A/N: So, this is yet another collection of connected one-shots concerning a "what if the boys remembered that Perry was a secret agent" scenario. Has this been overdone?

YES.

But not by me, so I figured I'd give it a shot. Enjoy the first installment and drop a review, would you please?

A Collection of Common Nonsense

Suspicions

Perry had watched his owners more closely since the "missing day" incident. They had seemed not to remember anything, but Perry could never be sure with his owners. Phineas and Ferb seemed to constantly have an extra trick up their sleeve, and Perry wouldn't put it past them if they had remembered, but had yet to say anything about it.

He wondered briefly if any of the other agents had problems like this with their owners.

But then he smirked when he realized that they probably didn't have better owners than he did.

After a time, Perry began to let go of his suspicions about the boys. If they had remembered, surely they would have said something by now!

Returning from a long day of work (Doofenshmirtz hadn't remembered either, but Perry really wasn't that concerned about him) Perry had been relieved to take off his hat and be able to relax on Phineas' bed. He closed his eyes and quickly fell asleep.

Perry was awakened a few hours later by Phineas and Ferb as they crawled into bed. Just as he was drifting off to sleep again, he thought he could hear Phineas say softly, "Goodnight…Agent P."

But, Perry thought as he quickly quelled the panicked feeling bubbling in his chest, it's probably just wishful thinking. The boys couldn't possibly remember.

Right?