Sunday, May 9th, 1:45AM,

The Loft

Ok, so I read further and there are different ways to do it. I don't think I'd want to try the first thing yet. Ew. I mean, I don't even put tampons up there, let alone fingers. Wait, was that what Michael wanted to do when we were making out and he was trying to creep his hand beneath my waistline?

WAS MICHAEL TRYING TO PUT HIS FINGERS UP THERE ? ? ? ? ? ?

Clearly I need to make sure he washes his hands thoroughly before ever getting to third base. Who knows what lingers on those college door knobs!

And from my experience, the people in his dorm hall do NOT have any sort proper of hygiene. But if I was forced to bathe in a public restroom with everybody else, I don't know if I would either. Showering in the locker room at school is bad enough.

Imagine having to do that for four years.

Anyway.

I know that girls touch guys' things too, and I certainly wouldn't mind touching Michael's one day, but guys touching girls down there! It's all...slimy.

OK, this is way TMI, even for this journal.

I need to talk to someone about this before my mind explodes.

I can't talk to Lilly, because what if she tells Michael? Ok, she probably wouldn't, but what if?

Besides, she'd probably be all "GOD Mia, can't you grow up and use the actual nouns? We're IN 10thgrade for god sakes, we're not 12 years old. It's PENIS, SEX, MASTURBATION, and VAGINA."

Oh my god, WHAT IF LILLY MASTURBATES? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

I mean, it's no secret that Lilly is totally warm for J.P.'s form. And there's NO WAYthey've done it already, especially since they've been going out for a little over a month. So Lilly has to deal somehow, right?

OH GOD.

I need to talk to someone about this RIGHT NOW because CLEARLY my mind is NOT thinking about this in a reasonable manner if my thought process has lead me to THINKING ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND RELIEVING HERSELF.

There's only one person I can trust to both keep her mouth shut and provide me with some sort of advice.

Tina Hakim Baba.

At least one of the thousands of romance books Tina's read has GOT to have something about the heroine needing to relieve herself in order to keep herself alert of danger instead of losing herself in a night of passion with her man and ending up getting killed just as she jumps his bones after smelling his neck one too many times and being blinded by hormonal lust.

RIGHT? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

I just hope she's online.