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A/N: This story is a secret. Yep. Actually, it's all dialogue, so I think that's pretty darn fun. I hope it's easy to tell who's talking! I think it makes sense…

Pink

"Angeal?"

"Yes, Genesis?"

"What is that?"

"…Whatever it is, I didn't do it."

"You honestly thought I suspected you?"

"Well…"

"Did Zack do it?"

"That's… actually quite a believable accusation."

"Puppy's gonna be deaaaaad for this one."

"Wait a second! He was in training with me! He couldn't have."

"Then who did?"

"I dunno… it's awfully pink."

"Maybe it was that cadet who always follows the puppy around."

"You kidding? That kid doesn't seem like he has a death wish."

"What's his name, anyway?"

"Cloud."

"…the heck?"

"…yeah, I don't really know."

"Wait! Was it Kunsel!"

"Kunsel isn't that stupid."

"…Reno is."

"You have a point there."

"I think it was either him or the fan clubs."

"Unless… he did it to himself."

"Agh! This calls for an intervention!"

"You said it."

"Genesis… Angeal…"

"Sephiroth… oh… he woke up."

"Way to state the obvious, Gen. Oh, and good morning, Sephiroth."

"Answer me this, you two."

"I think we know what you're gonna ask…"

"Why in the world is my hair bright pink?"

"Actually, I think it's more of a pastel pink. Very feminine, Sephy."

"Genesis!"

"Did you two do this!"

"No way! How could you ever suspect us, Sephiroth! That hurts… right here…"

"Well, we have been discovered at the scene of the crime, Genesis."

"But still!"

"Actually, Sephiroth, we were trying to figure out who it was just now."

"Well, when you do, I shall skewer them. For now, I'm going back to sleep."

"I think if Reno begs enough, I might save his backside."

"Agreed."