Okay, so it's been awhile. I got lazy and just didn't write any more chapters, but then life happened. So check the profile for those details.

Also, this request list is insane. I've changed the rules a bit: I will choose the characters at random myself, because that's just what I've chosen to do. Also, most Pokémon and Character of the Day requests are out of the question, because there is just no way.

Requests are still open, just be aware that it may be quite a bit until I get to yours. List is now alphabetized for convenience because requesting the same character again and again does not mean I will get to it any faster.

Also, if you like this story, also check out You Paired Me With Who? because the humor is very similar to this.

List: Anabel, Angie, Arceus, Barry, Black, Brawly, Brock, Burgundy, Candice, Cassidy, Cilan, Chili, Clemont, Cress, Cynthia, Cyrus, Delia, Diamond, Ditto, Drew, Duplica, Elesa, Gardenia, Gary, Gold, Green, Harley, Hilda, Iris, James, Officer Jenny, Jessie, Nurse Joy, Kate, Kellyn, Lance, Lyra, Mars, Max, May, Meowth, Misty, N, Professor Oak, Paul, Pearl, Pikachu, Red, Roark, Ryouga, Sabrina, Sapphire, Serena, Silver, Skyla, Steven, Tracey, Trip, Volkner, White, Yellow, Zero, Zoey

50 Things Blue Should Not Do

1) I shouldn't play pranks on anyone.

2) I think I should specify a bit…I shouldn't play terrible pranks on anyone.

3) Sigh, yes. That includes Green.

4) And Gold, although we know they probably deserve it.

5) I shouldn't continue to send love notes addressed from Yellow to Red.

6) He asked her what they were about and she almost died, I swear.

7) I shouldn't continue to send love notes addressed from Red to Yellow.

8) She almost died anyway, I swear.

9) I shouldn't continue to send love notes addressed from Gold to Crystal.

10) She just dropkicked him and that was the funniest thing I had seen in years.

11) I shouldn't continue to send love notes addressed from Ruby to Sapphire.

12) She just put him in a headlock until he passed out and—

13) Uh-oh, did Crystal and Sapphire find out I sent them?

14) I shouldn't send any more love notes. Period.

15) I shouldn't keep sending Sabrina bigger padded bras.

16) She's starting to get really pissed about that.

17) I shouldn't keep disguising myself as Red and confessing my love to Yellow.

18) She's gonna need a trip to the hospital pretty soon if I keep it up.

19) I shouldn't keep sending dresses to Silver with a note claiming they're from Gold.

20) Gold is also gonna need a trip to the hospital soon.

21) I shouldn't put laxatives in Green's food.

22) But that shit was funny.

23) Literally.

24) I shouldn't replace Emeralds stilts with springs.

25) I'm sure he could touch space with how high he flew.

26) I shouldn't tell Silver that Gold keeps trying to touch my butt since he enjoyed it so much the first time.

27) I tried to tell him I was just kidding, but he ran off too quickly…whoops.

28) I shouldn't tease Bill by crashing his Pokémon Storage System.

29) Although it is amusing to watch him panic, it causes a crisis to the entire Kanto reason.

30) So doing that again is probably not a great idea.

31) …The hospital just called. Gold is demanding I pay for his medical bills.

32) I shouldn't offer to go clothes shopping with Ruby.

33) He mistook my offer as clothes shopping with his Pokémon and that was a mistake.

34) We were there for six hours. Even I don't shop that extensively…

35) I shouldn't keep sending Sabrina multiple containers of milk in order to assure her breasts will eventually grow to epic proportions.

36) I should stop teasing Sabrina about her breast size.

37) I shouldn't tell Silver that I am dating Green.

38) Although he should know better, he ran off too fast for me to catch him. Uh-oh.

39) I shouldn't send the book "How to Learn Basic Japanese for Dummies" to Sapphire addressed from Ruby.

40) …I'm gonna end up killing my friends indirectly.

41) I shouldn't keep hiding Poké Balls in various inappropriate places on my body.

42) Crap. Green's medical bills just arrived.

43) I shouldn't ask Crystal to teach me her kicking techniques.

44) It only gives me more leverage to kick the hell outta Green and Gold for various reasons.

45) Welp, here comes Ruby's medical bills.

46) I'm gonna need to get a part time job to pay for all of these bills.

47) Oh wait, I'm a thief! I can just steal some jewels or something and sell them!

48) …I shouldn't be a thief.

49) I shouldn't be so violent to my friends.

50) But that only means I love them soooooo much!