WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THE PROMO OR DON'T KNOW WHAT SONGS THEY'RE GOING TO SING IN EPISODE 2. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. :)

I was so inspired to write a fic based on the next episode, "I Am Unicorn". Seeing the promo, this new idea came out of nowhere and I found myself writing this and BAM! A new fic was born.

Some important things to know: Finn and Kurt are, as in my other fics, are biological brothers. I am a big shipper of their brother-ness. I also like the idea of them being biological/blood bros. I don't know why. I'm weird. Okay, anyway... Finn and Rachel are a couple. So are Kurt and Blaine but something will happen and they 'take a break' from each other. I'm not telling you what is going to happen to mentioned pairings in the end. Also, yes, there will be Hummelberry. Romantic Hummelberry. Don't like? Don't read.

If you wish to continue, you may do so.

DISCLAIMER: I am not Ryan Murphy. Therefore I don't have the power to make something happen with a snap of my fingers. Therefore, I didn't create Nip/Tuck. Therefore, I didn't move on and started to create a new idea that would later turn out to be a worldwide phenomenon. In short, no, I don't own GLEE.

Enjoy and review! Every review is like a magic brownie waiting to be enjoyed with delight. :)


"You sound like Dianna Ross and you dress like you own a magic chocolate factory."

Kurt lay in bed, thinking about what his father had said when he told him that he was going to audition for Tony in their school's production of West Side Story. It was haunting him. Not only is he competing against his own brother and Blaine, but his father told him (indirectly) that he doesn't stand a chance. It hurt him. But it only made him more determined to secure that role and show everyone that he can and will be able to play Tony with much gusto. Oh, he's got this covered.

The following morning, Burt had made breakfast for his boys and placed their plates with scrambled egg, bacon, and bread on the table.

"Finn! Kurt! Breakfast!" he yelled. It wasn't long before Finn went to the dining room, his hair still wet from the shower.

"Where's your brother?" Burt asked him, wiping his hands on his apron. Finn poured himself some juice as he shrugged. "Probably still doing his facial stuff or something."

That was odd. Usually, Kurt was the first one on the table.

About 5 minutes later, Kurt arrived in the dining room and sat down opposite Finn.

"Hey man, what took you so lo—"

Finn could not believe what he was seeing.

Kurt wasn't wearing any of his usual clothes.

His hair wasn't neatly gelled back like it usually is.

Oh, god, is this even Kurt?

"Dude?"

Kurt was wearing a white collared shirt with thin blue stripes and black denim pants. Finn could swear he was wearing Converse shoes, too.

"What… what are you wearing?" Finn said, placing his fork down and turning to his brother to take a good look.

"You know, it's weird how much clothes I have in my closet and never realized that I had this." Kurt said, sipping his juice and beginning his breakfast. Finn just shrugged to himself, thinking that Kurt's just probably going through a 'phase' or something.

It'll probably over soon enough.


Wednesday morning at McKinley was still the same. Well, except for the sight of one Kurt Hummel wearing normal clothes. Everyone turned to look at him. Even the girls gave him double takes. But he didn't need to impress them. He only needed to impress three people: Emma, Coach Beiste, and Artie.

Today was the day of the auditions. Kurt headed to the auditorium by himself, looking as confident as ever. He headed backstage where the others were. One look and Blaine immediately walked towards Kurt, not understanding what he was doing, wearing clothes that he had never worn before.

"Whoa, what is this?" Blaine said, smiling. Kurt didn't show any sign of amusement whatsoever. He simply lifted his head and sat down on a chair, clearly showing that he didn't care what other people say. He had no fucks to give.

"What do you mean?" he asked, Blaine, raising an eyebrow.

"Your outfit. It's so… not you." Blaine replied, sliding his hands in his pockets and shrugging. Kurt nodded.

"Oh. Okay. So now you can tell me who I am and who I'm not. Okay. Cool." He said and stood up. He honestly didn't want to speak to anyone right now and just headed to the backstage bathroom to cool off. Confused, Blaine followed after him.

"I'm sorry, what did I do?" Blaine said, kind of pissed. He thought that if Kurt was going to get mad at him for something, he should at least elaborate a bit more about what he's getting angry about.

Kurt turned on the faucet and started washing his hands. He hoped that feeling the cold water running on his hands would cool his head off. Or his temper.

"You're always so full of yourself, aren't you, Blaine? You think that you're the best in this town and that you deserve all the solos in the fucking songbook of the history of songs." He paused, composing himself. "You think that just because you're always the lead, that you get to judge everyone else and tell them who they are, don't you? You think you always know every story. I'm tired of it, Blaine. Look, I know you get all the solos at Dalton. You're the front man. You're always the lead. But I want a shot at this, too. And no one's telling me no." he said and stormed off, leaving Blaine speechless.

"Finn Hummel!" Emma called out with much joy and anticipation evident in her face. She settled herself comfortably in her seat as Finn came out to the stage with a nervous look on his face.

"Hi, I'm Finn Hummel and I'll be auditioning for Tony." He said, even though he clearly didn't need to say his name, given that Emma already announced it.

Finn sang "Maria", which was transposed about two keys higher. His tenor voice fitted the song perfectly. He really nailed it, hitting the notes perfectly. Beiste, Emma, and Artie loved it. They called on the next to audition, which was Blaine.

Blaine looked incredibly confident as he stepped up to the stage, head held high. He sang "Something's Coming", earning nods from the trio of directors. He putted much life to the song and it had amused them. After the song, he took a great big bow and the trio applauded for him. They think they already found their man. They weren't really expecting Kurt to show something as brilliant as that because they know that he'll probably sing something from 'Funny Girl' or something like that. They didn't really think he'd stand a chance against Finn or Blaine. But they wouldn't tell him that.

Which is why they were ready to pretend like they were paying attention when he steps up to the stage.

But of course, they didn't have to pretend to listen anymore because when they saw Kurt walk on that stage, they were all ears.

"I'll be auditioning for Tony." He said, and waited for the directors to absorb what they were seeing. He did this for them. He wanted to impress them. Which is why he brought his A-Game. He originally intended to sing "I'm the Greatest Star" from Funny Girl, but he figured that if he wanted to secure this role, he needed to be Tony even if it still was auditions. He felt like he needed to show them how 'Tony' he can be. He needed to show them his capabilities as a singer and an actor. He wanted to show them than he doesn't only sing female showtunes. He can be anything he wants to be. Which is why he chose to sing 'Somewhere'.

The directors immediately were shocked when they heard the first few notes of the song. He's singing it. He's really going to sing it. Can he do it? Can he nail it? Can he beat Finn and Blaine to be Tony?

They didn't expect him to do well in this song. But then again, some expectations are wrong.

And so they were.

He was so perfect in that song. He just proved to them that he can reach low notes as well. Although the song was transposed to two keys higher, it isn't that high and it still sounded magnificent. They could feel how much heart he has put into this. They were genuinely moved by his performance.

When he finished singing the last word and the last note of the song, he felt tears coming up in his eyes. But he tried his best to stop them. Still, he looked like he was about to cry. And so did the directors.

"Thank you for auditioning. We'll let you know tomorrow morning. We'll be posting the results on the bulletin board." Emma said.

He turned around and smiled to himself.

All he could do is that hope that he'll get this part.


Thursday morning.

Rachel headed straight towards the bulletin board upon arriving at the school. She was one of the very few early students and therefore had the privilege to see the list before anybody else. She wanted to know who was going to play her character's love interest.

As she walked towards the bulletin board, she couldn't help but think that Finn was probably the one who got the part. The directors know their relationship and would probably pick her boyfriend to play the part of her character's lover. Just so it wouldn't be too awkward.

She was also considering Blaine. Mainly because he's an amazing singer and his reputation of being a front man can really benefit the play if he's going to play the male lead.

But when she came to look at the list, he face fell.

It was someone who she had not expected at all. No, it wasn't Finn. Or Blaine. Nor was it Mike.

It was none other than Kurt.


Just so we're clear... no, I'm not entirely sure if Blaine is going to sing "Something's Coming" (but someone is going to sing this on the show) so for the sake of this fic, I just mentioned that he auditioned with this song. But hey, we didn't know that Lindsay was going to sing "Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do" either, right? Also, no, Finn isn't going to sing "Maria". But they didn't specify what he was going to sing, too. So I just improvised and made him sing it in this fic. And... "Somewhere" will be on GLEE but it will not be sung by Kurt. It will be by Rachel and Shelby! Just for those who didn't know. :)

I hope you enjoyed this fic! I will be writing more chapters! I can't wait! My first ever Hummelberry fic! 3