~1st crack pairing: Rigby and Muscle Man~

It was a Monday afternoon, and as usual, Mordecai and Rigby are playing video games; Broken Bones to be specific.

"Ooooooooh!" Mordecai cheered as he threw his controller down in victory. "My 7th win!"

"Pfft," Rigby replied, crossing his arms. "It's not fair! You always win cuz of your experience on the joystick!"

"Eugh, that sounded so wrong!" Mordecai said with disgust while chuckling.

Rigby rolled his eyes. "Whatever, man, I'm not leaving until I get a win on this thing." Rigby restarted the game.

Mordecai got up, putting the controller down. "In that case, I probably shouldnt be playing with you for 10 years straight. I'm headin' back to work."

"Yeah sure whatever.." Rigby said, preparing to start a game.

Rigby was about to start a game when..

"Hey loser!"

Rigby looked to where the voice came from. "Oh, hey, 'fat' man."

"What?" Muscle Man said as he angrily sat down on the couch.

"You heard me. You're as muscley as a pudding pop!"

"Yeah right, bro," Muscle Man replied. "My muscles got the ladies waitin' in line!"

"Starla doesn't count!" Rigby realized what he said and bugged his eyes, glancing at Muscle Man's face, who still seemed content.

"Uhhh...sorry bout that. I just uh-"

"No, it's fine. We broke up."

"Whoa, really?"

"Yeah," Muscle Man laid back, taking the other controller. "She said I didn't know how to work the joystick right."

"Uhhhh...what?" Rigby asked, getting grossed out.

"She beat me at every video game I owned!" Muscle Man said, tearing up a bit. "Then..she called me a wimp, broke up with me, and...RAN OUT!" He started to cry.

Rigby was getting a bit uneasy. How can you hate the guy when he's pulling the water works on you?

Rigby sighed, patting Muscle Man's shoulder. "It's okay, dude. There's other chicks out there! Plus, I bet you could always beat me at video games!"

Muscle Man wiped his face. "Really?"

"Yeah. I don't even remember the last time I've won one game."

Muscle Man picked his character and was ready to begin. "Let's do this!"

As they played, Rigby wasn't doing as bad as he did with Mordecai, but, in the end, the winner was never a surprise.

"Woooooo!" Muscle Man cheered. "You were right, bro! You really do suck hard! You know who else sucks hard like you? My mom!"

Rigby just sighed and frowned. "Thanks, thanks a lot."

Muscle Man put a hand on Rigby's shoulder. "Look, don't take it so hard. Some of us aren't good at workin' the joystick. It's natural."

Rigby just cringed in disgust. "Yeah, don't say it like that."

Muscle Man was about to walk out the door when he looked back, smiling. "You should practice some more, bro. Maybe you'll actually beat me next time!"

Rigby smiled.

"Fat chance!" Muscle Man said as he laughed, walking out the front door.

Rigby simply sighed and set the controller down.

Yeah, he's one to talk..