DISCLAIMER: I don't own Victorious. But I do own my personality :D

[Cat and Jade are sitting at a lunch table. Cat is braiding Jade's hair.]

"Don't pull too hard!" Jade said.

"I won't," Cat assured her, unmoved by Jade's harsh tone. "Do you want a French braid?"

"Sure. I guess French people owe me that much," Jade mumbled.

"What did France do to you?" Cat asked.

"I'm banned from France, because I-" Jade looked at Cat. "Nothing..." Jade said. "You're pulling, you're pulling, YOU'RE PULLING!"

Cat shrieked and ran away. Jade turned around and shouted. "Cat! Come finish my hair!"

"Okay!" Cat was at her side again, braiding her hair.

Tori walked up with Trina, saying "She's right over here, but why do you-" Trina pushed Tori out of the way and ran over to Jade.

"Jane," Trina began.

"Jade!" Jade snapped.

"Okay, okay! Jade!" Trina said offendedly. "I have to write this stupid story for my playwriting class about a scary witch. So, I decided to write about you!" Trina said happily.

"What?" Jade whipped her head around. "Ow!" She rubbed her head.

"Well, you're scary and weird, so I thought, well who better than you? So can I ask you some questions about your childhood?"

"I hated my childhood!" Jade retorted.

Tori walked up. "Her favorite toy was a hammer."

"Anyway, maybe I could ask you, I don't know, your favorite things, and your... Why are you looking at me like that?"

There was a silence for a moment. "Trina," Jade began calmly. "I'm going to count to three, and if you're not gone when I'm done, I will grab you and throw you into a-" Jade's voice was muffled by a burrito. Beck had walked up and shoved it in her mouth.

"I know that line, and it's not a nice one," Beck told them.

Cat nodded. "She said it to Beck's ex-girlfriend."

Jade spat it out, gave Beck a dirty look, and stood up in front of Trina, pointing to another table. "Go," She said slowly and loudly.

"But I need you to-"

"GO!"

"OKAY!" Trina whined.

Tori came and sat down. "So how has YOUR day been?"

"Good!" Cat exclaimed and rocked on her toes, putting her hands up excitedly.

"Hair, hair!" Jade shouted.

Cat put her hands down. "Sorry."

"Mine's been bad," André walked up. His hair was shot up and charred, as was his face.

"Oh my god, what happened?" Tori shrieked.

"Dude, you look like an overcooked marshmallow!" Jade remarked.

"Oh, I love marshmallows!" Cat smiled.

André looked at her. "I'm glad!" He shouted.

"Don't yell at me!" Cat cried out.

Robbie walked up. "Hey baby," He smiled and hugged her from behind. She giggled and looked at him.

"Hey Robbie!" Cat smiled.

"Whoa, André looks like a burnt marshmallow!" Robbie exclaimed.

"Anybody wanna know why?" André shouted. "My electric piano locker shorted out when I opened it, and it shocked me!"

"Oh my god!" Tori said.

"Are you alright, man?" Beck asked.

"Yeah! Thanks for asking!" André said sarcastically. "And now I have to have a technician come fix my locker before I can open it again!"

"When can he come?" Jade asked.

"In three days! Three days!" André shouted.

"That's a long time," Cat nodded.

Jade looked at them. She took a puzzle box out of her purse and gave it to Robbie. "You two can go do this together somewhere else, okay?"

"Okay!" Cat exclaimed. She and Robbie walked off to another table.

"So, what are you gonna do?" Tori asked.

"You have to get your books out tomorrow." Beck said.

"I know! How am I gonna study for that big test tomorrow?" André asked.

"There's gonna be a study group at my house tonight. We can spare some books." Tori said.

"Great! I'll be there!" André exclaimed.

"Me too," Beck said. Jade made an offended sound. He looked at her. "I have to study."

"Then I'm coming, too."

"No!" Tori said quickly.

"Why?" Jade shouted.

"Because you break things!" Tori exclaimed. "Everything!"

"So?"

Jade looked helplessly at Beck. He looked at Tori. "Please?" He asked.

Tori looked at Jade, who waved at her. She looked at Beck, then André. "Alright, fine! But you're keeping her on a leash!"

"WHAT?" Jade's eyes grew huge.

"A leash!" Tori demanded.

Cat and Robbie ran up to the table, holding hands. "We can't find the last piece."

"IMAGINE IT!" Jade shouted.

Robbie turned Cat around and they walked away quickly.

[Everyone is in the hallways.]

"I need a ride. My car is at the shop," Jade said.

"Why can't you ride with Beck?" Tori asked.

"Because he's taking André, Cat and Robbie. So, A: I hate Robbie, and B: There wouldn't be any room anyway. Anybody else driving there?"

"I am, but I have a full ride. The only person with room is-" Tori began.

Jade knew who she meant. "Oh no, oh no no no no..."

"Please, go with Trina! Keep her company so I don't have to!" Tori begged.

"Why should I? I'm not sure I'm even coming!"

Tori's eyes narrowed. "Oh yes you are. Because you wouldn't dare leave Beck alone with all those girls at my house, would you?"

Jade stared angrily for a minute. "Just go get your stupid sister," She grumbled.

"Woo-hoo!" Tori cheered.

[Over near Robbie's locker was Cat and Beck.]

"Ready to go guys?" Beck asked.

"Ready Teddy!" Robbie smiled at Cat.

"What's THAT supposed to mean?" Cat shrieked.

"Nothing, Cat. It's just that Teddy rhymes with Ready."

"Oh, okay! I'm Ready... Yeti!" Cat smiled.

"Alright, then," Beck nodded.

Cat giggled. "Ready Yeti!"

[Over near André's locker was André and a teacher.]

"Please, can you find somebody to fix my locker by tomorrow? I'll need my books for the test!" André begged.

"And I need a tissue. Excuse me," The teacher walked away.

André looked at him in disbelief. "Alright then! You go get your tissue!" He shouted.

"Stop saying that WORD!" Jade stomped to the door with Trina running behind her.