Hello fellow 39 clues fans! First of all I want to dedicate this chapter to 2whitie who lent me the idea of the 39 clues rules! Who, if you guys are fans of Artemis Fowl I recommened you go there and look for her rules fic for Artemis fowl! It is amazingly funny! Now on that note today I got a 39 clues book mark! ^.^ It is freaking epic! Now I have a bookmark and a backpack! Lol I might want to do the disclaimer now correct?

*Pulls name out of hat*

Me:Axel! You are our lucky winner do the disclaiming!

Axel:Why me? I'm being lazy today.

Me:Exactly! Now do the disclaimer!

Axel:I don't even know what the 39 clues are!

Me: I don't care! I well send dymex after you!

Axel: I well set you on fire.

Me:Dance water dance! Muhahaha which means he can put it out!

Axel:*Grumbles* Fine Paperclip Chick does not own the thirty nine clues or me thank the lord.

Me: I heard that!

Axel: Goodbye *Snaps*

"Jonah Wizard just got done at a conert and was walking down the streets of Boston. He was completly alone and hoplessly bored. He watched as cars passed, teens kissed, and dogs chased cats. He turned into an ally when a man came around. He was going to jump him!

He did the first thing that came to mind as he saw a bunch of fans walk down the street.

"OMFMCCIC IT'S JONAH WIZARD!"

The girls ran at him, knocking the guy down and Jonah slipped out of there as he heard a few screams of a grown man."

Jonah smiled and put down the newspaper, he looked around at all the clue hunters. Well the teens/kids anyway.

"Wow Jonah, you needed fangirls to fight him?" Natalie said, blowing at her freashly painted nails.

"Hey! It was my first instict!"

"Wow, again. Janus then again aren't known for thier strength." Hamilton commented.

"Exactly!" Jonah replied.

"Jonah, what were you going to do in an ally anyway?" Amy asked.

"That is an excellent question!"

Silence. More silence.

"Amy, add that to the rules!" Dan said from across the table.

"Alrighty!" She pulled out her note book from her bag. "Penciel?"

"Here you go love." Ian smirked.

She rolled her eyes. "Do not underistimate Jonah's fangirls!" She said writting the last letter.

"Don't worry been there and done that!" Hamilton said wincing at the memory.

Sinead smirked and looked at the rules, well the ones so far. "Oh awesome. Five rules, 'never wear shoes you can't run in, or atleast walk?' Whats that for?"

The Kabras and Cahills looked at each other and Ian said. "That is a question I am not eligable to answer untill further notice."

Everyone stared at him blankly.

"It's a long story." Dan said.

"We got time." Madison, Reagen, Ned and Ted all said. (A/N woah that rymed!)

Silence.

"DISTRACTION!" Dan yelled

"Where!"

That was Amy's and Ian's chance to sneak out of there.

Don't forget! Tuesday is National Cahill made up day! :o) Hope you gusy like this by thee way