A/N: If Kingdom Hearts was a movie or a sitcom or something, this is how I personally would picture it. My brief interpretation.

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Tetsuya Nomura walked down the halls of his studio, in a happy mood. He had his Frozen Hot Chocolate from Dunkin' Donuts, he was wearing his fancy director's barrette, and Johnny Depp just friended him on Facebook.

He entered the shooting room, (the room where they were shooting Kingdom Hearts, not actual...yeh, I think you get the idea), sat down in his director's seat, set his drink down, picked up his bullhorn, and began to do his job.

"EVERYBODY ALL SET?" he screamed into the bullhorn. Sora, who was lying on the set, nodded his head. Kairi, who was standing behind him, waved, and Riku, who was waiting at the side of the set, gave him a thumbs up.

"ACTION!"

Take 1

Sora lay on the shore of Destiny Islands, fast asleep. When he woke, he sat up, yawned, and then sat back down—only to find Kairi staring right back at him.

"Whoa!" he cried, surprised. He sat right back up. Kairi giggled. "Gimme a break, Kairi," said Sora.

Kairi crossed her arms. "Sora, you lazy ass!"

"CUT!"

Kairi and Sora looked up in unison, shocked that they had been interrupted.

Nomura flipped through the script frantically, trying to find the part where Kairi was supposed to say the "not nice word."

When he finally found it, he gasped. "Who wrote this script!" he hollered, looking around.

Everyone shifted around uncomfortably. Someone raised their hand. "I did, sir," said a timid voice.

They all turned to a quiet looking man with brown hair. "And what, is your name?" asked Nomura.

"Clasko," said Clasko.

"Clasko, you're fired," growled Nomura.

Clasko hung his head. "Yes, sir," he said, and shuffled out of the room.

Nomura then turned to Kairi. "This is supposed to be for children! You can't say that word!" he said.

"Well, what else am I supposed to say?" asked Kairi.

"Just...improvise!"

Kairi groaned. She hated improvising.

"ACTION!"

Take 2

Sora sat up, yawned, and was about to go back to sleep—when he saw Kairi's face staring at him.

"Whoa!" he cried. Kairi giggled. Sora sat up, and turned to look at her. "Gimme a break, Kairi," he said.

Kairi crossed her arms. "Sora, you lazy butt!"

"CUT!"

They turned to look up again. "What's wrong with that?" shouted Kairi, who did not like being cut off.

Nomura shook his head. "Eh, too crude!" he shouted.

Kairi groaned again, and got ready to do the next take.

Take 5

"Whoa!" cried Sora. He sat up and looked at Kairi. Kairi giggled. "Gimme a break, Kairi," he said.

Kairi crossed her arms. "Sora, you lazy bottom!"

"CUUUUUTT!"

Take 13

"Gimme a break, Kairi," said Sora.

Kairi crossed her arms. "Sora, you lazy rear-end!"

"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!"

Take 20

Kairi crossed her arms. "Sora, you lazy tushie!"

"WHAT THE...WHAT?"

Take 30

Kairi crossed her arms. "Sora, you lazy tokhes!

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN JEWISH!"

Take 45

Kairi crossed her arms. "Sora, you lazy...buttocks?"

"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!" screamed Nomura. He threw up his papers. "Lazy fanny! Lazy cheeks! Say, 'LAZY BUM!' for all I care!" he headed towards the door.

Riku tried to stop him. "Wait, doesn't that mean—"

"CAN IT, HIPSTER!" he screamed, and kept on walking.

Just as he was about to head out the door, his secretary stopped him. "Sir..."

"What ever is it now?" he asked, not thinking that things could get any worse.

"Johnny Depp just un-friended you on Facebook, sir," she said.

"GAAAAAHHHH!" he screamed, and pushed out the door.

So, yeah. That is most likely what would have happened.

Poor Tetsuya Nomura! :(

Thanks for reading! Hope it wasn't ...too weird for ya! Please R/R!