101 of Persephone's replies to "Hey Seph, go out with me."
Disclaimer: I do not own the actual idea for this nor do I own Percy Jackson, though I wish I did. Enjoy…
XxXx
"No, Apollo."
"Why not?"
"So, so many reasons."
XxXx
"I'm married for Zeus's sake!"
"…Your point?"
"Ugh!"
XxXx
"Seph, there's not a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are."
"Oh I can think of a lot of words to describe you right now."
"Is that a good thing? Seph? SEPH! Where are you going?"
"Away from you."
XxXx
"Hey gorgeous, haven't we met before?"
"Sorry, I blocked that painful memory from my mind."
XxXx
"If you were a parking ticket, you'd have FINE written all over you."
"I'm sorry, did you say something?"
XxXx
"Hey Seph do you want to go out sometime?"
"No, I'm busy that night."
"I haven't told you which night yet!"
"So? I'll find a way to be busy."
XxXx
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Don't bother; I'm not single and you wouldn't stand a chance anyway."
"Ouch, that hurt."
XxXx
"Violets are red, roses are blue, sugars are sweet and I LOVE YOU!"
"ROSES are red, VIOLETS are blue, this whole thing's stupid and so are you!"
"…"
XxXx
"Hey Persephone-"
"Sorry, I'll be too busy making out with my husband."
XxXx
"You know, I bet you 20 drachma you won't say yes to me." (Holds out drachma)
"You're right." (Takes it)
"HEY!"
XxXx
"Persephone-"
"MOTHER! HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
"CEREALLLLL!"
"AHHH!" (Runs away)
XxXx
"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
"Do not enter."
XxXx
"If being hot were a crime, you'd be arrested."
"Apollo, if being ugly was a crime you'd be dead."
XxXx
"Is your name Daisy? Cause I'd plant you right here!"
"You know my name."
"So?"
"Idiot."
XxXx
"Are all men as stupid as you?"
XxXx
"Sorry, I only date guys."
"But you're married."
"To a GUY."
"Touché…"
XxXx
"Do you have a phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angles is missing."
"No, but you could ask Hermes."
(facepalm)
XxXx
"Persephone, wanna hear a poem?"
"Apollo, want to hear a joke? You."
XxXx
"You, me, and a moonlit picnic tonight."
"Sorry, I have plans."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to stab myself in the eyes repeatedly with a fork so I don't have to look at you."
"That's rough…"
"That's life."
XxXx
"Do you have a Band-Aid? I scrapped my knee when I fell for you."
"You're the god of medicine, stupid."
"…"
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