"Count off!"

"Uno~"

"Ni"

"Good. Then we'll start today's training."

Italy nodded eagerly. It was so fun to train like this with Japan and Germany. Sure, Ludwig made Feliciano run sometimes, and that was always hard. But other times, Italy learned what to do in the face of danger, he learned how to correctly throw grenades, and he learned that just because big brother France is nice, that doesn't mean to follow him home just because he promised pasta.

"- and that covers what you should do when- ... ITALY ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION!"

Italy flinched. "UWAAH NO I'M SORRY DON'T HURT ME!" Germany could be so scary when he got mad. Sometime it seemed that it took everything Italy had just to keep him in a good mood.

Germany pinched the bridge of his nose "You NEED to pay attention to this, It will bring me piece of mind, and you'll bring less trouble to everyone around you. I know that this is not the most exciting thing you've ever done but-"

"HEEEEEY~ WEEEEESSSST~!"

Feliciano smiled. Gilbert was always fun to be around, Even if he annoyed Ludwig like no one could.

Germany sighed and turned around "Ja, what is it Bruder?"

A silver haired, red eyed man appeared from around the corner. "Kesesese~ Guess what Canada told me!"

Ludwig's stern face went from a look of irritation to a look of pure confusion. "...who?"

Prussia frowned. "You know, Canada... That America guy's bruder... Uh... Doesn't stand out much... Likes that hockey thing and... Maple syrup..."

"Ah... the 'magical maple syrup man', as you seem to call him... anyway.. what did he say?"

"Kesesese~ he invited me to go camping over at his place, and he said I could drag you guys along to!"

"VEH~!" Feliciano began jumping up and down. "You mean I get to come? That sound's like so much fun! Germany! Please let us go Germany! PLEEEAAAASSE!" He looked at Ludwig, His chocolate honey eyes shining with excitement.

Germany rubbed his chin. "Well... as long as you keep up with your training, I can't see any harm in it... and it is the summer time so I suppose it would be warm enough..." He looked over to Italy and Japan. "Well.. How long would we be there?"

"A Whole AWESOME week! Filled with swimming and cabins and marshmallow roasting and awesomeness. We can leave tomorrow, by plane!"

Germany closed his eyes and scratched the back of his head. "Ja, alright." He turned back around to Italy and Japan "Listen up. Training is done for today. Go home and get packed, then meet here early in the morning. Understood?"

"Si~"

"Hai"

Germany turned and looked back over to Prussia. "Um... Bruder... am I aloud to bring... Herr stick?"

Italy's face fell. Germany couldn't be serious. He wasn't really going to bring that stupid stick... was he? Feliciano had always tried his best to get rid of that stick... but a new one always seemed to appear when he did. He still didn't understand why Ludwig kept such affection towards a damn branch.

Prussia rolled his eyes. "Ja kleiner bruder. You may bring your stick." Gilbert stopped and burst out laughing.

"Real mature bruder... Gott.. and your the older one..."

"Yeah I'm the older one! Your not awesome enough to be older than me. KESESESESE~"

Gilbert turned around and ran off, looking rather happy.

"Veh... Germany, your... your not really gonna bring that stick... Are you?" Feliciano asked, a superficial smile hiding the worry on his face.

"Ja, Herr stick is coming. Why?"

"N-No reason.."

-Authors Note-

SUP? This crack came about during a Camping trip I had with my friend, her sister and their cousin. This is just the Prologue, so make sure to stay for more crack~

Oh, and things will eventually turn toward the Yaoi side, So stay patient.

-Sakue Sayuri