Leiko Sohma

(Summary: Tohru's head was spinning with excitement, a new Sohma! Maybe a new friend too! She couldn't wait to get to know Leiko. She wondered how Leiko's presence would change their lives too. All Tohru knew was that there was never a dull moment in the Sohma family.)

Chapter One: Meet Leiko

It was dinner time at Shigure's house.

"Pass the butter?" Shigure asked.

"Get it yourself." Kyo replied.

It was a normal evening.

The doorbell rang, making it a less normal evening.

"Oh, dear Tohru, be the dear you are and go see who it is?" Shigure smiled.

"Oh, of course!" Tohru ran to get the door.

"Hello?"

A girl about her age stood in the doorway. She wore gothic makeup and gaudy necklaces. She wore a crimson shirt and ripped black jeans. For a second, Tohru thought it was Rin.

"May I help you?"

The girl stomped her tall boot down on the deck, "Is this Shigure Sohma's house?"

"Yes…who are-"

"Are you his wife?"

"Shigure's wife? Oh no! No, no, no, no, no!"

"Then why the hell are you here? Are you another one of his girlfriends?"

"No…who-"

"Are you his maid?"

"Well…yes…I guess."

"Where do you sleep?"

"In my room." Tohru was very confused.

"Is that near his?"

"Umm…who are you?"

The girl flipped her long black bangs out of her eyes, "Where's Shigure?"

"He's in the other room eating dinner. Would you like to come in?"

"Yeah. I will." the girl pushed past Tohru and into the dining room.

Tohru followed, looking nervous.

"Shigure." the girl called, she leaned in the doorway.

Shigure looked up from his meal, "Le-Leiko?"

"Yeah, it's me you fat ass. How long did you think you could hide from me fart bag?"

"Leiko is it really you?" Shigure stood and walked over towards the girl.

"WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD IT BE?" she asked, slapping him, "HOW MANY DANG LEIKOS DO YOU KNOW?"

"Only one. Only one." he smiled at her.

"Well don't you get all crappy to me. I HATE YOUR SORRY SOUL!"

"Why are you here? I know it's not just to yell at me. You do that plenty of times in text messages."

"I AM HERE TO YELL AT YOU AND TELL YOU WHAT A SON OF A BITCH YOU ARE!" Leiko stomped her foot on his, "YOU IDIOTIC WHOREMONGLER SHIT FLINGING BASTARD CRAP BALL!"

"Ouch." Yuki said, with a slight smirk on his face.

"So how many girls you got living here with you, Shigure? I see two already."

"Two?" Tohru asked. She counted her fingers.

"Don't bother counting Tohru. She's being sarcastic." Kyo pat Tohru's head.

"Ah, so you let your girlfriends bring their boyfriends over too? How generous of you." Leiko smirked.

"What the hell are you smoking?" Kyo shouted at Leiko, turning bright red.

"First of all, Leiko, Tohru is not my girlfriend, nor is Yuki a female."

"Both you wish were opposite." Kyo muttered.

"And secondly, she's our housekeeper." Shigure ignored Kyo's comment.

"So she's not a slut?" Leiko asked.

"No…"

Yuki frowned, "Why are you here, Leiko. You know, you're more of an outcast then Kyo."

Tohru looked surprised, "All of you know each other?"

"Unfortunately, Miss Honda, we do." Yuki replied, "She's our cousin, and a member of the Sohma family."

Maybe she's one of the Zodiac! Tohru thought excitedly.

"Yeah and all hell go to them."

"You just wished hell on yourself, Leiko."

"SHUT UP PRETTY BOY!" Leiko glared at Yuki.

Tohru had the sudden strange thought, Kyo and Leiko seem like they'd get along well together… she smacked her forehead.

"Why are you here, Leiko? That's the third time we've asked you." Kyo questioned.

Leiko's fist, which had been in mid-air about to punch Yuki, stopped and dropped to her side. She looked at her feet and blushed slightly.

"Akito…mbahhmdagum." she grumbled.

"What was that?" Shigure asked.

"Akito wants me…gogarugamush."

"What does Akito want from you?"

"AKITO WANTS ME TO STAY HERE YOU IDIOT!" Leiko screamed at Shigure.

"Ohm…I see…" Shigure shrank back.

"Here? AKITO WANTS YOU TO STAY HERE?" Kyo shouted.

"YES! ARE YOU DEAF?" Leiko shouted back.

Yuki groaned and put his head in his hands, "Oh dear lord."

"Well, we can't go against Akito's wishes. The problem is, I don't know where we could put you." Shigure scratched the back of his neck."We have a shed…"

"KYO!"

"Sorry…"

"She could share my room…" Tohru suggested.

"No, Tohru. That's not necessary. You already have a small room, two people just won't fit." Shigure replied.

Yuki massaged his temples, "Why…may I ask, do you have to stay here?"

"THAT'S NONE OF YOUR FREAKING BUISNESS SO SHUT UP YOU DAMN RAT!"

Tohru smiled, So she knows about the curse, she must be a zodiac member then…but who…I already know the twelve…? Tohru shrugged.

"I've got it. Yuki, you and Kyo will share a room so Leiko can have Kyo's old room. Your room is certainly big enough for two people, Yuki. Look, now everyone's happy."

Leiko nodded, "Sounds reasonable to me."

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?"

"I CANNOT SHARE A ROOM WITH THE STUPID CAT!"

"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?"

"HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING AGAIN, SHIGURE?"

Shigure simply smiled and ignored the two.

Tohru smiled, "I don't think we were properly introduced. I'm Tohru Honda."

"Leiko Sohma. Now get the hell away from me." Leiko pushed past Tohru and up the stairs like she owned the place.

"KYO GET YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES OFF MY FLOOR!"

"IT'S MY FLOOR, NOT YOUR FLOOR AND I CAN PUT MY DAMN CLOTHES ANYWHERE I WANT!"

"Kyo, it is her floor now. Why don't you go move your stuff into Yuki's room?" Shigure grinned, "Run along."

"UGH!" Kyo stormed up to his former room.

Shigure laughed and winked at Yuki and Tohru, "It's wonderful to see Leiko again, isn't it?"

"Save me Saint Mary, I'll become a monk." Yuki whispered.

"Have you been picking up on foreign religions again Yuki? Shame."

"You're the one who needs to be shamed, Shigure."

Tohru picked up the plates and put them in the sink.

Shigure giggled like a little school girl and left the room.

"Shame to him. Shame and suffering. I'm sorry you had to experience all that, Miss Honda. None of us really like Leiko. Shigure's always enjoyed tormenting her for some reason. It must be hard for her to move into our house. It's kind of strange Akito would ask that of her, and of us. But oh well. I'll help you with the dishes now." Yuki took the rag from Tohru's hands.

Tohru's head was spinning with excitement, a new Sohma! Maybe a new friend too! She couldn't wait to get to know Leiko. She wondered how Leiko's presence would change their lives too. All Tohru knew was that there was never a dull moment in the Sohma family. And in a way, they were her family.

(Well that was REALLY fun to write. And when I say REALLY I mean REALLY. XD yeah, so I had a lot of fun with that and I'm working on the next chapter. I hope to have it up, as well as several of my stories updated soon. What did you think? Love or hate, please review. I'm going to try to support as many pairings as I can in this series. I already have most of it planned out in my head XP)