KoJu Prompts

Summary: Prompts on my favourite PoM couple Kowalski/Julien!

I decided to do some prompts on my favourite pairing KoJu! So I searched for a random word generator on google and wallow. The fact that the first one was indeed Wedding made me squeal with delight. Pain was supposed be last but I didn't want to end it on such a bad note so I swapped the last two. Hope you enjoy!

Wedding

Getting married when you are a zoo animal is quite hard to do.

First of all, church weddings was pretty much impossible if you wanted one of them. Even if Kowalski and Julien were to get up and go find the nearest church they couldn't exactly have a wedding there. They would either have to sneak into the building in the middle of the night or stand outside the building and be wedded with a priest who was wedding someone else. That meant either no church bell at all or just church bells that wasn't meant for them would be heard. It was easier to just skip the idea.

Then there was Julien's wedding dress. The king (despite the fact that he probably would) couldn't just waltz into a wedding dress shop and pick a gown for himself. Even if the penguins knocked out the shop assistants the dresses would be far to big for the lemur. The only wedding dress that they could find in the shops if they were lucky would be a doll at a toy shop and then the doll had to be the right size which was pretty much almost impossible to find. Even then the dresses weren't exactly the perfect dress you wanted for your wedding.

That meant the dress would have to be handmade. The penguins had roped Marlene into making it but Kowalski could tell it was a tedious task for her. Not only was she working day and night sewing a elaborate dress she was working day and night sewing a elaborate dress for Julien. That meant that whenever she thought she had last finish Julien would change his mind and want a different idea. If it wasn't for the penguins trying to calm down Marlene, she would probably grab a crow bar and go chasing Julien with it yet again.

All in all a wedding for a lemur and penguin was extremely difficult. Pretty much everyone was damn tired after all the work they had been doing. The couple themselves had been on their wits end in all of this.

Yet as the day finally arrived and Kowalski found himself standing in front of the fountain, surrounding by all his friends (that was one thing easy at this wedding, they didn't need to travel far to get all the invitations out to all the zoo animals), with Skipper and Rico both his best hand men and Private standing on the fountain ledge as the actual priest and Julien walking up the red carpet with Maurice leading him and Marlene and Mort holding the veil as his bride maids, Kowalski couldn't help but believe that this moment was just perfect.

Exit

"I don't care what you think, Skipper!" Kowalski growled.

His flipper tightened around Julien's paw and Julien squeezed back in comfort as the lieutenant finally stood up to his leader for once in his entire life.

"I love Julien and there's nothing you can do to change it!" Kowalski said.

And with that, he and Julien sharply turned away from a shocked Skipper and marched out, making a swift exit.

Settle

"Julien, please calm down!"

"I will not be calming down!" Julien roared, jabbing his finger into Kowalski's chest as he raged angrily, "That crazy penguin was trying to be hitting on you!"

"Julien, please!" Kowalski begged.

He cupped Julien's chin and softly turned Julien's head, getting Julien to looked into his reassuring blue eyes, "Rico wasn't meaning to hit on me."

"Then how are you to be explaining it?" Julien growled but finally started to settle down.

Kowalski sighed, rubbing his forehead.

"He found the penguins mating calls CD again."

Pile

"Well...er..." Kowalski coughed, "This is awkward."

When Julien had been showing off some new tricks on his bouncy castle to Maurice and Mort, he had somehow accidentally bounced too high and had ended up spiralling up into the air and coming down in the Central park (how he manage to do that remains a mystery_ and crashing into Kowalski who had been simply collecting floral samples. The two had rolled for a couple of minutes before they ended up it a pile.

And into very awkward positions.

"Um...Julien...could you..er..."

Kowalski tried to shift himself out of the position and his eyes literally screamed with panic when it only made the matters worse. Blushing, he coughed again.

"Julien...can you get up?" He asked.

Julien smirked down at the penguin. He brushed his fingers into Kowalski's feathers making the penguin turned scarlet.

"And why would I be wanting to be doing that, you silly penguin?"Julien asked, his voice lowe and seductive.

Kowalski gulped.

Rhythm

"J-Julien!" Kowalski cried as Julien pulled him up onto the dance floor. Kowalski blushed as he saw how many people there were.

"Come on Kowalski, be keeping up with the rhythm!" Julien laughed, spinning Kowalski around.

Bag

"Be getting me that one!" Julien ordered. "No, that one! No, be getting me this one! Hang on this one is being cute! No, this one will be doing! Through there isn't having much-y of a storage space. Be getting me this one instead!"

Kowalski groaned as Julien chucked more and more at him. His flippers were threatening to collapse and the load was getting higher and higher making it hard to keep an eye on the knock out sale assistant. He was fed up.

"You had to tell him about bag shopping," He growled as he glared at the person responsible for all this.

The otter sniggered.

"Cheer up, Kowalski, at least I haven't told him about shoe shopping yet." Marlene said.

Suddenly a loud squeal erupted throughout the shop. Kowalski dropped the bags as the two covered their ears. Marlene dropped her smirk and her face became apologetic for letting that slip in Julien's ear shot.

As soon as the squeal had stopped Kowalski pinched his beak, groaning.

"Oh sweet mercy..."

Grip (Two feet high and rising)

"Hold still..." Kowalski cried as he tried to reach Julien, "I've almost got you."

It was no good. Julien was already in full mode panic, struggling franticly with the balloon strings trying to get himself free. With every struggle a balloon was burst by the clock's hand.

Just as Kowalski had almost managed to grasped Julien's hand, the last balloon popped and Julien lost his grip. To the penguins horror, the lemur fell screaming.

Deep

Kowalski was a scientist. Cool, calculating, functioning almost like a machine rather than a penguin; he seemed too wrapped up in his high technology to be in love.

Julien was a king. Self involved, full of himself, too busy caring only for himself; he seemed too wrapped up in his giant ego to be in love.

So how did they fall for one another so deeply?

Pain

Julien watched from over the wall of his habitat as the dolphin and the penguin came back from their walk.

"Ugh, it is being such a pain!" Julien snapped bitterly to himself.

Doris started laughing at one of Kowalski's jokes, exclaiming he was so funny.

"Why is she laughing, the smarty penguin is not being that funny!" He exclaimed. "He is being annoying like the other silly penguins, not being funny or being cute."

Yet his claws dug painfully into his arms as he continued to watch the couple laughing happily together.

Portion

"You really don't deserve this, you know." Kowalski stated as he shared out his portion of snacks as the two of them watched a movie together, "Skipper really had a go at me for today."

"Hey, the frowny penguin is always having a go!" Julien retorted, poking Kowalski. He then started digging into the popcorn carton, "Besides I cannot be helping that you are thinking of me being drop dead gorgeous.

"Really?" Kowalski said, quirking an eyebrow, "Then how come you felt the need to wear that revealing dress when you dropped by today?"

Julien blushed, nervously fiddling with the hem of his very short, strapless, scarlet red and black dress that clung to his curves perhaps a little too tightly.

"I was needing a second opin-y-ion." Julien twittered and Kowalski rolled his eyes fondly.

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