As of now, you should all realize that in reality, I like to write one-shots more than updating my stories. Tsk tsk. Someone needs to slap me, lol.

Summary: When Orihime gets access to the internet, she finds a website ''. She was surprised to see fics of her and Ulquiorra being in a romantic relationship. Even more surprised when she found out about the word 'Lemon'.

This is taking place AFTER the Winter War and in my mind, Orihime revived Ulquiorra by going through the sand and picking up every single piece of his ashes O.o :D Is it odd they have sex at the end? PSssha, NOOO...I mean..damn..they're both horny. So they should get off on each other, RIIIGHT?

Enjoy :)

Orihime's eyes scanned the screen as she read word for word. She was beyond shocked that she was reading this. She was perfectly fine with the 'fluff' which she assumed was some word for some type of mushy romance.

But then she came along to a Lemon? At first, she figured it would just be some type of...'sour' romance? She guessed. Stupid idea, she gets it. Though as she continued to read these stories..

He thrusted his member into her even harder. She clenched onto the man above her, letting out a loud moan. Oh god, it felt so good. She thought. And the sounds that escaped Ulquiorra's mouth were .. sexy.

She blushed softly, and cried out when he hit the tight wall inside of her.

She was so confused. Why would anyone write such absurd stories about her and and her roommate?

Oh great, I'm beginning to sound like Ulquiorra..She thought. And even though she found these stories to be utterly embarrassing, she couldn't help but continue to read on.

"I trust you, Ulquiorra.." She whispered.

So he thrusted past the barrier that blocked his way from pushing any further into her. He melted her scream into a small whimper as he pressed his lips to hers in an open mouth kiss. When he felt her trying to thrust her hips upwards, he took it as her cue to go.

He began to slowly thrust into her, pulling out before pushing back in. He was sure to be gentle, understanding that her human body needed time to relax against his rather large member. Their hips met with every slow thrust and Orihime let out pleasure-filled moans into Ulquiorra's mouth.

Could she possibly lie? No, she couldn't. This story was actually.. turning her on. She was so happy that Ulquiorra was out for the next few hours.

But then again, luck was never on her side.

The door opened and Ulquiorra walked in. "Onna, I need to see the computer." He said.

He was behind her in a second and he noticed how her hand fumbled with the mouse, trying to open a new tab.

"What are you reading?" He said.

"Nothing!" She answered, frantically.

Knowing he wouldn't get an answer of out her this way, he merely reached behind the computer, removing the mouse wire. She slumped, her jaw dropping and she looked up to see Ulquiorra's eyes scanning the screen.

He frowned, dropping his head down to meet her startled gaze.

"Why are you reading such absurd things?" He said, hiding the growing problem below his waist.

"I was just..web searching and came across it."

Ulquiorra could smell a lie a mile away, which is why she knew better than to lie.

Damn..He thought, grabbing Orihime by the arm and pulling her up from the chair.

"What're you doing?" She squeeled.

He pushed her onto the bed.

"I think you understand where this is going to lead to." He said, smirking.

Her eyes widened..but..

But then again..she had been turned on by all of this. What could go wrong if they made someone those stories become reality..?

I think pie is delicious. I'm sick. Mah throat hurts. My nose is stuffy D: And I have a major headache. GRR!