The end is near. 2019 is the year I finally wrap this up. Enjoy!


Chichi, Goku, and Bulma were at lunch eating as they waited for Krillin to return. Bulma tried her hardest to ignore the dirty looks Vegeta kept sending her from the other side of the lunch room. Chichi was in the middle of giving Goku one of those dreamy lovey dovey looks while she sighed contently. "So Goku," She began now looking up to him with a light blush on her cheeks. "What are we going to do for this Saturday?"

Goku stopped stuffing his face to give Chichi a very confused look. "We have plans on Saturday? I haven't really thought of anything to do," he answered before shoveling another pound of food down his throat. Chichi instantly became furious and crushed the soda can she held in her hand.

"Don't tell me you forgot!" She screamed causing everyone who was nearby to cover their ears. Krillin chose this moment to approach the table but immediately backed away from the growling Chichi who looked as if she would burst any moment. Goku tried to think of a way to please Chichi without causing a scene. That's when it hit him. He grabbed Chichi's hands and stared into her dark angry eyes.

"I have an idea Chi," he said now smiling at the others. "Why don't you all come to my house on Saturday? We can hang out together and junk. Roshi won't even be there because of the Victoria Secret models convention."

Chichi felt her rage returning and snatched her hands away from Goku. "Aren't you forgetting something that's super important about that day?"

"Uhh...No."

"What do you mean no?!" Chichi demanded. Her fists were bawled and her teeth were gritted together.

"I think he means that he doesn't remember," Bulma stated.

Chichi waved a fist in Bulma's face, "Who asked you? I'm talking to my idiot boyfriend who's going to be in a lot of trouble if he doesn't remember!"

Bulma shrank back and looked between the pissed off Vegeta who was bound to strike back any moment and the pissed off Chichi who looked ready to kill. There was only one thing to do. "And that's my cue to leave."

"Mine too, catch you around Goku," Krillin said following Bulma. Goku knew a Chichi meltdown was bound to happen at any time.

"Please don't be mad at me Chichi. I can tell you're about to have one of those moments and a textbook will come crashing down on my head."

"You're wrong again, I upgraded!" Chichi pulled out a frying pan and brought it down as hard as she could on top of Goku's head. The poor guy was on the floor twitching with a purple bruise on his forehead. Dusting her off hands, Chichi looked down at Goku one last time. "Don't talk to me until you remember." She walked away leaving behind a very confused and hurt Goku on the floor.

Piccolo approached Goku after watching the whole scene go down from a distance. "This happens every year and you never seem to learn from your mistakes Son Goku," Piccolo said sadly to Goku who was now standing and wincing every time he poked the bruise on his forehead.

"Hey Mr Piccolo. Chichi is mad at me for some reason."

"I've noticed. You forgot again didn't you?"

Goku honestly had no idea what he was supposed to be remembering. It was strange that even Piccolo knew. "Forget what!?" Goku desperately asked. Piccolo was going to tell him when Vegeta shoved him aside so he could stand in front of Goku.

"Kakarot, I hereby challenge you to a fight! That blue haired friend of yours has really gotten on my nerves and I'm just itching for a fight."

The thought of fighting made Goku forget all about his problems and was replaced with excitement. "Alright you're on!"

Vegeta's gaze fell on the big mark on Goku's forehead and he smirked,
"It appears that somebody beat me to it. What the hell happened to your forehead?"

Just like that, Goku was reminded of the situation he was in. "Oh, Chichi hit me for forgetting something important. I have no idea what it is though." Goku started poking at the bruise again.

Vegeta face palmed. "Don't tell me you forgot again."

"Forgot what!?"

"You really are an idiot. Just prepare to fight!" shouted Vegeta who then dropped into a stance. Piccolo cleared his throat and stood in between the two before they could destroy the cafeteria again.

"Are you two complete morons? You can't fight now." Piccolo growled. The two stood staring at him with blank expressions until Goku smiled and patted his stomach.

"Yeah you're right. Let's finish eating and then we can fight."

"No! I specifically said there would be no more fighting in the lunch room! Are you trying to start another lunch fight?"

Vegeta shrugged, "Fine, we'll take it to the hallway then."

Frustration. Stress. Annoyance. These were all the things Piccolo felt at the moment.


-+-+ Science Class +-+-

Once again we find our main stars sitting in last period. In the far corner we have Yajirobe picking his nose. Nappa and Turles were trading exclusive Pokémon cards with each other. Vegeta just sat in his chair sulking because he wanted to play too but his deck was too basic and dull. 16 was doing the usual which was sitting by the window and looking at whatever animals happen to be out there. 18 had beaten Tien and Chiaotzu into submission so they could paint her nails. Yamcha and Maron were both bored and on the verge of falling asleep. Launch was still in her blue haired form and sat in the spot where Chichi would usually sit. Chichi traded seats with her because she was still upset with Goku. Bulma and Krillin were busy playing a game of tic tac toe written out on Majin Buu's stomach. So basically it was just another normal class. Bulma had just beaten Krillin at another game for the 30th time in the row when he decided to give up.

"That's it I quit. There's just no winning with you is it Bulma?"

"Nope. You now owe me 30 zeni. I expect you to pay up by tomorrow."

Krillin groaned then looked up to his best friend. Goku kept texting on his phone, taking peeks at Chichi, then looking back down at his phone. "Chichi still not talking to you?" Krillin asked. Goku frowned and nodded yes. Krillin sighed and turned around to see 18. "Girl problems. Me and you both buddy."

When Chichi caught a glimpse of Goku looking at her again she crossed her arms and turned the other way.

"I don't even know why she's so angry," Goku admitted. Their attention was brought to Bulma who snapped her fingers.

"There's only one way to solve your Chichi problem...you gotta be romantic for once you big doofus!"

Launch clapped her hands together happily. "Oh yes! Us girls just love romance!" she chimed. Goku still had a frown on his face as he sighed, "I'm not so good at that though."

"Take the advice from actual girls Goku," Krillin said elbowing him. "Go ahead and tell him Bulma. I'll translate your girl advice so that Goku understands."

Bulma cleared her throat, "Apologize to her even if you don't know why."

"Basically grovel to her feet and say sorry a million times."

"Take her out to someplace nice and don't forget to treat her like a lady..."

"Doesn't matter where! Like an Applebee's or Friday's or any generic restaurant chain!"

"Show her that you care and shower her with attention..."

"Talk about her hair or something!"

"Then drop down to one knee…"

"Uhh, I guess if her shoes are untied you can tie them?"

"Pull out the most expensive ring you can afford..."

"I mean girls like jewelry and, I'm not going to lie I have no idea where you're going with this Bulma."

"Then propose!"

"Yeah then - wait what? We're trying to get Chichi to forgive him not ruin Goku's life forever."

The thought of getting married made Bulma and Launch day dream about having a perfect wedding as stars sparkled in their eyes. Goku on the other hand looked just as distraught as Krillin. "Propose? You mean like marriage!?"

"You could call it imprisonment or marriage, it doesn't really matter they're the same thing!" Krillin shouted as he shook Goku from his shirt collar. Bulma shoved him aside to get her word in.

"Don't listen to him Goku, his partner has emotions similar to that of a robot. What does he know about what's truly romantic... no offense 18!" Bulma quickly said to 18.

"You're pushing your luck," 18 threatened. Vegeta turned around in his seat to add his two cents to the conversation.

"Baldy is right this time around. It's a death trap Kakarot, don't do it," Vegeta warned him.

18 lifted an eyebrow at Vegeta's warning. "I thought you hated him," She said.

Vegeta thought over what he said. "Oh right I do. Forget what I said Kakarot and go for it! I hear harpy women are in this season."

After thinking about it for a minute, Goku finally had an answer to give.

"I love Chichi a lot and all but we're still in high school. It's still too early for either of us to enter into such a serious level of commitment for we are both young and inexperienced. In the end, it would be best if we wait out the right moment to go fourth with dedicating our love and life to each other. Hypothetically speaking, if I were married to Chichi I'd try my best to keep her happy. I just know she would make a great wife." Everyone who was able to hear what was said - which is basically the entire class - paused to stare openly at Goku. Who would have thought those words would come from his mouth?

"Goku is that really you?" Krillin asked feeling just as shocked as everyone else. "What you just said sounded too smart for you."

Chichi had a different reaction than anyone else. She was teary eyed and overwhelmed with happiness knowing how Goku really felt about her. "Oh Goku do you really mean that?" Chichi asked standing up from her seat.

"Mean what?"

"That you wouldn't mind marrying me in the future!"

Goku nodded once and that's all it took for Chichi to rush over and trap him in a tight hug.

"You big idiot! Saturday is our 6 year anniversary. 6 whole years since we've gotten together."

"Wow I can't believe I forgot...again...for the 6th time in a row."

"I'm starting to wonder what Chichi sees in you Goku," Bulma questioned. "Exactly how did you two get together in the first place?"

Both Chichi and Goku stared up at the ceiling as the scenery faded away to a flashback.

...

A 12 year old Chichi was running for her life from a green dinosaur. Not just any dinosaur, it was a Tyrannosaurus-Rex! She was running and running and screaming and running some more. Suddenly she did what most girls do while fleeing for their lives... she tripped! All of her textbooks and pencils fell from her bag and scattered across the ground. Chichi looked up and saw the T-rex was about to eat her.

"No don't eat me! I haven't even accomplished my goal of getting into the perfect college, let alone high school!"

Was this the end for the Ox King's daughter? Well duh, of course not. This is just a flashback. Young Goku came flying down from a cloud and kicked the dinosaur on the side of his head. The little boy looked up sternly at the T-rex like an angry parent.

"No, bad dinosaur! You know eating people is against your diet. It'll go straight to your thighs."

The T-rex looked down at itself and groaned. It nodded its head and turned around to go find something else to eat. Goku faced Chichi who was on the ground staring up at him. He saw her things laying on the ground and gathered them up for her.

"Here's all your stuff. Luckily it was just books and not any food," Goku said smiling. Any trace of fear that was once on Chichi's face had completely vanished. Her eyes sparkled as she kept staring at the boy who saved her.

"I think I'm in love," she said blushing. Goku thought she was a strange one alright.

"You're weird. Are you a girl?" he innocently asked. Chichi felt rage emerge.

"Of course I'm a girl, can't you tell!?" she yelled but quickly composed herself. "I'm a girl, you're a boy so we should be boyfriend and girlfriend."

"We should be...what? I don't even know you."

"Then we'll start with names. My name is Chichi. What's yours?"

"They often call me Kakarot or Idiot face, or Son Wukong, sometimes monkey boy, also bottomless pit, or just Goku."

"I like the name Goku," Chichi said batting her eyelashes and hooking her arm through Goku's. Goku suddenly remembered something and shook Chichi from him and jumped back on his flying cloud.

"Nice meeting you Chichi but I've gotta get to school or else Mr Piccolo will give me a Saturday detention."

"Ok but promise me you'll meet me back here after school! I'll take you to my place to meet my daddy and we'll prepare a big dinner if you stay."

Goku's stomach growled. Just the mention of food made him hungry.

"I'll definitely come back then! But you also have to have cable because Dora the Explorer comes on at 3:30 and I'm not missing it."

So Goku left and after school Chichi took Goku to her house where the two have been together since then.

...

Bulma was waving her hand in front of Goku and Chichi's faces. The two had finally snapped out of their trance like state. "Guys are you Ok? I asked how you two got together and you just kept staring at the ceiling."

"Didn't you see the flashback?" Goku asked.

"No, what flashback? We thought you guys were having a seizure or something. You never answered my question either."

Chichi decided that she'd be the one to respond, knowing she would have to edit some of the story to make it sound more romantic.

"Goku and I met on a luxury cruise ship we became like star crossed lovers and fell in love, but the ship hit an iceberg and began to sink, and our love held us together where we managed to survive the icy waters to live another day."

"That's bullshit!" Vegeta shouted. "You know damn well that's the plot to that sappy movie Titanic."

"Whatever, it doesn't matter how it happened! Goku and I are happily together now and it's all that counts you troll doll!" Chichi screamed back at him. Vegeta didn't even try to say anything back at her. She'd just scream at him until his ears bled. It was at this moment where Krillin realized that Chichi was no longer angry at Goku.

"Your advice kinda worked Bulma. You mind giving me some?" Krillin asked hoping she could shed some wisdom.

"Um...don't get killed by 18's brother?"

"Gee, thanks a lot."

Korin came into the room at this moment carrying a stack of papers. Nobody really paid him mind nor were they doing any work but what he said next did gain their immediate attention.

"I graded all of your mid-terms last night so today they will be handed back to you," he announced. Usually everyone would be nervous or panicking about whether they did good or not. This time around they were all smirking and relaxing just waiting for the test to be given to them. Except Chichi who wanted to be all good and lame and decided not to cheat. Korin gave Krillin his test back and the moment his eyes laid on the paper, he shrieked and fell out of his chair. Vegeta and mostly everyone else thought he was just being his usual spazzy self.

"Baldy, was that you screeching like a girl?" Vegeta asked, not really caring what caused the shorter man's distress. Krillin slowly picked himself up and held his test up high for all to see.

"I...I...I FAILED!" Krillin shouted before slouching back down in his seat. Goku grabbed his test, smiled, and showed Krillin his grade.

"Cheer up buddy. See I failed too," Goku said happily as if it weren't a big deal.

"That's because you're an idiot and chrome dome here probably copied the wrong answers," Vegeta stated while crossing his arms as Korin placed his test in front of him. Vegeta peeked down and looked back up to the others. "Behold, I got an F. It's all in the technique. Not everyone can be as handsome and cunning as I."

Nappa tapped Vegeta's shoulder, "Vegeta you do know that you-"

"Yes I saw it Nappa. I am choosing not to acknowledge the fact that I have received an F when it should be impossible because I copied off the girl! What the hell!" he shouted rising from his seat and now stood in front of Bulma. He glared down at her and soon the rest of the class surrounded her table. Korin slipped in between the crowd of students to hand Bulma her test. She grabbed the test before anyone had a chance to snatch it and her throat went dry. There on her paper was a giant red F.

"I didn't pass either..." Bulma whispered. It almost seemed impossible that she of all people failed. Everyone else knew that if she got an F then they got an F too. 17 pulled Bulma over her table and dragged her in front of Korin's desk.

"Alright fur ball, you've got seventeen seconds to explain this grade. How could I have failed when I got all my answers from Bulma's paper!? She's supposed to be a genius!" 17 demanded. The rest of the class nodded as they were seconds from turning into an angry mob. Korin sighed as he sat back in his big teacher chair.

"Before the mid-terms began, I explicitly stated that there would be no cheating allowed. The penalty for cheating is an automatic F for both- or should I say all - accomplices. Not to mention that right now you just confirmed that you've copied from Bulma. I mean come on! You were all so obvious with it too. You could have at least tried to be a little sneakier. In fact, the only person who actually passed is Chichi."

All eyes fells on Chichi who held her test up high for all to see. "I gotta 78 which is a high C! All those hours of studying have finally paid off where I am now the smartest person in school!" Chichi shouted with both her hands raised in the air victoriously.

"Actually, if Bulma never cheated she would have gotten over 100," Korin added. Chichi's smile dropped some and she lowered her arms.

"Oh...never mind then."

"I hoped you all learned a very important lesson today," Goku said standing in front of the classroom. "Nobody wins when it comes to cheating. Chichi studied hard and aced the test fair and square. I didn't cheat and got the grade I deserved."

Vegeta snatched Goku's test to see his score and then glared at Goku. "You got a 23! I'm no Einstein but even I can do better than a 23."

Chichi wrapped her arms protectively around Goku and shot Vegeta a glare of her own.

"You leave my Goku alone you dirty saiyan! I love him flaws and all."


-+-+ Saturday +-+-

It was a lovely Saturday afternoon like no other. No school meant many people were most likely sleeping in. Except those who had a Saturday detention at school which is actually quite a few. But there were people like Goku and Chichi who were spending the entire day together for their anniversary. 18 had plans to hang out at Krillin's house later. Then there were others who chose to just sleep the day away. Bulma was still sleeping in bed with all the covers wrapped around her. Her eyes fluttered opened suddenly and she stretched her whole body.

"It's finally Saturday! I don't have to go to that crazy school or see any of its crazy students," Bulma said through a yawn.

"You slept in."

"Holy shit!" Bulma screamed, clearly startled by the gruff voice which caused her to fall out of her bed and get tangled in sheets. She looked up and saw none other than the flame haired leader of the saiyans. "Vegeta what the hell are you doing in my room!?"

"Your mother gave me permission to wake you up. It's already past noon and you've done nothing but sleep," he answered as if stating the obvious. Bulma managed to untangle herself from covers so she could stand directly in front of the saiyan.

"Ok so my mom let you in but why are you here exactly?"

"Do we really need to use a flash back...flash back...flash back (these are echoes...)

...

It was Friday which made Bulma's mood a lot happier. She was in the hallway drinking from the water fountain when someone strolled up next to her. She raised her head up to see who it was and immediately rolled her eyes.

"Oh it's you. What do you want now Vegeta?"

"So I hear you gotta 99 on your math quiz," Vegeta said now leaning against the wall with his arms crossed.

Bulma sighed,"Yeah I forgot to put a stupid decimal in one of my answers."

"Not good enough. Cell has never gotten anything less than 100."

"Well excuse me for not being perfect," she snapped back at him.

"You're not excused. You've been slacking off so I'll arrange to meet on Saturday to make sure you're doing the right kind of studying. We'll go to the library."

"Whatever."

"I'll be waiting for you at 9am sharp."

"That early?"

"Don't be late."

"I won't!"

"Good...now we wait for the flashback to be over."

"Huh?"

...

"Now you remember?"

"Yes. I ruined what could have been a perfectly good Saturday for myself," Bulma said also hoping that Vegeta had forgotten about their plans just mentioned. "Why would you set the time so early though? I'm not even dressed yet and I haven't eaten anything."

"You also promised you wouldn't complain so we won't have any of that," Vegeta said wagging a finger in her face.

"I never promised not to complain."

"Must we use yet another flashback?"

"No, no I won't complain, gosh!"

Without complaining, Bulma changed into her clothes, ate some food, and together the two headed towards the library.

Later that evening we cut to Goku and Chichi who were enjoying a nice fancy dinner at a Fancy Restaurant. Chichi just finished eating the last of her steak and now sat gazing longingly at Goku who managed to pack away 10 whole lobsters. Luckily she told him to tone it down on the food tonight.

"I really enjoyed our day together Goku. You haven't done anything that had to with fighting so far. Except for that one jerk who tried to smack my ass during our romantic walk through the park. He deserved the 10 stitches in his arm."

Goku laughed the way he always does while scratching the back of his head. He suddenly stopped laughing but the goofy grin never left his face.

"Chichi, there's something I have to ask you," he said dropped down on one knee and taking hold of Chichi's hand. "Will...you..."

Chichi's heart was pounding heavily against her chest, tears formed in the corner of her eyes and she flung her arms around Goku in a bear crushing hug. "Oh god Goku yes! Of course I will!" Goku knew it was futile trying to escape one of Chichi's hugs so he just stood there letting her squeeze the life out of him.

"How'd you know I was going to ask you to tie my shoe?" he asked. Chichi's smiled dropped and her head snapped up to look at him.

"What?"

"I was going to ask if you can tie my shoelaces. It seems whenever you tie them they never come undone. Maybe because I use bunny ears and you do that loop, swoop, and pull thing."

"So you weren't going to...ask me to marry you?"

"Marry you? Didn't you hear what I said in class the other day?"

Chichi didn't know what to feel. She was torn between embarrassment and rage. Unfortunately for Goku, rage won out when she grabbed the knife from the table. This time he knew his girlfriend was going to actually kill him. Goku held his arms out in front of him as Chichi slowly lifted the knife into the air.

"Guess I can't give you this now," Goku said as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a small black box. Chichi still had the knife held up high but her eyes were drawn to the box.

"What is it?"

"Why don't you see," Goku said handing the box over to Chichi. She put the knife back on the table and took the box. A small gasp escaped her mouth the moment she saw what was inside.

"It's a promise ring," Goku began to explain to a stunned Chichi. "That lets you know when we graduate that we'll be together forever. That's my promise to you."

There was a brief pause where Goku thought Chichi was only silent because she was too angry to talk. She suddenly slipped the ring onto her finger and held her hand out to see how it looked on her. Tears formed in her eyes which Goku mistook for sadness. "Aw don't be sad Chi, I'll take the ring back if it doesn't satisfy you."

"No. This has got to be the most romantic thing you've ever done. EVER."

"Really? Cause it cost me like 5,000 tickets at Dave & Busters. You have no idea how many times I had to whack that mole."

"Just shush," Chichi said bringing a finger to Goku's lips. "Don't ruin the moment." Chichi embraced Goku again in yet another bone crushing hug.

"I love you too Chichi...can you let me go now? I can't breathe!"

"Sorry. This calls for a celebration. Let's order the wine next. I got us both a fake ID from Launch."

"I don't know Chi, the last time you tried alcohol it took eight police officers to restrain you. Your dad was really mad too." Goku reminded her.

"I am not 16 years old anymore. I'm 17, practically an adult. That means I know how to moderate."

(10 minutes later)

"And so I told my dad, fuck you daddy! Goku and I will be out late tonight whether you like it or not!" Chichi yelled, slurring her words and causing other people to look in their direction.

"See I told you that even the slightest taste of alcohol affects you. Only 3 sips and already you're not yourself."

"What and you're not? Hey we should go now. It's getting late and my dad is gonna kill me if I don't get home on time," Chichi said sounding almost sober. Almost.

"Alright, let's get the check," Goku said peering over at the check. He dug in his pockets searching for the gift card he planned on using to pay with. "Uhh don't freak out Chi but I think I lost the gift card. Do you think you can lend one thousand zeni?" he asked.

Chichi's eyes widened up as she grabbed the check to see for herself. "One thousand!? Shit! We don't have that kind of money!"

"Hey I have an idea," Goku whispered to Chichi as if he were sharing a secret. "I say we leave."

Chichi was slack jawed. The prospect of leaving a restaurant without paying was basically stealing and she was no thief. But that's only when she's alcohol free. Her eyes scanned the area for any of the staff members, as she thought of the best escape route.

"Ok but we have to be as stealthy and quiet as possible or we get caught."

Goku nodded as the two stood up. Chichi reached down and get her purse from her seat but accidentally knocked over the rest of the wine bottle along the way. Before she could try to clean it up, Goku grabbed her arm urging her to keep it moving. Not knowing his own strength, Goku ended up flinging Chichi towards a table which got knocked over. The people who were eating there didn't look too happy either.

"Sorry about that," Goku said quickly. "Quit fooling around Chi. I'll help you up."

While Goku was bending down to help Chichi, his rear bumped into a waiter which made everything he was carrying fall onto another set of people. Chichi was now standing wobbly on her feet on top of broken plates and food.

"I'm Ok, I'm Ok," she tried to tell herself. Then she took one step and fell right into Goku who stumbled right over a chair and bumped to the lobster tank. The tank tipped over and shattered, sending shards of glass and lobsters all over the floor. Goku stood up and continued to make his way towards the exit. After knocking over yet another table, Chichi made it past the exit and out the doors. She let out a big sigh of relief and wiped the bead of sweat from her forehead.

"I think we should try out for ninja warrior. Our maneuvers over those tables was top notch!" Chichi said laughing.

"Yeah I don't even think they noticed we left our seats."

One of the waiters from the restaurant came out and called out to Goku and Chichi, "Excuse me but you two forgot to pay. There's also a rather large mess inside that would require you also pay for."

Chichi glanced at a familiar face in the parking lot. The face belonged to Turles who was helping his date into a car. She pointed a finger at him and said, "Listen buddy you got the wrong people. It was that couple over there that forgot to pay."

The waiter looked closely at Turles and then at Goku. One wouldn't be able to tell the two a part if it weren't for a slight difference that thankfully the waiter didn't spot.

"My apologies to you both. Have a wonderful evening," the waiter said turning back to the way he came. He waved his hand over and soon, 4 very buff looking security guys came running out and charged Turles. The poor guy never saw it coming. Goku and Chichi were now rolling on the ground in a fit of laughter. They got themselves together and were able to jump back on their feet holding hands.

"I had a wonderful day... but I still have one more thing to further our relationship as a solidified couple," Chichi said giving Goku a wink and hoping he would take the hint. Before Goku could voice out how confused he was, someone beat him to it.

"Why not throw a totally awesome party instead?" Maron asked like it was normal to just sneak up on people and suggest a party be thrown.

Chichi sneered at the blue haired girl and folded her arms. "Well if it isn't the school slut. You're such a skank you know that? The skankiest skank that I know. If there were a skank contest you'd win 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place! I wouldn't be surprised if they name you most likely to be a skankaslut (the fusion form of a skank and a slut) in the yearbook. Oh wait, you're already one! I bet your skank power level is over 9,000!" Chichi was now breathing heavily from the short outburst. There was a brief pause Maron allowed for in case Chichi decided to add more to the list.

"Anyways, what perfect way to end the day than to throw a par-tay? See I tried to keep it rhyming if you didn't notice," Maron said flipping some of hair over her shoulder. Goku saw that she was wearing a red lobster waitress uniform.

"Oh I didn't know you worked here too."

"Yeah I got fired from the burger place due to taking an order of 100 pies. Not like it was a lot but whatever! But let me paint you guys a picture-"

"Ooh you're an artist too?" Goku said interrupting her. Maron shook her head and continued talking,

"Just imagine all your friends there at your house. You two are like the perfect couple that everyone envies. Hot party make outs always lead to one thing no matter how dense the other person may be."

Chichi knew exactly what Maron was suggesting even in her drunken state. She gave Maron a pat on the back and then draped an arm around her shoulders. "For a skankity skank skank, you sure have good ideas. Take that as a compliment."

"The party can be a celebration for all the years you two have been together. So you'll throw a huge party at Goku's house?" Maron asked now facing Goku. He didn't know if the party should be thrown at his house especially since Krillin and 18 would be there. "I know you're worried about Krillin and his little date but think of it this way, having more people there will make it less awkward for him. He won't have anything to be nervous about surrounded by his friends!"

This time both Chichi and Goku were convinced that there had to be a party. "Yeah! Let's do it Chi! Party at my house!"

"Hell yeah!" Chichi cheered. "But we don't want too many people coming Maron. Just keep it moderate like my drinking," Chichi tried telling her. Maron nodded as she pulled her phone out. She didn't really pay attention as she dialed a number and waited for the line to pick up.

"Yamcha it's me, tell everybody there's a kill party going on at Goku's house. Make sure the androids come so they can catch 18 with Krillin. I want everybody to be there and I do mean EVERYBODY!" She hung up the phone and smiled deviously. The final parts of her evil plan was coming together and the only thing she would do is wait.

Goku cheered some more as Chichi jumped into his arms. "Woo! Let's go now so we can have a hot party make out!" she screamed causing some cars windows to shatter. Maron laughed along with the two as she began to advertise for the party on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Wikipedia. It just so happen she had every single teen in the city as her friend and over 2 million followers. Krillin was in for a rude awakening very soon.


-+-+ Kame House +-+-

Krillin stood in front of a mirror near the door inspecting his shiny bald head in the mirror.

"Ok Krillin, get it together man. She's just an extremely hot girl who you'll be alone with in the house. Hm...Wonder what I would look like with a full head of hair," Krillin said to himself now rubbing his head.

"I can hear you," another voice said behind the door. Krillin knew exactly who it belonged to which caused him to quickly fling the door open and laugh nervously.

"And I'm not embarrassed at all!" he practically blurted. 18 gave him a small smile.

"You said I was extremely hot. No need to be ashamed about that."

She stepped inside and peered around the room she was in. The furniture and everything wasn't anything too impressive but the house was located on a secluded little island, which is pretty far from their school.

"So this is your place," 18 said as she slowly made her way towards a wall full of pictures. Krillin was smart enough to remove all the embarrassing photos of himself so at least that was taken care of.

"It's small but homey. Goku lives here too which explains all the pictures of food hung up on the wall."

18 was just about to ask him about that. Well there goes one of her questions answered.

"I see. Tell me where your bathroom is."

"It's upstairs, you won't miss it."

After spotting the stairs she proceeded to walk up until she saw the bathroom's door wide open. She went inside closing the door behind her and sat her purse down near the sink. She pulled out some lipstick and applied the red color to her lips then grabbed a comb and began working on her hair. While fixing herself up she spotted something in the corner. Next to the toilet were a stack of magazines. They weren't just any regular stack of magazines though. 18 reached down to grab one and flipped through the pages. Yes they were indeed porn mags, and lots of them too. At this moment Krillin was waiting patiently for 18 to be finished while sitting on the couch watching tv. His view was suddenly blocked by another person who was none other than 18.

"I found these in the bathroom," 18 said holding up one of the dirty magazines she found. Krillin's eyes almost rolled out of his head. Now he had to desperately play it cool like this was no big deal but failed miserably at it.

"I forgot to get rid of those!" he sputtered.

One of 18's eyebrows rose up,"Is this what you're into?"

She was just toying with him but he didn't know that. It was hard not for her to burst out laughing. Krillin snatched the magazines and stuffed them down into the couch. "They're not mine! Everyone knows how much a pervert Roshi can be sometimes." While stuffing the mags into the couch, Krillin accidentally pressed the remote. The channel went directly to one of Roshi's infamous tapes he always watched. Krillin fumbled with the controller in his hands until he was able to turn back to regular tv. "Like I was saying, it's all Roshi's."

18 nodded and flopped on the couch. "Let's hope his perviness doesn't rub off on you. So what do you wanna do?"

"Um...how about a movie? I can make the popcorn and grab some sodas."

"Sure," she said with a simple shrug.

As he was walking to the kitchen the doorbell rang. Krillin stopped in his tracks and growled. "I swear if it's those girls scouts again I'll start raging. Those laxativia cookies made me go to the bathroom," he mumbled now reaching for the door knob. Unfortunately, he never got a chance to grab it because the door swung open and smashed him against the wall. Goku stood at the entrance pointing forward, "Come on everyone, It's time to get the party started!"

A crowd of people rushed inside and the house was suddenly transformed. The lights were dimmed, a dj booth was set up and blasting music, people were already dancing and Krillin had no idea what was going on. He got hit in the head with a door and now there were a bunch of people in his house. A pair of hands reached down to pull him to his feet. "Hey buddy, why were you on the floor? There's a party going on and you'll miss it!" Goku screamed over the music. Krillin couldn't even hear him.

"What!?"

"I said you're going to miss the party!"

"What!?"

"THE PARTY!"

"Goku why is there a party going on? Where did all these people come from?"

"Krillin I think you're drunk. Here let me help you," Goku said picking Krillin up and slinging him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. "You've had enough for one night." Krillin continuously pounded on his friend's back but Goku wasn't paying him any mind. He threw him into a closet and locked the door. "Don't worry! You can rest in there until everything calms down," Goku reassured him. Krillin was now beating against the door and twisting the door knob.
"This better not be a setup for one of those prank videos," Krillin said to himself. "One minute I'm chilling with 18 and the next I'm trapped in this closet! There's no way this could get any worse."

Suddenly Maron came barging through the front door with a shopping cart filled with bottles and cans of alcohol. She held up one bottle and shouted, "Look everybody, I've brought beer!" Cheers and roars filled the entire house. Chichi took a bottle and almost downed the whole thing in one swig. 18 spotted the wobbly brunette girl and took the bottle away from her.

"You'll get this back after you tell me what's going on," 18 said holding the bottle up in the air so Chichi couldn't reach it.

"With a little convincing from Maron we decided to throw a part to celebrate Goku and I being together for 6 years. Plus we did this for you! With this many people Krillin won't have to be nervous about you anymore. It's genius isn't it?"

"Let me guess, she told you that too?"

Chichi nodded. 18 searched the room for Maron who wasn't serving beer anymore. This was obviously some kind of revenge plan and she wasn't going to have any of that. Chichi took this opportunity to snatch the bottle from 18 and finished the rest of it. Before 18 could start the hunt for Maron, she was pulled into the center of a large crowd. It turned out to be Launch with blonde hair while standing next to a keg and holding the tab.

"So I heard you were quite the drinker. If that's true then I'd like to see you finish this keg!" Launch said offering the tab to her. 18 was never one to back down from a challenge and this was no different. She grabbed the tab and began to spray beer down her throat while everyone else gathered around chanting "chug, chug, chug!"

'As soon as I'm done with this,' 18 thought in her mind. 'It's back to searching for that blue haired skank.'


-+-+ At the library +-+-

Vegeta and Bulma were at the library – although I'm sure you knew that already because it says that at the break but...you get it – when Bulma finally closed the last book.

"I think that's enough studying don't you think?" Bulma asked tiredly. They've been in the same spots studying for 9 hours straight at least.

"You think that's enough studying? Cell covers this much in just an hour for fun! Now it's time to get serious."

Vegeta pulled out 10 more thick books and sat them down in front of Bulma. She groaned and opened the page to the new book and started reading. Vegeta's phone suddenly vibrated and he took it out of his pocket to check out a text message.

"Forget what I said," he stood up and put his phone away. "There's a house party going on right now and what's a party without me?"

"A party? You're abandoning me?" Despite the fact that Bulma sounded upset, she was actually overjoyed this torture session was ending.

"You were already about to call it quits anyways. Unless you'd like to accompany me."

"Yeah right. I bet it's a lame party thrown by some loser."

Vegeta received another text and looked down at his phone.

"It's at that baldy's place actually."

"Like I said, a lame party thrown by some loser."

"Whether you decide to join me or not, I'm leaving," he said walking away from Bulma and heading towards the door. It was already getting late and Bulma knew her parents was expecting her to be home soon. But she was still considered the new girl and haven't been to a party yet...

"You know what, why the hell not right?" She flew out of her chair and ran after Vegeta.


So begins another not so typical night which you can only see in the next chapter!