A/N: To those of you who are reading 'Focus', I promise, I'm still on it.. This just hit me, and it HAD to be started. This will be a series of one-shots together. You'll see. 3

Chapter 1: Introduction

Hi! My name is Mail Jeevas, but you can call me Matt. I am here today, because a lot of people are wondering how a chain-smoking, total nerdy gamer like myself scored that hot, blue-eyed, leather wearing, blonde, sex god that I have. Yes, Mello. Well. It's not exactly easy for someone like me. But can I just say, once I got him in bed, I had him. Yes, that's right. I may be a totally computer geek, but I know how to capture his attention and keep it. You see, life with a guy like Mello.. It never gets boring. But you have to be able to read him right. Some days when he comes home, he needs to realease pent up frustration, and I can provide a healthy outlet that is pleasurable to use both. Other days, he just needs you to take care of him. He needs to feel loved. Just remember.. Always be creative, and keep things interesting! So… This is my guide book for all of you Matt's out there who are looking for a way to crack open that shell around your Mello. Whether it's your first time, or you just want to spice it up a bit in the bedroom.. Or living room.. Or bathroom.. Or balcony.. Or kitchen.. Or.. You get the point! In here you will find step by step directions on how to nab your Mello. A recipe if you will. A recipe to the art of getting in Mello's pants.

Mail Jeevas

Aka Matt

A/N: Ok.. So what do you all think? All ideas you get are welcome to be submitted and you will receive credit as well. I have A LOT of material already, but I always aim to please.