Fangirlgonesupernova: don't you dare say any-

Nick: why the heck are you starting a new story? You barely update your other one on time!

Me: you will shut up before I get Dutch in here!

Nick; fine, who will do the disclaimer?

Me: Ichigo! Get you lazy butt in here!

Ichigo: yeah, yeah, fangirlgonesupernova owns nothing at all. If she did it would be a horrific tragedy for the cast.

Me: roll film!

Chapter one

Should I label these?

Girl: I feel like starting something.

Guy: why? You're too busy already!

Girl: I don't care; I can never be too busy! Now let's begin! *the room they're in illuminates showing a stage with two couches, some chairs, and a desk with two chairs behind it* ok! Welcome to mail time with the mews! Now, for the mews! *a light appears above the stage and the aliens fall down, Pai and Deep blue in chairs, Kish and Taruto on the couches, and blue knight on his butt*

Blue knight: WHAT THE HECK? Wait a sec… why am I the only one who fell on my butt?

Girl: because someone has to sit cross-legged on the floor. And I missed; I thought Taruto would land on the floor. Let's continue. *out of the light the three normal (semi-normal anyways) fall, ryou onto the couch Taruto is on, keiichiro in a chair, Masaya on the ground face first, his neck snaps* wow. He fails at life. *Masaya stands up* ok, now we have to get the mews in! *the mews fall from the light, pudding lands next to Taruto, Ichigo lands on the couch next to Kish, lettuce falls onto ryou, knocking the wind out of him*

Lettuce: *blushes and stands up* s-sorry! *goes and sits on the ground next to the couch*

Ryou: I'm fine…

Guy: we're missing someone.

Girl: I know! She's at a fashion show!

Guy: oh, you're waiting till she goes backstage?

Girl: nope! Until she gets in the front, the timing has to be ju- now! *Zakuro falls out of the light and into the chair Pai is in, he catches her*

Zakuro: *blushes, then realizes she just disappeared then reappeared in the air then fell from the sky* *stands up* WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED? I WAS AT A FASHION SHOW! *she's wearing a black dress*

Pai: *just realized that Zakuro landed on his lap a second ago* *blushes* Yeah! I was- oh crap! I was steering a spaceship!
Kish: uh oh… you don't think *the ship crashes through the roof*

Girl: hey! No landing spaceships on my building! *the ship disappears and the roof is repaired* jeez… ok, is everyone here *says in a softer voice, as if talking to self* deep blue, Zakuro, Masaya, ryou, *says in normal voice* ok! I'm done! It's time to introduce how this is going to work! I am your host, but before you meet me, here's my skeptic friend nick! *the guy who was talking previously walks out, he has orange hair with black tips, he's wearing black cargo shorts and red tee-shirt*

Nick: *sighs* why am I even here?

Girl: BECAUSE I NEEDED A SKEPTIC! Now, to introduce myself, I am you super powered hostess, TORCH! *the girl walks in, she has short electric blue hair, cloudy blue eyes, and she is wearing blue jean cutoffs, a black tee shirt, tennis shoes, and she has a necklace with a silver pendant hanging on a black thread*

Ichigo: so why are we here "torch"?

Torch: fan mail! You guys will respond! Ok, so people, send in your mail! Each week I'll have a different co-host! See you all later! Bye bye!

Me: so the way this works is you guys send in reviews with short to medium letters to the cast of TMM, most pairings are allowed (although I support ryou/lettuce, Zakuro/Pai, Ichigo/Kish, and Taruto/pudding.) but no yaoi! Ok? Ok. Now, send in mail people!

Nick: no one will

Me: that's what you said about my truth or dare. And Livvykitty reviewed!

Nick: and now you have to write sixteen page chapters

Me: so? ok see you later!