Title: Mommy's Diary

Author: Midsummersunshine

Pairing: Whitebeard/Marco

Rating: K+ … I think there's nothing dangerous here. Except the side-effect.

Genre: Parody, humor.

Disclaimer: Characters are Oda's. I'm just using them for my own stupidity.

Warning: Crack and just crack. Please don't use your logic 8D

A/N: Yeah, I supposed to write the continuation for Great Escape Tactic and Children of the Sun. But whatever...

I hope you enjoy this WB pirates AU happy family story = u =)/

Preamble

Once upon a time, in a far far away, lived a little happy family in a sperm whale shaped house. The father was known as the strongest man in the world and the mother was a blue burning bird—

"I'M NOT A BLUE BURNING BIRD YOU STUPID NARRATOR!"

Ouch.

*cough cough*

—and the mother was the happiest man alive.

The parents were gifted with fifteen sons and nothing could shred the family's happiness. Nothing, but an envious neighbor...

(tbc)