Opening Note: I Do Not Own Hellsing or it's characters at all. So basically this is a fanfic series I wanted to write for awhile about Seras Victoria, writing her funny thoughts about the events in Hellsing in her POV while the fabulous forsome (Integra, Walter, Pip, and Alucard), will they give their reactions to Seras's comments about the recent events in Hellsing.

"Secrets are made to be found out with time."-Charles Sanford

Intro:

"I feel terrible for doing this." Walter announced with a sigh as he opened the chamber doors of Seras Victoria's bedroom with one of keys.

Click.

The Hellsing Butler opened the door slightly while the other figure next to him walked past him and entered the young Draculina's room

"Okay I know this is kinda wrong in so many levels but we are doing this for her own good! "

Captain Pip Bernadotte reasoned while immediately walking around the bedroom to look for anything out of the ordinary.

Walter shook his head.

"I understand we are both concerned about Miss Victoria's lately but isn't this a little extreme? I mean breaking into a young woman's bedroom without her permission in order to get some evidence the cause of her recent gloomy behavior?"

Pip laughed as he saw the butler's face. Clearly he was sweating and nervous about trespassing into a young vampire's bedroom and was thinking about the scolding Seras will give him.

"Really, Mr. Walter. You should lighten up. She'll never know we were here! " Pip started as he looked inside the desk drawer. "Besides, you know she won't tell us what's wrong cause she thinks in her pretty little head of hers, that she is a burden."

"Still…" Walter began but was stopped when the Pip held out his hand.

"Mr. Walter, Just think of it this way. The sooner we find the reason for Seras's sudden sadness, the sooner we will be able to help her smile again."

The Angel of Death considered the mercenary's logic and then grinned. "If you don't mind me saying, Mr. Bernadotte…You have a sneaky way of thinking but you're right. It does make an old man very sad to see such a lovely young lady, sulking around Hellsing without telling anyone what's wrong."

Pip grinned and smacked Walter's back. "Good! Now I wonder were it is…"

"It what? Are you looking for something specific?" Walter asked as he now saw Pip lifting the tiny circular rug up on the floor.

Pip nodded. "A diary."

Walter blinked. "A diary? Of course…Wait. How do we even know Miss Victoria even has a diary?"

"OH SHE DOES ALRIGHT HAHAHAHAHA"

Both men gave out a yelp and flinched as they turned to see shadows appearing at the wall, and out came the infamous No Life King, Alucard. He gave a wicked grin to the two men.

"Good Evening Gentlemen. To what do I owe the pleasure of having you enter my servant's bedroom chamber?"

Walter slightly blushed and coughed while a scarlet-faced Pip shuddered at the Alucard.

"The Hell! We were just uh…wait a second! What makes YOU have the right to enter into Seras's room?" Bernadotte nervously countered back as he took a few steps back away from Alucard.

Alucard walked toward Seras's coffin."Well, I am her master by blood. You know, the one who gave her eternal life. Besides, I'm practically the only family she has, so I guess you can say I am like her new vampire daddy."

Both Walter and Pip shook their head at the thought of Alucard being fatherly. The No Life King pulled open the coffin and then smiled he lifted his fledging's neatly folded blanket that had a huge stuffed teddy bear in the center. He lifted the bear and saw a medium sized baby pink journal with a tiny heart shaped lock. On center of the diary, was a white little cat that, contained two black eyes, a tiny yellow nose, three black whiskers on each side of her cheeks, and apparently the adorable white cat was mouth less.

The only difference to this familiar cat was that instead of the usual red or pink bow on the left side of its ear, Seras drew some black wings and in the center she added in an "S". Alucard laughed at the fact, this was how she choose this kitty to symbolize for her human nickname "kitten" when she was in the police force; but also added in the bat wings to symbolize her vampire self. Maybe she did enjoyed being a vampire a little after all.

'Typical, of my childish servant to get something so cute and girly.'

"Found it." Alucard lazily stated as he lifted the diary in front of the men. "Now let's see why my little draculina is upset. Normally I would have already found out but I haven't seen her that much lately due to our missions and now I'm resort to do my research like a human. How sad and yet a little entertaining at the same time don't you agree?"

Pip blinked. "How did you know-"

"Super hearing as well as telepathic powers." Walter interrupted as he shook his head.

They both came forward and smiled at pink journal.

"Alright!" Pip shouted. "Let's open up it up and see what's going on with the Mignonette."

They all gathered together at Seras's dinner table that was in side of the room. They all set in the chairs and placed the diary in the middle. They all stared at the cute pink diary for a moment.

"It seems as if we do not have the heart shape locket key to open Miss Victoria's diary. " Walter pointed out even though it was pretty obvious.

Pip smacked his forehead and groaned. "Grrreeeaaat. Now what?"

"You fools, you forget who's right here!" Alucard stated as one his shadows began to appear out in front of the diary.

Immediately, the shadow went inside the heart shaped lock and wiggled inside hard enough for the lock to open. All of them smiled for a moment and as Alucard opened the book. Before any of them could read the first page, the chamber door swung open.

"What is the bloody meaning of this?" Integra asked with a grim expression on her faced at the three men who were huddled together library.

"MASTER!" Alucard clapped as he burst into hysterical laughter. "You're just in time."

"In time for what?" Integra asked as her eyebrows raised an eyebrow while walking toward the three men.

"Walter? Captain Bernadotte? What on earth-I was looking for you two. What the bloody hell is going on here and why are you in Seras's bedroom? You do realize she's on a solo mission and this is indeed an invasion of her privacy. Oh god…Please do not even tell me you all are stealing and observing her unmentionables. "

Both Walter and Pip blushed and sulked into their chairs at the fact Integra would even suggest such a thing (but mostly upset for not thinking of doing that in the first place). Alucard however gave a perverted grin while his wiggled his eyebrows to Integra, which made her scoff.

"What a wonderful idea, my master! But I'm afraid you are got something very interesting in our hands." Alucard replied.

Integra blinked and then sarcastically added. "Oh, Really? What is it? Do tell. I'm quivering with anticipation."

Alucard merely smiled and stood up to offer his master a seat. He gave her a slight flirtatious look, which made Integra roll her eyes. She walked forward and sat in the chair while Alucard pulled another chair out as he sat down. Integra looked in front of her and noticed a pink journal. Immediately, she knew this is was Seras Victoria's diary since merely by the appearance of it.

"A diary? Not only any diary…Seras's diary? All right, what's going on? Why are we trespassing into Seras's room, sitting in her table, with her diary in the center of it?"

The men looked at each other for a moment until Alucard and Pip both faced the Hellsing Butler. He sighed in defeat and then began.

"Sir Integra." Walter started. "We all are here today because we are concerned with Miss. Victoria. I'm sure you have noticed her odd behavior for the past two weeks. Every time we confronted her, she laughs it off and "assures" us that nothing is wrong. Though clearly there is something wrong. We are hoping to find the cause of this in order to help her with whatever is bothering her."

Integra nodded. "I see. Yes well. I won't deny I haven't noticed Seras's attitude lately. Still…Is this how you all decided to solver the problem? By breaking into her room and snooping around her personal space for some clues. Not mention, snooping inside her diary? "

The iron maiden's glasses flashed for a moment as she gave them a dead pan expression.

"Well it's no wonder you all are still single. Clearly you have no idea to approach a troubled woman properly. This whole thing is ridiculous and pathetic."

Integra's words hit them all hard (especially Walter) and the atmosphere became a gloomy one. Integra could have sworn she saw faint rain clouds raining in the men for a dramatic effect.

She closed her eyes and began blowing out the smoke from her cigar.

"But as ridiculously pathetic this is, I'm afraid this is the only way we can find out what is wrong with Seras. I, myself, demanded to know what was wrong with her but she flat changes the subject and has been avoiding me lately because of that. "

"Fine, Fine. We'll- Wait. You want us to read her diary?" Pip and Walter asked their eyes widened. "I thought you just said-"

"Are you sure, my master? Think about this very carefully. Because once we open the cover, there's no turning back…" Alucard interrupted.

The No Life King glanced at Integra who was lighting her cigarette again. "So… What are your final orders, my master?"

Suddenly, the cigar began to slightly turn into ashes in the front and fell into the table and Integra's blue eyes flashed with anger as she slammed Sera's table with tremendous force.

"HOW DARE YOU FOR QUESTIONING MY RESOLVE. I ALREADY GAVE YOU MY MARCHING ORDERS SOLDIERS. SEARCH AND REPORT. SEARCH AND REPORT! WE MUST READ THIS DIARY COVER TO COVER ALOUD! STARTING WITH THE FIRST PAGE! HELLSING DOES NOT RUN AWAY FROM OUR COMERADES. READ IT ALL! MAKE SURE TO LEAVE NOT A BLOODY WORD OUT FROM THIS BOOK!"

Integra breathed heavily as Alucard hysterically laughed. For some reason Walter felt awkward and had déjà vu while Pip felt as if his soul flew out of his body for a moment and then shivered at how ominous his new boss was when questioned about her orders.

After a few minutes, everyone settled down.

"Now then." Integra started as she gave a small smile. "If you all may. I prefer to read second."

Pip gave a huge grin to his new boss and then turned to Alucard. "You heard the boss's orders Mister Alucard. Let's open the first page and read it aloud! Starting with you Alucard. "

Walter nodded in silence as a small smile crept into his face.

"Alright." Alucard replied as he opened the book slowly.

On the first page, contained clear page. He grunted and turned to the next and smiled.

He then read out loud. "Table of Contents"

Walter and Integra chuckled on how adorable Seras was to even write that on the top of the page like a little elementary student.

"What the hell?" Pip commented as he laughed. "You are lying!"

Alucard smiled as he turned the book in front of them. At this point no one even tried to hide their laughter as they saw in big black letters, "Table of Contents" that was designed in cutesy block letters.

"Wait a second…look at the list. She added titles." Integra pointed out the smile disappearing.

Pip leaned in for a closer look. "She's right."

"Not just any titles. There-" Walter added as his eyes widened with curiosity.

Alucard chuckled. "Some of them are titled with our names."

Table of Contents

1."Memento Mori"-Prologue

2. Master Alucard

3. Hellsing

4. Mission/Father Anderson

5. Adjusting

6. Mr. Walter

7. Valentine Brothers

8. Sir Integra Hellsing

9. Captain Bernadotte

10. Museums

11. Coffins/Dreams

12. The Brazilian Battle

13. Conference Meeting/ The Queen/ Schrodinger!

14. What the F-F-Frack? Vampire Nazis?

15. Blood…Blood…Blood…

16. Feelings

17. Family

"Well this is gonna be a little interesting." Alucard stated. "Shall we go in order or-?"

"In order please." Integra demanded trying to not sound eager.

Pip nodded. "Fine with me. You Mr. Walter?"

"Of course." Walter stated as he fixed his monocle.

"Well then, let's begin shall we?" Alucard announced as he turned to the page for the prologue chapter.

"Prologue: Memento Mori-Always remember you mortality."

To be continued.

Note: Lmao Oh you know Integra so wanted to read Seras's diary as much as the other guys. As for the order's scene, I love, love, LOVE that scene so much in the ova and manga I just had to add in here (Of course, with a few minor adjustments. XD) Pip and Walter! Tehehe I love those guys. And who can we forget Alucard! :D

tehehe Hello Kitty makes an appearance! XD

This fanfic will also explore many things like her views on Alucard, Integra, Walter, and Pip. She will also talk about all the enemies as well (like Father Anderson, Enrica Maxwell, Schrodinger, and many more. I want this to be kinda of a funny and light fanfic series. So I hope you enjoy!

I hope you enjoyed the intro and stay tuned for the next chapter.