HELLO HELLO! I am so sorry to say that this will be the last chapter for this story. I apologize immensely but I'm running out of comebacks and I'm almost to 101. There will probably be a few extra but…aw well. Thank you all who reviewed! You have no idea how much you guys have helped me out.
Disclaimer: I do not own PJatO. Duh…if you think that, you must be as stupid as Apollo. (No offense dad. (Yeah, Apollo's my dad.))
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"Hey, Seph, do you need a mortician?
"Ok, I'll bite. Why?"
"Because you're drop dead gorgeous!
"You're right!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I'd better go see my HUSBAND, the lord of the DEAD!"
-.- "I should've seen that coming…"
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"Hey Seph-"
"Hold it! I know where this is headed: You'll try to ask me out me out, I'll say no, you'll say something stupid, and then I'll slap you."
"How do you figure the whole slappity-slap thing?"
SLAP!
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"¡Ah, Seph, mi amor! Cómo brillarán como el sol."
"Apuesto a que no puede entender lo que estoy diciendo."
"Wait…what?"
"Exactly."
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"You're so sweet, you give me cavities!"
"Okay then, let me pull them all out using these really sharp and pointy saws."
"Um…no, I'm good."
"Thought so."
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"I must've died and gone to Heaven because you're an angel!"
"No, you'd go to the Underworld, Apollo."
-.-
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"Happy Valentine's Day, Persephone!"
"It was until you showed up and ruined it."
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"But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she."
"Are you quoting…Shakespeare?"
"Yeah. My best son in my opinion."
"Shakespeare was your son?"
"Yep! Impressive, no?"
"I hate Shakespeare, Apollo."
"...Oh."
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"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart!"
"I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the god of thieves is Hermes."
(Facepalm)
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"Seph got out with me."
"See that's the thing: you say it as a command instead of a question!"
"Would you say yes if I asked it in the form of a question?"
"Ha, no."
-.-
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"APOLLO!"
…
"I know you're there you idiot."
(Apollo emerges from behind a tree) "Seph! What a pleasant surprise! Are you following me?"
SLAP!
"...I swear, if you keep slapping me I'll have to get my left cheek removed!" .
SLAP!
"There, get the other removed as well. You'll look so much better without it."
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"Persephone-"
(raises hand to slap Apollo)
"WAIT! Hold up for a sec."
-. - "What Apollo?"
"Um…uh…"
"I'm WAITING!"
"ILOVEYOU!"
"What…?"
"I…love…you."
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"Seph? Earth to Persephone! Come in Sephy!"
SLAP! SLAP! SLAPITY-SLAP-SLAP!
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"Are you a sadist, Seph?"
PUNCH!
"Maybe so, Apollo."
KICK!
(cackles madly)
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"Hey Seph."
"Why's you're eye black dude?"
"That's from you! Remember yesterday?"
"Right, right…heehee…"
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"HAPPY HALLOWEEN SEPH!"
"Apollo, take off that mask, it's freaking me out."
"I-I'm not wearing a mask…"
"Oh. So that's how your face NORMALLY looks?"
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"Apollo, I'll go out with you on one condition."
"Name it babe!"
"You go tell Hades that you're in love with his wife. If you make it out alive, I'll go out with you."
"Um…gosh…I-I don't think so Seph. I'm pretty sure your husband will send me to the Field of Punishment if I do."
"Aw well. Your loss." (smirks and saunters away)
"Damn me and my wimpy-ness."
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"Is it hot in here or is it just me?"
"No, it's hot in here cause I walked in."
"Exactly what I was thinking Seph!"
(facepalm)
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"Apollo, if you come one step closer, I'll tell Demeter you're stalking me 24/7!"
"But…I am."
"EW!" (throws shoe at him)
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"PLEASE Persephone! I'll do anything!"
"Go die in a hole."
"I would if I could! Just for you!"
0.o
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"You're the reason I wake up every morning."
"Are you sure? I thought it was because you have to pull your sun chariot over the sky to raise the sun so all of the mortals don't die from lack of heat and end up turning into cannibals and praying for mercy and bowing down at our feet, kissing the ground we walk on."
"That's a…pretty intense picture you painted there…"
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"POLAR BEAR KILLER!"
"What?"
"GLOBAL WARMING SUCKS YOU HYPOCRITE!"
-.-
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"Seph."
"Apollo."
"Please."
"No."
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"Hey Seph, go out with me."
…
"Please?"
"…Maybe."
TA-DA! Ah, I am so sad to see this end! (Starts dramatically crying) But, I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did! THANK YOU ALL!
Oh, and here's the translation from the Spanish one:
"Ah, Seph, my love! How you shine just like the sun!"
"I bet you can't understand what I'm saying right now."
"Wait…what?"
"Exactly."
;) R&R