This is some random plot bunny that stayed in my head for waaaay to long! inspired by...well, you should already know. the title really explains it all. Anywho, this isn't corresponding with my other story Crowning Glory-though that will be updated soon-it's just me being completely random last night! So anyways-on with the story!

Robin

Roy

Wally

Robin and Wally

Everybody

Batman was walking through Mt. Justice with his usual stoic expression looking for his protégé, Robin. The little bird had been acting weird after the Dark Knight had let it slip out that Robin may become Batman when he was older. Ever since then, the bird had been spending nights at the cave more and more. Well now, Batman was going to put an end to it. Enough was enough, the Bat was putting his foot down and sitting Robin down for a talk. As soon as he reached the living room, he was immediately sat down by Aqualad who was trying not to laugh.

"Aqualad, what is going on and where is Robin?" he demanded. The Atlantean only smiled and shook his head before leaving. He looked in front of him to see that the living room was turned into a theatre. A few minutes later, the other mentors had entered the room.

"Alright, what's going on?" Flash asked and Batman simply shrugged. Green Arrow was about to sit down when he noticed a camera in the seat. He picked it up and read the note, before switching the camera on as told. Batman gave the archer a look and he simply shrugged. He tapped his foot patiently when Kaldur reappeared on the mock stage.

"Good evening, everyone. The following presentation has been a 'Robin the Boy Wonder' production." he smiled before walking off. A few seconds later, an upbeat tune started to play that the mentors soon recognized.

"Hey is this…?" Flash trailed and Black canary nodded.

"I think so…" she said and they all turned their attention to robin and-surprisingly- Roy dressed in civvies. They were even more surprised when they burst out into song.

I'm gonna be a mighty Batman, so enemies beware

Well I've never seen a caped crusader with quite some little care

I'm gonna be the main event

Like no hero would dare

I'm brushing up on looking down

I'm working on a bat-glare

Thus far a rather uninspiring thing

Oh I just can't wait to be Batman!

The mentors all blinked and were confused to see that Wally had joined them.

No one say do this (Now when I said that-)

No say be there (What I meant was-)

No one say stop that- (What you don't realize-)

No one say see here (Now see here!)

Free to fight crime all day (That's definitely out-)

Free to do it all my way!

The mentors tried not to laugh at Roy's pained expression, though it was rather funny…

I think it's time that you and I arrange a heart-to-heart

Bats don't need advice from no archer for a start

If this is where Batman is headed count me out

Out of service, out of JLA

I wouldn't stand about

This bird is getting wildly out of range

Oh I just can't wait to be Batman!

They moved out of the spotlight as Superboy was pushed in their place. With a heavy blush the clone began to tap dance to the beat of the music break causing the mentors' to cock their head to the side when finally Aquaman turned to Superman. "can you do that?"

"….no…."

Everybody look left

Everybody look right

Everywhere you look I'm-

Standing spotlight

NOT YET

Let every hero go for broke sing

Let's hear it in the League and in the shadows

It's gonna be the new bats finest fling

Oh I just can't wait to be Batman

Oh he just can't wait to be Batman

Oh I just can't wait…

Just can't wait

TO BE BATMAN!

The mentors stared at them as Superboy held Robin in the air before they started clapping and laughing. Robin flipped out of Superboy's grasped and landed right in front of Batman. "So did ya like it? Did ya, did ya?" he asked jumping up and down with a wide smile. Batman cocked a cloaked eyebrow as his mouth quirked up a tiny bit.

"Yes Robin, I did." he answered honestly and Robin's smile quickly turned devious.

"Perfect, cause we have a whole line of 'em coming up and Roy's next." he smirked and Roy glared.

"that's it-I'm out of here!" the archer snapped and Green Arrow smirked.

"Leave and I will send this to everyone you know!" he threatened and Roy glared.

"You wouldn't dare!"

"This is me we're talking about. Of course I would!" he smiled and Roy glared at him before turning to Robin.

"You are going to pay." he hissed and Flash shook his head.

"We have more important things to worry about!" he exclaimed before turning to Superboy "Where did you learn how to tap dance?"

yeah...so that's that! leave a review if you want me to continue this or not! AND NO FLAMES! don't make me bring out the fire extinguisher! XD

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