AN: Written for the "Babymoon" fanfic challenge at Bonesology. Enjoy!

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BOOTH: Can u take 2wks off?

BRENNAN: I'm sure I can. Why?

Think we shld take a trip b4 baby born

. . . . . . . . . . Why?

Why?

. . . . . . . . . . Yes.

Why not?

. . . . . . . . . . We still have a lot to accomplish in the few months we have left before the baby arrives.

Thats why we shld go

. . . . . . . . . . That doesn't make sense.

Wont b able 2 travl much 4 while aftr the baby. Nows the time

. . . . . . . . . . That's a valid point. Where would you like to go?

Thinking. U?

. . . . . . . . . . The University of Heidleberg has asked me to teach a two-week seminar in December. If I accept, we could go there.

Germany?

. . . . . . . . . . Yes, the University of Heidleberg is located in Germany.

. . . . . . . . . . In Heidleberg. Which is in Germany.

Funny.

Too cold.

. . . . . . . . . . You could ski.

Was thinking sun sand beach. Sex.

. . . . . . . . . . I'm six months pregnant, Booth.

Ur beautiful

. . . . . . . . . . Yes, I know. And while I also know you find my fecund profile appealing, I'm not sure I'm prepared to show off said profile on a beach, in a bathing suit.

Silly. Ur beautiful. Want me to prove it? :-)

. . . . . . . . . . Where are you?

Status mtg. Bo-ring. Hacker puts me zzzzz

. . . . . . . . . . Shouldn't you be preparing to report on your cases?

My part done. Zzzzzzzz

. . . . . . . . . . I'm not comfortable texting with you on the subject of sex while you're in a meeting with your colleagues.

Most useful time then I wont sleep in mtg.

. . . . . . . . . . Your phone is supplied and paid for by the FBI. I'm sure they wouldn't consider sex texting a good use of government resources.

Sexting

. . . . . . . . . . What?

Sex texting = sexting

. . . . . . . . . . Oh. Thank you for the correction.

Good point tho. Plus nosy Hacker

. . . . . . . . . . I don't believe Andrew would read your electronic communications without cause.

Prob not. Still nosy bastard

. . . . . . . . . . Andrew's parents have been married for almost 60 years.

Othr kind of bastard

. . . . . . . . . . You're being impolite.

Yep. So back to loc for babymoon

. . . . . . . . . . Babymoon?

Prebaby vacation

. . . . . . . . . . Clever. Did you just make that up?

Yes.

. . . . . . . . . . Really?

No. U need to get out more babe

. . . . . . . . . . I'm very active.

Yes u are :-)

. . . . . . . . . . Are we sexting again?

Def not. Remind me to teach u sexting 4real

. . . . . . . . . . I find your abbreviated spelling during these occasions when we converse by text message very difficult to read.

Maybe my teacher shld punish me

. . . . . . . . . . That made me laugh!

Lol

. . . . . . . . . . What?

Laugh out loud

. . . . . . . . . . Not really. I was fairly quiet.

Nvr mind. Babymoon? Where?

. . . . . . . . . . You would prefer a beach setting?

Yes

. . . . . . . . . . As this is your idea and I don't really have a destination in mind, I'm prepared to accept your preference.

Wow

. . . . . . . . . . What?

Felt like Pope just gave me absolution

. . . . . . . . . . Are we having a religious discussion now?

NO! Back to babymoon, where/when

. . . . . . . . . . Hawaii?

Too crowded. Lets go out of country

. . . . . . . . . . My passport is in order.

Thinking.

. . . . . . . . . . I have an idea.

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. . . . . . . . . . Angela's cottage in Fiji.

Still has it?

. . . . . . . . . . Yes. She mentioned just last week that when Michael is no longer nursing, she and Jack plan to go there for a week. I'm sure she wouldn't mind if we used it.

Ask her.

. . . . . . . . . . It also has a private beach, which would lessen the possibility I might be uncomfortable in public in a semi-nude state during my last trimester.

Heh. U said nude.

. . . . . . . . . . Semi-nude. Although if the beach is totally private, I have no objection to being completely nude.

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. . . . . . . . . . Booth?

Shh. Thinking of being naked on the beach with u.

. . . . . . . . . . Oh.

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. . . . . . . . . . I think it is only fair to tell you that I am now also thinking of being nude on a beach with you.

Only fair.

. . . . . . . . . . Are we sexting now?

:-) 4 u, yes we r.

. . . . . . . . . . I thought there would be more to it.

ha! Mtg ending gotta go. See u 6ish. Don't 4get, ask Angela/Jack abt beach house.

. . . . . . . . . . All right. Booth?

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. . . . . . . . . . Would you like to practice being nude on a beach with me tonight?

:-) :-) :-)

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Practice makes perfect, I always say. :-)
FYI, reviews are not restricted to 160 characters or less. *lol*