this but I finally got off my lazy arse and did it. It's a short chapter because I'm still working out some of the characters. Like, I'm having trouble of who to make Jason (You know, the one that goes out with Gretchen aka France). I was gonna make it England, but then I realised that he'd be totally out of character. I know who I'm making some of the minor characters but it's just Jason I'm having real trouble with.

I'll work it out soon enough but if any of you guys have any ideas, feel free to pitch them ^^

xoxo