AN: Double your pleasure, double your fun, it's two OmKimbus updates rolled into one! (These two stories were a bit short, so you get a two-fer. Legal stuff for both at bottom!)
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CHAPTER 4 - Part 1
Storage Issues
By SHADO Commander
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"What do you mean you don't have it?" Dr. Drakken demanded. "You disappeared for over a week, and when you finally get back, I learn that you were shacking up with little Miss all-That and her family and you've LOST what I sent you to get?"
"I told you," Shego fired back. "I got zapped by one of my old Team Go enemies and it made my personality reverse so that I was this odious and wrongsick creature named Ms. Go. I had to get un-zapped before I could come back, and during that time I destroyed the original and lost half of the back up."
Drakken stared at Shego, wondering when she had started using words like odious and wrongsick, then shoved those concerns aside as his blue bulldog of a brain went back to chewing at the meat of the problem. "Oh, well that's just terrific. Unfortunately, I can't tell our client that we don't have it…"
"Wait a minute," he suddenly snapped. "Did you say you lost HALF of it?"
"Yeah," Shego flushed. "Even as Ms. Go, I knew it was important not to lose, but I didn't want someone coming across it accidentally, so I split the information in half and put it in two places. I've got half of the formula in a safe place, but the other half… let's just say that getting it back is going to be really, REALLY difficult."
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"Damn," Kim Possible growled. What in the hell had she been thinking? It had been bad enough that she'd spent the last week basically mooning over Shego, but this latest reminder of how 'Ms. Go' had pushed buttons Kim hadn't known she'd had only made it worse. Sure, anything was possible for a Possible, but Kim didn't think her family motto included going out and getting blitzed at a bar on drinks Shego had snuck her, or that 'massage' exchange that probably would have evolved into a full-blown make out session if her parents hadn't come home unexpectedly.
But… as foolhardy as those may have been, at least those had been typical teenager mistakes to make with no permanent harm done. Now, however, as she remembered the feeling of lying naked on the bed beside Ms. Go, she could remember the buzzing sound and the sharp penetrating sensation she committed to something irrevocably dumb, something that would change the way she saw herself forever.
And the part that made her maddest? She didn't even UNDERSTAND the meaning of the weird tattoo that now graced her flushed pink left buttock. She'd run an image search on Google and found nothing even similar… but… when she looked at what was apparently the back half of a dragon, there were times she thought some of the scales looked oddly like numbers…
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CHAPTER 4 - Part 2
Wake Up Call
By SHADO Commander
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Brrring! Brrring!
Kim rolled over in bed and stared at the phone. What the hell? NO one ever called her on the phone these days, not since Wade had put Skype on her Kimmunicator. And further, unless her clock had stopped, it was 6:30 in the morning. NOBODY who knew her would call her at this hour just to chat. Which meant it was either a phone solicitation or someone in serious trouble.
"Screw it," she decided, heroic impulses winning out over a desperate need for sleep as she picked up the receiver. "What's the fucking sitch?"
"Oh, hey! Kimmie baby!" the voice on the other end oozed false familiarity. "Have I got a gig for you!"
"Sy?" Kim blinked in stunned amazement. "Sy Cophant?"
"That's right!" Kim's former agent agreed earnestly, since admitting his name was one of the few things he could do without lying. "You got my Christmas card, right?"
"No," Kim growled, "Unless you mean the one from 2007 that included the note: Sorry babe, but Mark and Rob are splitsville, call if you find work."
"Uh.. ah… yeah," The agent's oily voice slipped and fell. "That was a joke, babe, you know. But like I said, I gotta gig for ya."
"Right," Kim sighed. "Just like you got Christy that great gig showing her moneymakers in Mirrors 2? But what the hell, not to say I'm interested, but what are the details?"
"Well, you know Phineas and Ferb…?"
"You mean the show that took my show's budget at the Disney Channel?" Kim asked. "With those hideously deformed kids and the Rufus-rip off platypus? Who YOU started representing the same week you stopped returning my calls?"
"Er… yeah…" Sy's voice was hesitant. "But the thing is... they're um... kind of freezing to death in the Arctic Circle and..."
"Fuck you, fuck them and fuck the Disney Channel," Kim replied sweetly, dropping the receiver back on the hook. "Bye bye Sy."
"Who the hell was THAT?" Shego mumbled as the redhead nestled back into the warm space her body had vacated a minute earlier.
"Wrong number," Kim smiled and went back to sleep.
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LEGAL SCHTUFF:Kim Possible, Shego, Rufus and Dr. Drakken are the creations of Mark McCorkle and Bob Schooley, and those names are all trademarks of the Disney media organizations. Disney own Phineus and Ferb too, but they were created by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. Although use in this context is probably considered fair under parody law, just in case: this work was not created for profit, no money changed hands etc, and this story should be considered to take place during a timeframe in which all sexually active parties are over 18 years of age…